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[man] Ladies and gentlemen.
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Mesdames et messieurs.
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Children of all ages.
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The Huntington Brothers welcome you
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to the greatest show
in this or any other universe!
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[crowd cheering]
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[playing jaunty tune]
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[kids giggling]
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[singing] ♪ Welcome! Welcome! ♪
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♪ Horatio P. Huntington ♪
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-[woman gasps]
-♪ And the greatest show you'll ever see ♪
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♪ Welcome! Welcome! ♪
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♪ A humble, heartfelt welcome ♪
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♪ To the great and glorious bounty
Which is me ♪
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♪ We have thrills in the air! ♪
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Bulletman!
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♪ Oh, my hair! ♪
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♪ And motorbikes
On tightropes and trapeze ♪
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♪ So welcome! Welcome!
A thousand thrills and then some ♪
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♪ And best of all for you
It's starring me! ♪
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-[all laughing]
-You're welcome. So pleased to meet me.
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Well, the pleasure is all yours.
[clears throat]
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♪ With jugglers all around ♪
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♪ And Chesterfield the Clown ♪
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♪ Chinese acrobats
From the farthest East ♪
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[gasps]
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♪ In the interest of decorum
I must resist as I per-forum ♪
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♪ One mustn't toot one's own horn
Too, too loud ♪
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♪ But in truth, I must confess
I cannot help but profess ♪
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♪ That my majesty appears ♪
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♪ To have loose-fit earthly bounds
Cha-cha ♪
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♪ So I say ♪
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♪ Welcome! ♪
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♪ Welcome! ♪
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-♪ Please accept our glorious welcome ♪
-[cheering]
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♪ To a smorgasbord of delights
For the eye! ♪
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♪ And we offer up to you ♪
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♪ A most gracious "howdy-do!" ♪
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♪ On behalf of me, myself, and I! ♪
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♪ Welcome! ♪
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[crowd cheering]
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[man] Ah. Horatio P. Huntington!
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One half of the world-famous
Huntington Brothers Circus!
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Which half, I'll let you decide.
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-And that's me!
-Delish.
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Uh, the good lookin' one.
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Whoa. Slow down there, Chesterfield.
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Why?
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It's free, ain't it?
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-[cheering]
-You hear that crowd, little brother?
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I'm going to be rich as Rockefeller,
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-but twice as pretty.
-[woman groans]
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Oh, you'll partake in the riches, too.
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At a slightly smaller share, of course.
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Oh, you know I don't care about money,
Horatio. I just--
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Want to entertain people. Yes.
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Love that about you.
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[Chesterfield] And everyone's
favorite brother, Buffalo Bob Huntington.
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The heart and soul of the circus.
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Excuse me, Mister Huntington, sirs.
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Oh, hey, Esmerelda. Everything all right?
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Is better than all right.
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I am slippings away
from the fortune tellings booth
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-to introduce you to...
-[groans]
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...beautiful niece
visiting from old country.
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Hopes you will give her job.
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-What? No!
-We would if we could.
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[Horatio] We don't need
more mouths to feed!
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[Bob] Which is to say...
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[both] She's hired!
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I promise I will not be any trouble.
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A real beauty, yes?
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Oof. Family resemblance, huh? [laughs]
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Oh, the apple does not fall
far from the tree.
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Fall far from the tree?
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This apple looks like
it was shot from the tree with a rocket.
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Oh! You flirt.
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Whoa!
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[Chesterfield] Up until that point,
Bob and Horatio had a good thing going.
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But you know what they say
about good things...
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they never last.
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♪ Do you remember when
Not so long ago ♪
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-♪ All we had was time? ♪
-[chuckles] Mwah.
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♪ And the future was
The last thing on our minds ♪
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♪ What a time ♪
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♪ Now, here we are
Getting older ♪
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[whimpering]
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-♪ Wondering what we'll be ♪
-[giggles]
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[laughing]
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♪ Life is short
Let's take advantage ♪
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Thank you.
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♪ Of every opportunity ♪
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[Horatio groans angrily]
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♪ While we're young ♪
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♪ Let's go out
And have some fun ♪
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[growls]
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[crowd cheering]
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♪ Baby, while we're young ♪
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[gasps]
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[growls quietly]
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-[knock on door]
-Horatio, hold on to your hat
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'cause Talia and I
have something exciting to tell ya!
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-We are--
-Breaking up!
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Getting married!
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[blubbering] What?
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[laughing] Is a blessing!
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-I love love!
-[grunts]
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-No! Yuck!
-[Esmerelda grunts]
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Now then, I've allowed this to go on
for far too long, little brother.
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She's poison, this one.
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[gasps]
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Okay. I can see
you're obviously not thinking straight.
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No! I see everything
quite clearly, Robert,
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and I am putting my foot down.
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-Horatio!
-You can't be serious.
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-Oh, I'm dead serious.
-I love Talia.
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-And--
-Either she goes, or I go!
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Choose now, brother.
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[Chesterfield] Gee, I wonder
what he should do.
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What to do, what to do?
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Ooh, this is a nail biter.
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[crowd cheering]
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Bulletman!
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Mmm.
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Lick.
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You want some?
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Maybe you should cut down
on the carbs there, Chesterfield.
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That clown suit is looking mighty snug.
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Nah!
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With this metabolism,
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I could eat a chocolate elephant
and never gain a pound.
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-[button ricochets]
-[Bulletman] Bulletman.
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Man, sorry about that. [chuckles]
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Esmerelda has giftie for newlyweds.
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-A "giftie"?
-From Himalayas.
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[chuckles]
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I got it here somewhere.
Ouch. Where did I put it?
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Oh. No, you don't want that. [laughs]
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Hmm...
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A-ha.
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Oh, uh... what is it?
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Something special.
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Something magic.
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[music builds]
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[orchestral music playing]
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[calliope playing]
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[Chesterfield]
That old dame wasn't kidding.
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-There was magic in that wooden box.
-[kid] Come on!
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[crowd cheering]
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For 30 years, Buffalo Bob's
Rootin' Tootin' Animal Circus
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-was the biggest show in the universe.
-[tiger growls]
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And no one was a bigger fan
than this gooney kid.
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Look at him. [laughing]
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Bob's nephew, Owen.
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[bird squawks]
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[all gasp]
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[neighs]
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-[monkey screeches]
-[tiger growls]
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[elephant trumpets]
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[crowd cheering]
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[chuckles]
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[Chesterfield] He practically grew up
right there in the front row.
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-And he wasn't the only one.
-Oh.
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-Wow! Front row?
-Mmm.
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Thank you, Daddy.
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[laughs] Nothing but the best
for my little Zoe.
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[giggles]
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[gulps]
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Well, it finally happened.
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I can't see my feet!
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[sighs]
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Sorry, hot dog. I guess we won't be--
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Wait a second.
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[blows]
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Problem solved.
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[all laugh]
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Say something to her, squirt.
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[chuckles]
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Hi. I'm... I'm...
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-[stammering] I'm...
-[squeaks]
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I'm Zoe. [laughs]
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I'm Owen.
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-[squeaks]
-[both laughing]
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[chuckles]
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Don't encourage them.
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Ah!
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-I'm clowning around. I'm just clowning.
-[kids laughing]
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[Chesterfield]
And as time passed, it turns out
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Bob and Talia weren't the only ones
to fall in love at the circus.
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-Ta-da!
-[chuckles]
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[gasps, sniffs]
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What?
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-[gasps]
-Zoe...
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I love you.
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Will you marry me?
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-[gasps]
-[squeaks]
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-[chuckles]
-Honk once for yes.
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[squeaks]
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-[cheering]
-[dog barks]
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Damn!
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-[spitting]
-Ooh. Sorry.
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Ugh!
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-[Bulletman] Bulletman!
-[gasps]
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Okay, Huntington,
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I've been against this
from the day you two met.
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Zoe comes from a respectable family.
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And you come from, well...
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Hey, pull my finger.
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[ah-ooga noise]
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[laughing]
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...here.
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Um... in Chesterfield's defense,
he's a clown.
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Well, I won't have my daughter
wasting her days
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"clowning around" at a circus!
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She's a bright, young girl
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who's gonna be running
the entire company one day.
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Say, why don't you come to work for me?
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[laughs] Yeah,
at the dog biscuit factory.
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Oh, no. You were serious.
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Deadly.
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[all chuckling]
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Um...
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Hey, good news.
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I'm...
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leaving the circus.
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-[gasps]
-[shrieks]
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[sighs]
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I'm gonna come work for your dad
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at the dog biscuit factory.
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What? Why?
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Oh, don't listen to my dad.
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You love the circus.
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It'll be fine, you'll see.
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It'll be the best decision I ever made.
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[Chesterfield]
It was the worst decision he ever made.
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[machine clattering]
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[gags]
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[coughs]
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Hey, sweetie, I have a board meeting
in a couple of minutes.
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Can you just grab Mackenzie from daycare?
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-Yeah, sure thing, honey.
-Oh, you're the best. Mwah!
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-Owen! Zoe!
-Hey, Binkley.
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-It's ready!
-You mean it?
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I think I finally got her
calibrated correctly.
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Are you serious?
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I can... I can feel it!
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Honey, if this thing actually works,
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your dad's gonna stop loathing me
and start liking me!
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Stop it. You're his son-in-law.
He loves you.
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Your dad has me eating dog biscuits.
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-You know, kind of...
-Biscuits for dogs.
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-He likes you.
-He has me eating dog biscuits.
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-Think about that.
-[giggles]
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I'm eating dog biscuits for a job.
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-But this, this could be my ticket--
-You mean our ticket?
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Our ticket, yes.
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What is it?
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Only something amazing. [chuckles]
Watch.
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00:12:01,957 --> 00:12:03,249
[machine whirs]
260
00:12:08,999 --> 00:12:11,457
Your husband had a genius idea.
261
00:12:11,541 --> 00:12:13,041
Dogs like people food, right?
262
00:12:13,124 --> 00:12:14,374
-Pepperoni pizza!
-Bacon burgers!
263
00:12:14,457 --> 00:12:15,332
Pot roast!
264
00:12:15,416 --> 00:12:18,416
So... we should make treats
that taste like people food.
265
00:12:18,499 --> 00:12:19,749
-Tater tots!
-Mac and cheese!
266
00:12:19,832 --> 00:12:21,041
-Chocolate chip cookies!
-Sushi!
267
00:12:21,124 --> 00:12:22,207
Anything you can dream of!
268
00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:23,832
Gabagool!
269
00:12:25,624 --> 00:12:27,332
Wait, you made this?
270
00:12:27,416 --> 00:12:28,707
Yes! Well, no.
271
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,707
She did a lot of it, most of it.
She's a genius.
272
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,499
I just created the machine.
273
00:12:33,416 --> 00:12:36,207
Wow. Wow, wow, wow. This could work.
274
00:12:36,291 --> 00:12:38,957
-It will work.
-It will totally work!
275
00:12:43,207 --> 00:12:44,416
-[dings]
-[whistles]
276
00:12:49,499 --> 00:12:51,582
Would you like the honor?
277
00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:53,374
Yes.
278
00:12:53,457 --> 00:12:54,332
Yes, I would.
279
00:12:54,832 --> 00:12:55,749
Hmm...
280
00:12:57,207 --> 00:12:59,374
-[inhales sharply] Well?
-What's it taste like?
281
00:12:59,457 --> 00:13:01,707
-Mmm. [shudders]
-What? You like it?
282
00:13:01,791 --> 00:13:02,707
[gags]
283
00:13:02,791 --> 00:13:03,749
Oh. Oh, no.
284
00:13:04,332 --> 00:13:06,916
Well, it tastes a lot like vinegar.
[hiccups]
285
00:13:06,999 --> 00:13:08,707
Vin... vinegar? [chuckles nervously]
286
00:13:08,791 --> 00:13:11,124
No. No, no, no.
That one should taste like cupcakes.
287
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,291
And sour milk! [groans]
288
00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:14,707
-What? Impossible. Impossible!
-[hiccuping]
289
00:13:14,791 --> 00:13:16,916
-Owen! Your face.
-Oh, wait.
290
00:13:16,999 --> 00:13:19,791
-What's happening to your face?
-I'm getting a real hint of old sneakers.
291
00:13:19,874 --> 00:13:20,791
You shouldn't!
292
00:13:20,874 --> 00:13:23,249
Ah! And this shouldn't
be happening, either!
293
00:13:23,332 --> 00:13:24,832
[hiccuping]
294
00:13:25,666 --> 00:13:26,916
I'm a Heffalump!
295
00:13:26,999 --> 00:13:28,249
Do something, Binkley!
296
00:13:28,332 --> 00:13:30,041
[stammering] I don't know what's wrong!
297
00:13:31,499 --> 00:13:33,249
[burps loudly]
298
00:13:33,332 --> 00:13:34,374
[Owen sighs]
299
00:13:35,291 --> 00:13:37,041
That feels so much better.
300
00:13:37,124 --> 00:13:40,666
-Does not smell better.
-Yeah, it's... it's awful.
301
00:13:40,749 --> 00:13:44,541
-Well, if it isn't Sir Burps-a-lot.
-[Zoe] Agh.
302
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,082
Brock, what are you doing here?
303
00:13:46,166 --> 00:13:48,749
Your dad sent me.
You're late for the, uh, board meeting.
304
00:13:48,832 --> 00:13:49,749
Okay, I know.
305
00:13:49,832 --> 00:13:52,166
Just tell him
that I need a few more minutes, okay?
306
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:53,957
What, do I look like, an errand boy?
307
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:54,874
Yeah.
308
00:13:54,957 --> 00:14:00,499
Like some super handsome errand boy
with shiny hair and big biceps,
309
00:14:00,582 --> 00:14:03,666
perfect lips, and dreamy eyes.
310
00:14:03,749 --> 00:14:07,082
Wait, wait, wait. This wasn't the way
that I left these dials yesterday.
311
00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:08,166
[Brock] Baby soft skin.
312
00:14:08,249 --> 00:14:09,332
Okay. All fixed.
313
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,832
And check out these pecs.
314
00:14:12,874 --> 00:14:14,749
Look at them go. Look at them go.
315
00:14:14,832 --> 00:14:17,332
-How is it that he gets paid more than me?
-I don't know, honey.
316
00:14:18,249 --> 00:14:20,249
Zoe, we have a board meeting!
317
00:14:20,332 --> 00:14:21,874
What are you doing in this--
318
00:14:22,416 --> 00:14:24,457
Uh, in-- [stutters]
319
00:14:25,207 --> 00:14:26,916
They've got a mind of their own, right?
320
00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:27,999
What is this place?
321
00:14:28,082 --> 00:14:29,291
Dad, Owen, and Binkley
322
00:14:29,374 --> 00:14:31,541
have been working
on something incredible for you.
323
00:14:31,624 --> 00:14:32,791
It's a surprise!
324
00:14:32,874 --> 00:14:37,374
[chuckles] You know the only surprise
I like is to not be surprised!
325
00:14:37,457 --> 00:14:39,124
Oh, it's true. He hates surprises.
326
00:14:39,207 --> 00:14:41,041
Binkley is too shy to tell you,
327
00:14:41,124 --> 00:14:44,082
but did you know
that she is a certified genius?
328
00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:45,124
-[gasps]
-Yeah.
329
00:14:45,207 --> 00:14:47,291
How does that help me
sell dog biscuits?
330
00:14:47,374 --> 00:14:49,332
-Just give her a shot.
-[sighs]
331
00:14:50,874 --> 00:14:51,791
-Well?
-[yelps]
332
00:14:51,874 --> 00:14:52,916
Out with it!
333
00:14:53,999 --> 00:14:55,874
Okay, well, you see,
334
00:14:56,582 --> 00:14:58,124
Owen had this idea
for new dog biscuit flavors,
335
00:14:58,207 --> 00:15:00,332
and he asked me to build a machine
to replicate people food
336
00:15:00,416 --> 00:15:02,499
because, as we all know,
dogs love eating people food.
337
00:15:02,582 --> 00:15:04,249
-Which actually got me wondering...
-Okay--
338
00:15:04,332 --> 00:15:06,541
...do dogs eat the people food
because we are or do they really like it?
339
00:15:06,624 --> 00:15:09,249
Or is it because they're eating the food
that we have on our plate...
340
00:15:09,332 --> 00:15:11,332
-[harrumphs]
-[laughs nervously]
341
00:15:11,416 --> 00:15:13,499
...because we pat them on the head,
and they go... [barks]
342
00:15:13,582 --> 00:15:14,749
But then I was like, "No,
343
00:15:14,832 --> 00:15:16,666
it has to be because the food
tastes really good...
344
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,749
-Binkley!
-A certified genius.
345
00:15:18,832 --> 00:15:21,249
Can anyone understand what she's saying?
346
00:15:21,332 --> 00:15:22,541
Not a word, sir.
347
00:15:22,624 --> 00:15:24,332
All I have to do is flip the switch!
348
00:15:24,416 --> 00:15:26,457
[machine rattling]
349
00:15:27,707 --> 00:15:30,332
Wait. That's not the right sound.
Something's wrong.
350
00:15:30,416 --> 00:15:31,874
-Well, can you fix it?
-[whistling]
351
00:15:31,957 --> 00:15:33,457
[Binkley] I'm trying! I'm trying!
352
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,249
-Oh, shut it down!
-Shut it down!
353
00:15:35,332 --> 00:15:37,582
-I can't. It's going nuclear!
-Please. Please.
354
00:15:37,666 --> 00:15:39,166
-Ah!
-[yelps]
355
00:15:39,749 --> 00:15:41,582
[all] Whoa!
356
00:15:46,457 --> 00:15:51,166
[Owen] Mr. Woodley, I am so, so--
357
00:15:51,249 --> 00:15:53,249
-[Mr. Woodley] Nincompoopy?
-[Owen] Actually I--
358
00:15:53,332 --> 00:15:55,166
[Mr. Woodley]
Were you gonna say you're nincompoopy?
359
00:15:55,249 --> 00:15:58,582
Because that's what you are,
you nincompoop!
360
00:16:01,249 --> 00:16:04,874
[Brock] You know, I lettered in sports
back in college. Major star.
361
00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:08,749
-[Horatio grunts]
-[clattering]
362
00:16:08,832 --> 00:16:10,249
I know it's here, somewhere.
363
00:16:10,332 --> 00:16:13,457
Whatever it is.
I'll know it when I see it. [grunts]
364
00:16:13,541 --> 00:16:16,624
I'll find it
if I have to tear the place apart!
365
00:16:16,707 --> 00:16:17,874
-[grunts]
-[crashing]
366
00:16:17,957 --> 00:16:19,166
Where is it?
367
00:16:19,249 --> 00:16:21,374
[grunting] What is it?
368
00:16:21,957 --> 00:16:23,541
This should have been mine.
369
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:26,082
She should have been mine!
370
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:28,416
This all should be mine!
371
00:16:28,874 --> 00:16:29,957
Ow!
372
00:16:30,916 --> 00:16:32,749
Hello.
373
00:16:33,791 --> 00:16:34,791
Hmm?
374
00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:36,749
Ugh. Useless.
375
00:16:36,832 --> 00:16:39,332
[dog growling]
376
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:43,374
-Ah. Nice doggy. Nice doggy.
-[barking]
377
00:16:43,457 --> 00:16:45,124
Who's a little sweetie-- Ah!
378
00:16:45,207 --> 00:16:46,916
Bad doggy! Bad doggy!
379
00:16:46,999 --> 00:16:48,249
Heel! Heel! Stop!
380
00:16:48,332 --> 00:16:50,416
Oh, please, oh, please! Heel!
381
00:16:50,957 --> 00:16:51,999
[growls]
382
00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:54,624
[snarling]
383
00:16:55,416 --> 00:16:56,499
-[crunch]
-Ah!
384
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,916
He's got my bottom! He's a bottom biter!
385
00:17:00,916 --> 00:17:02,124
[shrieks]
386
00:17:02,541 --> 00:17:03,666
[barks]
387
00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:06,249
[growls]
388
00:17:09,457 --> 00:17:11,124
They were on sale. No judging.
389
00:17:11,207 --> 00:17:12,707
[both snarling]
390
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:15,332
Back! Back! Back, I say!
391
00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:17,999
[grunts]
392
00:17:18,791 --> 00:17:20,457
-Ah!
-[barking]
393
00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:23,332
Run away!
394
00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:25,124
[Horatio yells]
395
00:17:25,207 --> 00:17:27,666
-Bad dog! Help! Help! Ouch!
-[sniffing]
396
00:17:27,749 --> 00:17:29,916
Am I crazy, or do I smell smoke?
397
00:17:29,999 --> 00:17:32,916
-Zucchini! Zucchini!
-[barking]
398
00:17:35,041 --> 00:17:37,999
Quickly, you lazy little Lilliputian!
399
00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:39,957
[cat meowing]
400
00:17:40,666 --> 00:17:42,207
[whimpers]
401
00:17:59,666 --> 00:18:01,249
[Mackenzie]
Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey!
402
00:18:01,332 --> 00:18:02,457
[imitates monkey]
403
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:03,874
[giggles]
404
00:18:04,957 --> 00:18:08,332
-Monkey!
-Mackenzie, Mackenzie! Okay. Inside voice.
405
00:18:08,416 --> 00:18:10,707
It's way past your bedtime.
Let's get upstairs.
406
00:18:10,791 --> 00:18:12,749
[imitating monkey]
407
00:18:12,832 --> 00:18:15,832
Gross.
What were we thinking going to dinner?
408
00:18:15,916 --> 00:18:18,749
Oh, really?
You wanted to cook after a day like this?
409
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,499
-No.
-No.
410
00:18:20,582 --> 00:18:21,457
I could've.
411
00:18:21,541 --> 00:18:22,999
[laughs]
412
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:24,457
Ugh.
413
00:18:24,541 --> 00:18:26,666
Gross. It's in my ear, Zoe.
414
00:18:26,749 --> 00:18:28,999
Go take a shower, you big baby.
415
00:18:29,082 --> 00:18:30,916
Oh, yeah. It's in other places, too.
416
00:18:30,999 --> 00:18:32,332
Why would you tell me that?
417
00:18:32,916 --> 00:18:34,249
Got you, you little monkey!
418
00:18:34,332 --> 00:18:35,624
[both growl playfully]
419
00:18:35,707 --> 00:18:37,041
[telephone ringing]
420
00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:40,041
Monkey! [laughing]
421
00:18:40,124 --> 00:18:41,082
Yuck.
422
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:42,332
-[beeps]
-Hello?
423
00:18:42,999 --> 00:18:43,874
Yes?
424
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,041
What?
425
00:18:47,749 --> 00:18:48,957
But... how?
426
00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:49,874
Owen?
427
00:18:50,707 --> 00:18:53,416
Well, I-- Yeah. Okay.
428
00:18:54,207 --> 00:18:55,041
Thank you.
429
00:18:55,541 --> 00:18:56,749
We'll be there.
430
00:18:57,374 --> 00:18:58,374
[Zoe] What's wrong?
431
00:18:59,791 --> 00:19:02,207
There was a fire at the circus.
432
00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:03,499
-[Zoe gasps]
-[thunder rumbles]
433
00:19:03,582 --> 00:19:06,416
My Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia, they're...
434
00:19:07,957 --> 00:19:09,041
they're gone.
435
00:19:09,541 --> 00:19:11,624
[thunder rumbles]
436
00:19:20,374 --> 00:19:21,957
[thunder cracks]
437
00:19:29,624 --> 00:19:34,874
[Chesterfield] We are gathered here today
to honor our dear friends Bob and Talia.
438
00:19:35,791 --> 00:19:39,457
Buffalo Bob Huntington
was a man among men,
439
00:19:39,541 --> 00:19:41,249
an entertainer's entertainer,
440
00:19:41,332 --> 00:19:43,541
-who loved making people smile.
-[clown sobbing]
441
00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:47,166
A man who could belch
the entire alphabet on a single breath.
442
00:19:47,249 --> 00:19:48,874
[burping] A-B-C.
443
00:19:48,957 --> 00:19:50,749
Takes me like 24.
444
00:19:50,832 --> 00:19:53,582
-He brought me in as a young clown
-[cell phone ringing]
445
00:19:53,666 --> 00:19:55,791
-and taught me everything I know.
-Owen.
446
00:19:55,874 --> 00:19:57,457
[whispers] Seriously. Turn it off.
447
00:19:57,957 --> 00:20:00,082
Including this. [blows raspberry]
448
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,207
-This.
-[nose honks]
449
00:20:01,999 --> 00:20:03,041
And this.
450
00:20:03,999 --> 00:20:05,582
-Ah! Come on, man!
-[laughing] Again!
451
00:20:05,666 --> 00:20:08,749
I call that one the "Walloping Wet Willy."
452
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:11,624
Not to be confused
with the "Paralyzing Pee-Pee Pants."
453
00:20:11,707 --> 00:20:13,291
Whoo-hoo! Predicament.
454
00:20:13,374 --> 00:20:14,791
-Hey!
-...is for horses.
455
00:20:14,874 --> 00:20:16,874
-Señor Pee-Pee Pants.
-[laughs]
456
00:20:16,957 --> 00:20:18,624
Oh, it's vintage, but it's good.
457
00:20:18,707 --> 00:20:20,707
But all kidding aside, kidding aside,
458
00:20:20,791 --> 00:20:22,791
your Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia
459
00:20:22,874 --> 00:20:25,874
were people
with the biggest hearts of anyone I know.
460
00:20:26,541 --> 00:20:28,707
Always there for their family.
461
00:20:29,499 --> 00:20:32,291
Gretchen, who paid for your electrolysis
462
00:20:32,374 --> 00:20:35,666
when your days as "the Bearded Lady"
were sadly over?
463
00:20:35,749 --> 00:20:37,457
[sniffles]
464
00:20:37,541 --> 00:20:38,916
Bob and Talia.
465
00:20:39,666 --> 00:20:40,791
That's right.
466
00:20:40,874 --> 00:20:44,749
And, Bulletman,
there are 206 bones in the human body,
467
00:20:44,832 --> 00:20:47,707
which means Bob and Talia
took you to the hospital
468
00:20:47,791 --> 00:20:50,291
at least 206 times.
469
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:53,541
What do you have to say
about their love and generosity?
470
00:20:53,624 --> 00:20:54,916
[sniffles]
471
00:20:55,582 --> 00:20:58,124
[whimpers] Bulletman!
472
00:20:58,207 --> 00:20:59,582
[sobs]
473
00:21:02,457 --> 00:21:03,749
You see?
474
00:21:03,832 --> 00:21:06,624
We were all family to Bob and Talia.
475
00:21:07,124 --> 00:21:10,332
And family was everything to them.
476
00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:17,041
Oh, I simply must disagree with you
on that, my corpulent clown.
477
00:21:17,124 --> 00:21:19,124
-Horatio?
-[thunder rumbles]
478
00:21:19,207 --> 00:21:22,124
-Wait, you weren't--
-Invited to my own brother's funeral?
479
00:21:22,207 --> 00:21:25,707
Yes, I seem to have unraveled
that particular mystery.
480
00:21:25,791 --> 00:21:27,166
-Ah!
-Ahem.
481
00:21:27,249 --> 00:21:30,499
Robert "Buffalo Bob" Huntington,
482
00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:33,291
my blood, my brother,
483
00:21:33,374 --> 00:21:35,082
stole from me!
484
00:21:35,499 --> 00:21:38,666
Robbed me of my legacy, my love,
485
00:21:38,749 --> 00:21:41,416
and the last 50 years of my life!
486
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:43,166
[coughs]
487
00:21:43,707 --> 00:21:46,666
Therefore, I have come to reclaim
what was rightfully mine.
488
00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:49,749
Endowed by the power vested in me
489
00:21:49,832 --> 00:21:54,541
by these three and a half
very dangerous men,
490
00:21:54,624 --> 00:21:57,791
I now pronounce this circus mine!
491
00:21:57,874 --> 00:21:58,707
[thunder crashes]
492
00:21:58,791 --> 00:22:00,499
-Hey!
-What? How dare you?
493
00:22:01,332 --> 00:22:04,749
And that includes
the secret of the animals.
494
00:22:05,332 --> 00:22:07,166
Where did he hide it?
495
00:22:08,124 --> 00:22:11,374
Take it to the grave, dear brother,
was that your plan?
496
00:22:11,874 --> 00:22:13,457
-I think not.
-What?
497
00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:14,374
-[all gasp]
-Tom!
498
00:22:14,457 --> 00:22:15,666
[growls]
499
00:22:15,749 --> 00:22:18,374
Samson, Stabby, El Diablo, Zucchini...
500
00:22:18,457 --> 00:22:19,374
[sniffs]
501
00:22:19,457 --> 00:22:21,624
...dispose of this riffraff.
502
00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:23,249
[growls]
503
00:22:24,916 --> 00:22:26,582
The Zucchini scours the room
504
00:22:26,666 --> 00:22:31,624
looking for an adversary
worthy of his deadly skills. Huh?
505
00:22:31,707 --> 00:22:33,749
♪ I'm gonna dance till I die ♪
506
00:22:33,832 --> 00:22:35,416
♪ I'm a hot-headed gold machine ♪
507
00:22:35,499 --> 00:22:36,499
Huh?
508
00:22:37,249 --> 00:22:40,582
♪ Till I fly
I'm gonna make you remember me ♪
509
00:22:40,666 --> 00:22:45,207
♪ Hey, what you say?
Ain't got nothing to do with me... ♪
510
00:22:45,291 --> 00:22:48,874
When he suddenly realizes he's a lover,
511
00:22:48,957 --> 00:22:50,082
not a fighter!
512
00:22:50,166 --> 00:22:51,166
Tally...
513
00:22:51,249 --> 00:22:53,457
[yelps] Ah!
514
00:22:53,541 --> 00:22:55,374
...ho!
515
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:58,916
-♪ I ain't scared ♪
-[both grunting]
516
00:22:58,999 --> 00:23:01,041
♪ I like when you do it like that ♪
517
00:23:01,124 --> 00:23:04,541
♪ You like when I do it like that
And I know we'll be moving like that ♪
518
00:23:04,624 --> 00:23:05,916
-[growls]
-[all growl]
519
00:23:06,499 --> 00:23:07,707
[grunts]
520
00:23:07,791 --> 00:23:11,999
♪ I like when you do it like that
You like when I bring it right back... ♪
521
00:23:12,082 --> 00:23:14,207
Getting a bit hot in here, no?
522
00:23:14,291 --> 00:23:15,791
[gurgles]
523
00:23:16,874 --> 00:23:21,249
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, watch me now
Ooh, ooh, ooh, don't stop me now ♪
524
00:23:21,332 --> 00:23:25,416
♪ I'm gonna do it how we do it
Like we do it how we do it ♪
525
00:23:25,499 --> 00:23:28,416
-♪ Like a star ♪
-[Stabby] Juggling pins to a knife fight?
526
00:23:28,499 --> 00:23:30,499
I really don't see the point.
527
00:23:30,582 --> 00:23:32,166
[yelps]
528
00:23:32,249 --> 00:23:34,416
♪ I'm gonna bang bang
So watch and learn! ♪
529
00:23:34,499 --> 00:23:35,457
♪ Hey ♪
530
00:23:35,541 --> 00:23:38,916
♪ What you say?
Tell me something that I ain't heard ♪
531
00:23:38,999 --> 00:23:41,249
♪ I'm gonna do it how we do it ♪
532
00:23:41,332 --> 00:23:43,832
♪ Like I do it
I'm gonna do it like that ♪
533
00:23:43,916 --> 00:23:45,374
♪ I ain't scared to let go... ♪
534
00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:47,624
Zucchini is now very afraid.
535
00:23:47,707 --> 00:23:47,708
-[vocalizes]
-[screams]
536
00:23:47,708 --> 00:23:48,666
[Mackenzie laughing]
537
00:23:48,749 --> 00:23:49,583
-Owen.
-Yeah?
538
00:23:49,666 --> 00:23:50,999
-I think maybe we should--
-Get out of here?
539
00:23:51,083 --> 00:23:52,416
-Yeah. Let's go.
-Good call!
540
00:23:54,249 --> 00:23:56,083
Oh, no, you don't.
541
00:23:56,166 --> 00:23:57,541
Bulletman!
542
00:24:04,416 --> 00:24:06,958
Even memorials are more exciting
with your family!
543
00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:08,999
They certainly do know
how to make an impression.
544
00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:10,208
I'll give you that.
545
00:24:10,291 --> 00:24:11,541
-[dog barking]
-Oh.
546
00:24:11,624 --> 00:24:13,874
-[Owen] Hey! Whoa.
-[giggles] Puppy! Kitty!
547
00:24:13,958 --> 00:24:15,583
Hey, Old Blue, what do you have here?
548
00:24:15,666 --> 00:24:16,499
What's he got?
549
00:24:17,458 --> 00:24:19,416
Oh. Well, thanks, boy.
550
00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:23,124
-[Bulletman] Bulletman!
-[barks]
551
00:24:23,208 --> 00:24:24,958
-[loud crashing]
-See you later.
552
00:24:25,999 --> 00:24:27,083
[car starts]
553
00:24:27,541 --> 00:24:32,833
Hmm. A mysterious package.
The Zucchini is intrigued.
554
00:24:33,458 --> 00:24:34,999
Go after them, you fool!
555
00:24:35,083 --> 00:24:37,124
The contents of that package may lead us
556
00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:38,999
to my late brother's secret
of the animals.
557
00:24:39,416 --> 00:24:44,166
The Zucchini's henchman
has a surprisingly good point.
558
00:24:44,249 --> 00:24:47,458
Henchman? I'm not your henchman,
you bumbling buffoon!
559
00:24:47,541 --> 00:24:48,916
I hired you!
560
00:24:50,124 --> 00:24:51,333
Says the henchman. Hey!
561
00:24:51,416 --> 00:24:55,249
Oh, just go do your job,
or you're fired, you diminutive dolt!
562
00:24:55,333 --> 00:24:59,166
With his ever-faithful henchman's
words of encouragement,
563
00:24:59,249 --> 00:25:04,374
our fearless hero ventures alone,
turning to his prey.
564
00:25:05,666 --> 00:25:07,791
The hunt begins.
565
00:25:14,958 --> 00:25:16,083
[machine whirring]
566
00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:17,624
[whistle blows]
567
00:25:20,041 --> 00:25:21,624
[sighs]
568
00:25:22,124 --> 00:25:23,791
Oh, for science.
569
00:25:25,874 --> 00:25:26,708
Hmm.
570
00:25:27,249 --> 00:25:28,208
Lasagna!
571
00:25:28,291 --> 00:25:31,041
It really tastes like lasagna!
572
00:25:31,666 --> 00:25:33,583
No spots. No hiccups.
573
00:25:34,124 --> 00:25:36,624
Whoo-hoo! It really works!
574
00:25:36,708 --> 00:25:38,166
Oh, Mr. Woodley is--
575
00:25:38,249 --> 00:25:41,708
Still trying to get
that disgusting goopity-goop
576
00:25:41,791 --> 00:25:42,874
out of his underwear.
577
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:44,374
Wasn't my fault, Brock.
578
00:25:44,458 --> 00:25:46,208
Someone must have tampered with--
579
00:25:46,291 --> 00:25:47,416
Ugh!
580
00:25:47,499 --> 00:25:49,583
I just got an image of Mr. Woodley
in his underwear.
581
00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:51,999
Ah. You're welcome.
582
00:25:52,958 --> 00:25:53,833
[Binkley sighs]
583
00:25:53,916 --> 00:25:55,374
Just you wait, you lummox!
584
00:25:55,791 --> 00:25:58,374
This is going to revolutionize
the entire industry.
585
00:25:58,458 --> 00:26:00,583
It's... it's gonna be ground-breaking.
586
00:26:00,666 --> 00:26:04,249
Why, I bet Mr. Woodley's profits
will increase a thousand-fold!
587
00:26:05,124 --> 00:26:07,374
Ha! A thousand-fold!
588
00:26:07,458 --> 00:26:10,041
You can't even fold a dog biscuit once.
589
00:26:10,749 --> 00:26:11,999
I've tried.
590
00:26:12,624 --> 00:26:14,208
It's impossible.
591
00:26:14,291 --> 00:26:16,291
I'm gonna change my destiny.
592
00:26:16,791 --> 00:26:19,999
Yeah, I'm gonna make a new batch
and show Mr. Woodley once and for all.
593
00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:27,499
-If I could just build up the courage to--
-Ha! Never gonna happen!
594
00:26:29,666 --> 00:26:30,541
[sighs]
595
00:26:30,624 --> 00:26:32,791
You choke. You always do.
596
00:26:32,874 --> 00:26:35,083
Hmph! Well, I guess we'll see about that.
597
00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:37,583
Yes, I guess we'll see about that.
598
00:26:37,666 --> 00:26:39,541
-That's what I just said.
-That's what I just said!
599
00:26:39,624 --> 00:26:42,041
Okay. I'll see you later, Brock.
600
00:26:42,124 --> 00:26:43,958
"I'll see you later, Brock!"
601
00:26:44,041 --> 00:26:46,583
Ooh. He makes me so mad!
602
00:26:46,666 --> 00:26:49,249
-He's just a big, smelly...
-[whistle blows]
603
00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:50,374
Wait for it.
604
00:26:51,458 --> 00:26:52,499
Wait.
605
00:26:53,124 --> 00:26:54,708
[Binkley screams]
606
00:26:54,791 --> 00:26:56,624
[laughing] I love this job.
607
00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:05,874
So, what's in the box?
608
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:09,333
Well, uh... that's kind of weird.
609
00:27:09,416 --> 00:27:11,291
-What's that?
-Old animal crackers?
610
00:27:11,374 --> 00:27:13,083
[gasps] Cookies? Mmm!
611
00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:15,874
Oh, no, no, no.
These aren't the ones you like, baby girl.
612
00:27:15,958 --> 00:27:17,958
These are really old.
613
00:27:18,041 --> 00:27:18,916
So?
614
00:27:18,999 --> 00:27:23,041
So, old gross cookies
will turn you into a monster.
615
00:27:23,124 --> 00:27:25,083
-That's a fact. Ask your mom.
-It's a fact.
616
00:27:25,166 --> 00:27:27,249
It's a fact. It'll turn you into...
617
00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:29,333
[both] A cookie monster!
618
00:27:29,416 --> 00:27:31,374
[laughing] No, they won't.
619
00:27:33,083 --> 00:27:34,166
[Owen] Whoa.
620
00:27:34,249 --> 00:27:36,624
-Honey, look at this.
-That is so adorable.
621
00:27:36,708 --> 00:27:39,999
I drew this
the summer we met as kids at the circus.
622
00:27:40,083 --> 00:27:42,583
I remember you drawing that.
I remember you showing me.
623
00:27:42,666 --> 00:27:44,749
Yeah, I remember being
a better artist, but...
624
00:27:44,833 --> 00:27:45,708
[both laugh]
625
00:27:45,791 --> 00:27:48,124
Okay, look, that is you, I think.
626
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:50,583
-I have crazy hair.
-I'm pretty sure that's me.
627
00:27:50,666 --> 00:27:53,624
That's is a very complimentary version
of Chesterfield.
628
00:27:53,708 --> 00:27:56,041
-Looking lean.
-[Owen] Here's Bulletman, as always.
629
00:27:56,124 --> 00:28:00,874
And, uh... Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia.
630
00:28:00,958 --> 00:28:02,333
[chuckles sadly]
631
00:28:02,416 --> 00:28:04,541
-They were all there.
-[Zoe] I know.
632
00:28:04,624 --> 00:28:05,958
[Mackenzie] Monkey's hungry.
633
00:28:06,041 --> 00:28:08,541
These aren't the cookies you like, angel.
634
00:28:08,624 --> 00:28:11,166
These are, uh, very gross.
635
00:28:11,249 --> 00:28:12,958
-They're probably gross, right?
-They're gross.
636
00:28:13,041 --> 00:28:13,874
[sighs]
637
00:28:13,958 --> 00:28:15,999
But I'm hungry.
638
00:28:16,083 --> 00:28:17,916
Well, she's hungry,
so we should do something.
639
00:28:17,999 --> 00:28:20,624
-I don't know if I have any snacks.
-Look in the middle part.
640
00:28:20,708 --> 00:28:22,083
-Anything?
-I am pulling it.
641
00:28:22,208 --> 00:28:24,499
-Look below the sunglasses.
-I don't have snacks.
642
00:28:24,583 --> 00:28:26,166
Oh, look! There! Fruit stand.
643
00:28:26,249 --> 00:28:27,916
-Fruit stand.
-Fruit stand!
644
00:28:27,999 --> 00:28:29,166
Who loves...
645
00:28:29,249 --> 00:28:30,708
[both] Bananas!
646
00:28:30,791 --> 00:28:34,458
♪ I like to eat, eat, eat ♪
647
00:28:34,541 --> 00:28:36,791
♪ Apples and bananas ♪
648
00:28:36,874 --> 00:28:40,416
-♪ Boom, boom, boom, I love to eat... ♪
-♪ They're way better than cookies ♪
649
00:28:40,499 --> 00:28:42,291
♪ Apples and bananas ♪
650
00:28:42,374 --> 00:28:43,374
[cell phone ringing]
651
00:28:43,458 --> 00:28:45,958
Ooh, that's weird.
I thought I turned that off.
652
00:28:46,041 --> 00:28:48,291
No, you didn't. Owen, no.
653
00:28:48,374 --> 00:28:50,291
-Ooh... that's Binkley.
-It doesn't matter.
654
00:28:50,374 --> 00:28:52,499
But it kind of could matter.
It could matter.
655
00:28:53,499 --> 00:28:54,874
-[grunting softly]
-[sighs]
656
00:28:54,958 --> 00:28:56,458
-Oh, take it.
-Thank you so much.
657
00:28:56,541 --> 00:28:57,958
Only because you said so, though.
658
00:28:58,041 --> 00:29:00,958
-All right. Come on, my little monkey.
-Binkley, how's it going?
659
00:29:01,499 --> 00:29:03,041
[Binkley] I'm blue.
660
00:29:03,124 --> 00:29:05,041
Oh, cheer up. It'll all work out.
661
00:29:05,458 --> 00:29:08,874
No, my skin is the color blue!
662
00:29:08,958 --> 00:29:10,958
-I look like Smurfette!
-What?
663
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,833
It's gotta be Brock.
664
00:29:12,916 --> 00:29:15,333
That bobble-headed booby is sabotaging us.
665
00:29:15,416 --> 00:29:18,541
I think you're right, Owen,
but Mr. Woodley loves him!
666
00:29:19,041 --> 00:29:21,208
Oh. What am I gonna do?
667
00:29:21,291 --> 00:29:23,124
You're the mechanical genius, Binkley.
668
00:29:23,208 --> 00:29:25,249
-I don't know, set a trap or something.
-[Zucchini grunts]
669
00:29:25,333 --> 00:29:26,833
Yeah, catch him in the act.
670
00:29:26,916 --> 00:29:29,833
But he keeps finding ways to get in here,
no matter what I do!
671
00:29:29,916 --> 00:29:30,791
He's like--
672
00:29:31,416 --> 00:29:32,416
He's like a ninja.
673
00:29:33,083 --> 00:29:34,041
He's like a ninja!
674
00:29:34,124 --> 00:29:37,291
Like a big, smelly,
muscle-bound, smelly ninja!
675
00:29:37,374 --> 00:29:41,333
Are we talking about the same Brock?
Come on. He's all muscle and no brain.
676
00:29:41,416 --> 00:29:42,374
And he's a moron.
677
00:29:42,458 --> 00:29:43,541
An imbecile.
678
00:29:43,624 --> 00:29:44,874
He's a dodo, actually.
679
00:29:44,958 --> 00:29:46,166
Well, he's more of a...
680
00:29:47,083 --> 00:29:48,208
a nincom--
681
00:29:48,291 --> 00:29:49,124
[gasps]
682
00:29:50,249 --> 00:29:51,833
[squeaks]
683
00:29:51,916 --> 00:29:53,291
-...poop?
-[Binkley] What?
684
00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:54,291
Owen? He's a what?
685
00:29:54,374 --> 00:29:55,999
-[screams]
-Owen? Are you--
686
00:29:56,083 --> 00:29:57,833
-[phone beeps]
-I'm a hamster!
687
00:29:57,916 --> 00:29:59,749
Holy moly! Holy moly! Holy moly!
688
00:29:59,833 --> 00:30:01,124
[man] Thank you kindly, ma'am!
689
00:30:01,208 --> 00:30:05,124
[Owen] Holy moly! Holy moly! Holy moly!
Holy moly! Holy moly!
690
00:30:05,208 --> 00:30:06,041
Hmm.
691
00:30:06,124 --> 00:30:07,708
Holy moly! Holy moly!
Holy moly! Holy moly!
692
00:30:07,791 --> 00:30:08,833
-[giggles]
-[beeps]
693
00:30:08,916 --> 00:30:10,666
[yells]
694
00:30:10,749 --> 00:30:12,666
-[giggles]
-Ah!
695
00:30:12,749 --> 00:30:15,999
Mackenzie Marie, stop playing
with the trunk. You're gonna break it.
696
00:30:16,083 --> 00:30:17,916
Okay, here's your monkey food.
697
00:30:20,999 --> 00:30:22,083
Mmm.
698
00:30:22,166 --> 00:30:24,958
♪ She loves to eat, eat, eat ♪
699
00:30:25,041 --> 00:30:26,749
Where's your father? We need to get going.
700
00:30:26,833 --> 00:30:30,041
Holy moly! Holy moly! Holy...
701
00:30:31,791 --> 00:30:32,833
moly.
702
00:30:32,916 --> 00:30:35,374
-[Zoe] A mouse!
-No, no, no! Zoe, hold on!
703
00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:37,124
Don't worry, Mackenzie!
Mommy's gonna kill the mouse!
704
00:30:37,208 --> 00:30:40,374
-It's me! Zoe! And I'm not! A mouse!
-[Zoe] Why won't you die?
705
00:30:40,458 --> 00:30:42,041
Zoe!
706
00:30:42,124 --> 00:30:45,499
For the love of Tom and Jerry,
please stop pummeling me with your purse.
707
00:30:46,499 --> 00:30:48,416
Did that mouse just--
708
00:30:48,499 --> 00:30:50,916
-Aw. Daddy is cute.
-Thank you, angel.
709
00:30:50,999 --> 00:30:51,958
[giggles]
710
00:30:52,791 --> 00:30:53,791
-Owen?
-Yes.
711
00:30:54,208 --> 00:30:56,249
Zoe, that's what
I've been trying to tell you.
712
00:30:56,333 --> 00:30:57,958
-But you just spoke.
-Your finger is huge.
713
00:30:58,041 --> 00:31:00,333
-What? What did you-- How did you--
-I don't know.
714
00:31:00,416 --> 00:31:01,791
I was just eating one--
715
00:31:01,874 --> 00:31:03,833
-The animal crackers your uncle left you?
-Yes.
716
00:31:03,916 --> 00:31:06,083
I was eating the one shaped like a...
717
00:31:07,041 --> 00:31:07,958
[both] Hamster.
718
00:31:08,624 --> 00:31:10,708
-Oh, wow! Oh, wow!
-Oh, no! Oh, no!
719
00:31:10,791 --> 00:31:12,791
-Oh, wow!
-Oh, no!
720
00:31:13,708 --> 00:31:15,583
I don't even know what hamsters eat.
721
00:31:17,833 --> 00:31:18,708
[Zoe] Wait.
722
00:31:19,791 --> 00:31:21,083
Look at this.
723
00:31:21,624 --> 00:31:25,083
"Owen, no matter what,
do not eat these cookies."
724
00:31:25,166 --> 00:31:27,708
Oh, thanks a lot, note!
I could've used that 30 seconds ago!
725
00:31:27,791 --> 00:31:31,249
Wait, wait, wait.
"Until you see Chesterfield at the circus.
726
00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:33,499
He'll explain everything."
727
00:31:33,583 --> 00:31:35,499
-Wait. What?
-"Love, Uncle Bob."
728
00:31:36,541 --> 00:31:37,791
Hang on!
729
00:31:37,874 --> 00:31:39,749
We're going to the circus!
730
00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:43,208
The Zucchini has discovered the secret
to the anima-- [grunts]
731
00:31:43,291 --> 00:31:44,708
-[Mackenzie] Yay! Circus!
-[Zucchini] Ah!
732
00:31:44,791 --> 00:31:47,583
[Zoe] Gosh.
They really need to fix these potholes.
733
00:31:50,791 --> 00:31:51,833
[coughs]
734
00:31:52,999 --> 00:31:55,541
Suffering severe internal injuries,
735
00:31:55,624 --> 00:32:00,291
the Zucchini continues his pursuit!
736
00:32:01,291 --> 00:32:02,541
Oh, come on!
737
00:32:02,624 --> 00:32:05,374
Why is it when you're in a hurry,
you get stuck behind a pizza truck?
738
00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:07,124
-Yeah, totally.
-What?
739
00:32:08,083 --> 00:32:10,083
-Are you being serious?
-Yeah, I'm being serious.
740
00:32:10,166 --> 00:32:11,458
-Is that a thing?
-It's a thing.
741
00:32:11,541 --> 00:32:12,874
-I don't think--
-It's a thing!
742
00:32:12,958 --> 00:32:14,999
-You've been stuck behind a pizza truck?
-You need to go!
743
00:32:15,083 --> 00:32:17,624
-Whoa.
-It's 100 percent a thing.
744
00:32:17,708 --> 00:32:20,833
-Well, if that's what you think.
-Oh, that is what I think.
745
00:32:20,916 --> 00:32:23,374
-Okay, we'll agree to disagree!
-[tires squeal]
746
00:32:25,083 --> 00:32:26,624
♪ Sometimes I'm high... ♪
747
00:32:26,708 --> 00:32:28,749
-[Owen yelling] Zoe!
-Huh?
748
00:32:30,916 --> 00:32:32,249
Ah!
749
00:32:32,791 --> 00:32:34,208
[laughs]
750
00:32:35,499 --> 00:32:37,083
-[Horatio] Hello?
-Cookies!
751
00:32:41,666 --> 00:32:44,124
The secret
to your brother Bob's animals is...
752
00:32:44,624 --> 00:32:45,874
[yells]
753
00:32:45,958 --> 00:32:47,791
Is what, you nonsensical nitwit?
754
00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:50,166
Animal crackers!
755
00:32:50,249 --> 00:32:53,458
[Horatio] What? That makes no sense,
you incompetent ignoramus!
756
00:32:53,541 --> 00:32:55,416
How could animal crackers possibly--
757
00:32:55,499 --> 00:32:57,583
Agh! Some kind of magic!
758
00:32:57,666 --> 00:33:00,041
Magic? Magic?
759
00:33:00,124 --> 00:33:02,791
What kind of a rubbish
are you trying to...
760
00:33:05,541 --> 00:33:07,499
Esmerelda.
761
00:33:08,666 --> 00:33:10,458
Get me those animal crackers, Zucchini!
762
00:33:10,541 --> 00:33:12,416
I must have them at any cost!
763
00:33:12,499 --> 00:33:14,166
[Zucchini] I'm in a hurry!
764
00:33:14,249 --> 00:33:15,916
Watch where you drive!
765
00:33:16,874 --> 00:33:21,916
Hmm. Why is it whenever you're in a hurry,
you get stuck behind a pizza truck?
766
00:33:21,999 --> 00:33:23,041
-[horn honks]
-Hey!
767
00:33:32,541 --> 00:33:33,958
It's go time.
768
00:33:42,083 --> 00:33:43,249
The Thinker!
769
00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:44,874
Cowabunga!
770
00:33:45,499 --> 00:33:46,666
[honks horn]
771
00:33:48,833 --> 00:33:54,083
Defying gravity itself
as he hurls over oncoming cars
772
00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:55,958
and lands safely...
773
00:33:57,624 --> 00:33:59,041
inside a house?
774
00:33:59,749 --> 00:34:00,666
[grunting]
775
00:34:00,749 --> 00:34:02,166
Why is the Zucchini in a house?
776
00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:05,291
And why is he in a dress?
777
00:34:07,041 --> 00:34:09,666
-[yells]
-The Zucchini can't even explain that.
778
00:34:09,749 --> 00:34:11,624
[gasps] Cactus!
779
00:34:11,708 --> 00:34:14,958
Ooh! Ow! Ah! Ooh! Eeh! Ow! Yeow!
780
00:34:17,083 --> 00:34:19,708
Okay, who has a cactus room
in their house?
781
00:34:22,749 --> 00:34:23,833
Hey!
782
00:34:24,541 --> 00:34:27,083
[muffled] Pull over! Pull over!
783
00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:28,083
Oh, hi.
784
00:34:28,583 --> 00:34:30,249
-Pull over!
-What?
785
00:34:30,333 --> 00:34:31,666
-What's he saying?
-[Owen] Who?
786
00:34:33,583 --> 00:34:35,583
Hey, wasn't that guy at the memorial?
787
00:34:35,666 --> 00:34:38,124
Yeah, he came in with my Uncle Horatio.
788
00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:40,999
[gasps] Wait, he's the guy
who saw me turn into a hamster.
789
00:34:41,083 --> 00:34:43,583
Well, he's freaking me out.
What should we do, call the police?
790
00:34:43,666 --> 00:34:45,874
Yes. No! Wait, I have a better idea.
791
00:34:45,958 --> 00:34:47,083
-No.
-It's a good one.
792
00:34:47,166 --> 00:34:48,083
Please don't.
793
00:34:48,166 --> 00:34:51,458
-Promise you'll love it. This is hilarious.
-[Zoe] Please, can we discuss this?
794
00:34:51,541 --> 00:34:53,791
-Your ideas end in tears.
-[laughs] There it is!
795
00:34:54,499 --> 00:34:57,749
No one can outrun the Zucchini!
796
00:34:58,333 --> 00:35:01,708
Okay, now, speed up
and open up the back gate trunk.
797
00:35:01,791 --> 00:35:03,041
-Trunk gate.
-The trunk or the gate?
798
00:35:03,124 --> 00:35:04,249
The tailgate trunk.
799
00:35:04,333 --> 00:35:06,124
-I don't know what that is!
-The big door!
800
00:35:06,208 --> 00:35:09,291
-The button to the left of the cup holder.
-That's the emergency brake.
801
00:35:09,374 --> 00:35:11,041
One, two, three, hit it!
802
00:35:11,124 --> 00:35:12,041
[roars]
803
00:35:12,124 --> 00:35:13,458
Mamma mia!
804
00:35:13,958 --> 00:35:15,083
Pappa pia!
805
00:35:16,708 --> 00:35:18,499
Zucchini's gonna diarr--
806
00:35:20,124 --> 00:35:22,416
-[cows mooing]
-[flies buzzing]
807
00:35:22,499 --> 00:35:23,458
Blech.
808
00:35:25,874 --> 00:35:27,666
[Owen laughing]
809
00:35:27,749 --> 00:35:28,624
Did you see that?
810
00:35:28,708 --> 00:35:30,416
Did I see that?
811
00:35:30,499 --> 00:35:31,666
Have you seen yourself?
812
00:35:31,749 --> 00:35:33,874
-Yeah, it's pretty cool, right?
-[Zoe] No, it's not! No.
813
00:35:33,958 --> 00:35:35,208
Better than a hamster.
814
00:35:35,291 --> 00:35:36,374
I'm enormous.
815
00:35:36,458 --> 00:35:37,458
Teddy bear!
816
00:35:37,541 --> 00:35:38,541
Blacking out.
817
00:35:38,624 --> 00:35:43,374
-Oh, there's the circus!
-She's so strong. [wheezing]
818
00:35:44,041 --> 00:35:45,624
Baby, Daddy can't breathe.
819
00:35:45,708 --> 00:35:47,083
Baby, daddy can't breathe.
820
00:35:47,166 --> 00:35:49,583
Baby, I'm serious, daddy can't breathe!
821
00:35:53,916 --> 00:35:55,541
[gasps]
822
00:35:55,624 --> 00:35:56,666
[groans]
823
00:35:58,499 --> 00:36:02,374
Looks like someone started snacking early.
824
00:36:02,833 --> 00:36:06,833
How would you like
to be human again, Fozzie? [laughs]
825
00:36:11,291 --> 00:36:12,749
[grunting]
826
00:36:14,041 --> 00:36:15,499
-[woman grunts]
-[back cracks]
827
00:36:15,583 --> 00:36:17,374
[Mackenzie giggling]
828
00:36:17,999 --> 00:36:19,874
Bulletman!
829
00:36:20,624 --> 00:36:22,624
[humming]
830
00:36:23,999 --> 00:36:25,208
[sniffing]
831
00:36:26,083 --> 00:36:27,833
What are you looking for?
832
00:36:27,916 --> 00:36:30,124
You'll see.
It's gotta be in here somewhere.
833
00:36:30,208 --> 00:36:34,749
Always hard to find. Like love,
Waldo, a good Chinese restaurant.
834
00:36:34,833 --> 00:36:36,333
A-ha!
835
00:36:36,416 --> 00:36:38,499
Wait a minute. Is that me?
836
00:36:38,583 --> 00:36:40,624
-That is you.
-[Owen] In jeans.
837
00:36:40,708 --> 00:36:41,749
[both] Tight jeans.
838
00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:44,166
It is you. Yes, sir.
839
00:36:44,249 --> 00:36:49,208
Every time you eat an animal cookie,
a human cookie appears in the box.
840
00:36:49,291 --> 00:36:52,374
To change back, you just eat it.
841
00:36:52,458 --> 00:36:53,499
Pretty good, huh?
842
00:36:53,583 --> 00:36:55,249
You want me to eat me?
843
00:36:55,333 --> 00:36:58,249
[Chesterfield] Look at me. I'm Owen.
My pants are high.
844
00:36:58,333 --> 00:36:59,916
My IQ is low!
845
00:36:59,999 --> 00:37:01,791
-Hey--
-Is for horses.
846
00:37:01,874 --> 00:37:04,249
Which you could turn into
if you eat this one!
847
00:37:04,333 --> 00:37:06,583
Okay, so how do these things work?
848
00:37:06,666 --> 00:37:09,541
Gypsy curse, stale flour,
radioactive sugar mites.
849
00:37:09,624 --> 00:37:11,124
Who knows? Who cares?
850
00:37:11,208 --> 00:37:12,499
It's magic.
851
00:37:12,583 --> 00:37:14,333
That's why the box always stays full.
852
00:37:24,583 --> 00:37:28,041
Okay, so I just pick little cookie me up.
853
00:37:29,333 --> 00:37:31,041
And, um...
854
00:37:31,124 --> 00:37:32,749
[Chesterfield] Down the hatch.
855
00:37:34,416 --> 00:37:35,624
I'm me!
856
00:37:35,708 --> 00:37:36,874
For better or worse.
857
00:37:36,958 --> 00:37:38,208
Mostly worse.
858
00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:39,291
In your case...
859
00:37:40,499 --> 00:37:41,458
definitely worse.
860
00:37:41,541 --> 00:37:43,499
Okay, that's a little hurtful.
861
00:37:44,291 --> 00:37:45,832
It's not that kind of moment?
862
00:37:46,624 --> 00:37:48,124
Awkward!
863
00:37:48,207 --> 00:37:49,124
[clears throat]
864
00:37:49,666 --> 00:37:52,291
You keep a close eye on these, Owen.
865
00:37:52,916 --> 00:37:57,707
Your Uncle Horatio will stop at nothing
to get his greedy hands on 'em.
866
00:38:02,249 --> 00:38:04,082
[circus music playing]
867
00:38:04,166 --> 00:38:06,457
Ladies and gentlemen,
868
00:38:06,541 --> 00:38:13,041
gather around and be amazed
at the fire-breathing feats of El Diablo.
869
00:38:16,082 --> 00:38:17,166
Watch it!
870
00:38:20,457 --> 00:38:21,499
[sighs]
871
00:38:22,791 --> 00:38:25,957
Truly, we've reached
a low point in our careers.
872
00:38:27,416 --> 00:38:30,541
The Zucchini has returned!
873
00:38:31,874 --> 00:38:33,666
Excellent. Step into my office.
874
00:38:34,832 --> 00:38:35,707
[sniffing]
875
00:38:35,791 --> 00:38:38,249
Ugh! What's that horrible stench?
876
00:38:40,082 --> 00:38:41,999
-Hmm!
-So, where are they?
877
00:38:42,666 --> 00:38:45,916
Did you get me those animal crackers
or not?
878
00:38:45,999 --> 00:38:47,582
-Yes!
-Wonderful!
879
00:38:47,666 --> 00:38:49,457
I did not!
880
00:38:49,541 --> 00:38:50,749
Ow!
881
00:38:50,832 --> 00:38:52,791
I'm so close, Mario.
882
00:38:53,207 --> 00:38:55,457
So close to what could have been mine.
883
00:38:55,957 --> 00:38:57,374
What should have been mine.
884
00:38:57,832 --> 00:39:02,541
A gift, an incredible gift,
given to a simple-minded sap, my brother!
885
00:39:02,624 --> 00:39:03,832
What a waste.
886
00:39:04,457 --> 00:39:07,041
Think of the things I could've done
with such a gift.
887
00:39:07,124 --> 00:39:08,457
How my life would've been.
888
00:39:08,541 --> 00:39:11,541
How very different things
would've turned out.
889
00:39:16,124 --> 00:39:17,874
♪ Bob was always loved and adored ♪
890
00:39:17,957 --> 00:39:19,332
♪ He was everyone's best mate ♪
891
00:39:19,416 --> 00:39:21,624
♪ Well, he was kind and generous ♪
892
00:39:21,707 --> 00:39:23,707
♪ Yes! Everything I hate! ♪
893
00:39:23,791 --> 00:39:26,207
♪ He got the fame, the fortune
He got the girl ♪
894
00:39:26,291 --> 00:39:28,207
-♪ The one you could've had? ♪
-♪ Shut up! ♪
895
00:39:28,291 --> 00:39:30,332
♪ He squandered all that magic power ♪
896
00:39:30,416 --> 00:39:32,124
♪ The thought of it drives me mad! ♪
897
00:39:32,207 --> 00:39:34,374
♪ You know
You really should try to get past this ♪
898
00:39:34,457 --> 00:39:36,499
♪ Oh, heaven knows I tried ♪
899
00:39:36,582 --> 00:39:38,457
♪ But he took it all, and I got zip ♪
900
00:39:38,541 --> 00:39:43,041
♪ And it really chaps my hide ♪
901
00:39:43,124 --> 00:39:44,749
♪ It could've been mine
It should've been mine ♪
902
00:39:44,832 --> 00:39:46,832
♪ I have multiple PhDs ♪
903
00:39:46,916 --> 00:39:49,082
♪ And Bob went to clown college ♪
904
00:39:49,166 --> 00:39:51,249
♪ College for clowns, please ♪
905
00:39:51,332 --> 00:39:52,957
♪ It could've been mine
It should've been mine ♪
906
00:39:53,041 --> 00:39:54,791
♪ Surely you agree ♪
907
00:39:54,874 --> 00:39:57,041
♪ I had the animal instinct ♪
908
00:39:57,124 --> 00:40:00,166
♪ But he had those animal cookies ♪
909
00:40:00,916 --> 00:40:02,541
♪ That should have been mine ♪
910
00:40:03,457 --> 00:40:06,207
♪ Oh, it all should have been mine ♪
911
00:40:06,624 --> 00:40:09,791
♪ The fame, the fortune, and the fame ♪
912
00:40:09,874 --> 00:40:11,541
♪ I should have been bigger than Elvis ♪
913
00:40:11,624 --> 00:40:13,416
♪ With the fortune of a king ♪
914
00:40:13,499 --> 00:40:15,791
♪ Well
You're one of my favorite henchmen ♪
915
00:40:15,874 --> 00:40:17,791
-♪ And that's no small thing ♪
-[groans]
916
00:40:17,874 --> 00:40:19,041
-♪ You fool ♪
-Ah!
917
00:40:19,124 --> 00:40:20,541
♪ I am not your henchman ♪
918
00:40:20,624 --> 00:40:22,124
♪ You are mine! ♪
919
00:40:22,207 --> 00:40:24,082
♪ Said the henchman to the Zucchini ♪
920
00:40:24,166 --> 00:40:25,916
♪ For like the thousandth time ♪
921
00:40:25,999 --> 00:40:28,082
♪ Oh, I could've had an entourage ♪
922
00:40:28,166 --> 00:40:30,416
♪ Of A-list movie stars ♪
923
00:40:30,499 --> 00:40:32,166
-♪ A private jet ♪
-♪ A mansion ♪
924
00:40:32,249 --> 00:40:35,291
♪ A fleet of golden cars ♪
925
00:40:35,374 --> 00:40:41,749
[harmonizing] ♪ A fleet of golden cars ♪
926
00:40:41,832 --> 00:40:43,082
[Horatio] Will you sh--
927
00:40:43,166 --> 00:40:45,041
No harmonization. Thank you!
928
00:40:45,124 --> 00:40:45,999
[clears throat]
929
00:40:48,041 --> 00:40:49,999
♪ It could've been mine
It should've been mine ♪
930
00:40:50,082 --> 00:40:51,874
♪ My manifest destiny ♪
931
00:40:51,957 --> 00:40:54,207
♪ But it all went to Bob
With his stupid hat ♪
932
00:40:54,291 --> 00:40:55,999
♪ And circus full of slackers ♪
933
00:40:56,082 --> 00:40:58,291
♪ It could've been mine
It should've been mine ♪
934
00:40:58,374 --> 00:41:00,457
♪ I'm the one with the pedigree ♪
935
00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:02,416
♪ I had the looks
I had the brains ♪
936
00:41:02,499 --> 00:41:06,416
♪ But he had those animal crackers ♪
937
00:41:07,124 --> 00:41:08,624
♪ That should've been mine ♪
938
00:41:11,957 --> 00:41:13,082
Now fly, you fool.
939
00:41:13,166 --> 00:41:16,166
Don't come back until you have
those animal crackers. [sniffing]
940
00:41:16,249 --> 00:41:19,207
[groans]
And clothes that don't smell of manure.
941
00:41:19,666 --> 00:41:24,166
The Zucchini agrees
to accept his henchman's challenge.
942
00:41:24,249 --> 00:41:26,916
Oh, for the last time,
you pint-sized peon,
943
00:41:26,999 --> 00:41:28,916
you are my henchman!
944
00:41:28,999 --> 00:41:32,041
Said the henchman to the Zucchini!
945
00:41:32,124 --> 00:41:35,541
Oh, just get me those cookies.
946
00:41:36,207 --> 00:41:37,291
[groans]
947
00:41:37,916 --> 00:41:40,457
Samson, get us out of here posthaste.
948
00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:43,416
[bell dings]
949
00:41:46,041 --> 00:41:47,291
Hmm? Whoa!
950
00:41:53,416 --> 00:41:55,332
[wheels squeaking]
951
00:42:00,916 --> 00:42:04,166
And find me a place
with actual paying customers.
952
00:42:04,249 --> 00:42:05,499
[groans]
953
00:42:15,582 --> 00:42:17,416
-[Horatio grunting]
-[loud clattering]
954
00:42:17,499 --> 00:42:19,291
[Horatio] Samson!
955
00:42:34,791 --> 00:42:37,457
[whimpering]
956
00:42:37,541 --> 00:42:38,749
[Owen] Hey, buddy.
957
00:42:40,249 --> 00:42:43,041
I wish Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia were here.
958
00:42:43,124 --> 00:42:44,707
-I know.
-[Chesterfield] They are.
959
00:42:44,791 --> 00:42:46,082
In a sense, kids.
960
00:42:46,832 --> 00:42:48,041
In a sense.
961
00:42:48,124 --> 00:42:49,249
Oh, quick question.
962
00:42:49,332 --> 00:42:52,166
You guys know
how much clowns love surprising people?
963
00:42:52,249 --> 00:42:53,332
-Uh, yeah.
-Yeah.
964
00:42:53,416 --> 00:42:55,666
-Wait, do clowns love surprising people?
-[chuckles]
965
00:42:55,749 --> 00:42:57,041
[laughs] All right. Well...
966
00:42:57,582 --> 00:42:58,624
[squeaks]
967
00:42:59,082 --> 00:43:00,791
Surprise!
968
00:43:00,874 --> 00:43:05,707
You are now the proud owners of one
run-down, burnt up, worn-out circus!
969
00:43:05,791 --> 00:43:09,416
-Wait.
-Owen, this is amazing!
970
00:43:09,499 --> 00:43:10,666
-Amazing?
-Yeah.
971
00:43:10,749 --> 00:43:12,707
Look at this place.
What are you talking about?
972
00:43:12,791 --> 00:43:14,457
-What are you talking about?
-[scoffs]
973
00:43:14,541 --> 00:43:16,374
You know what? You should do it.
You run the circus.
974
00:43:16,457 --> 00:43:19,624
Me? I should run a circus? [laughs]
975
00:43:19,707 --> 00:43:20,624
I'm a clown!
976
00:43:20,707 --> 00:43:23,291
I can shoot a mosquito
off a camel's butt at 40 paces.
977
00:43:23,374 --> 00:43:25,999
I've taught a whole generation
of children... [imitates farting]
978
00:43:26,082 --> 00:43:28,749
to "pull my finger."
But I'm no good at running a circus.
979
00:43:28,832 --> 00:43:30,832
And what makes you think I am?
980
00:43:30,916 --> 00:43:32,624
Do you know what I do for a living?
981
00:43:32,707 --> 00:43:35,207
-He eats dog biscuits.
-I eat dog biscuits. Okay, I'll tell them.
982
00:43:35,291 --> 00:43:37,374
-I eat dog biscuits.
-And he hates it.
983
00:43:37,457 --> 00:43:39,124
-They're dog biscuits.
-Talks about it every day.
984
00:43:39,207 --> 00:43:41,249
I have a right to talk about it every day.
985
00:43:41,332 --> 00:43:44,124
Wait a minute. You're special, kid.
986
00:43:44,207 --> 00:43:45,499
Your uncle saw that.
987
00:43:45,582 --> 00:43:46,999
We all did.
988
00:43:47,082 --> 00:43:51,124
What happened to that wide-eyed kid
who used to love the circus?
989
00:43:51,541 --> 00:43:52,457
I don't know. I--
990
00:43:53,666 --> 00:43:54,666
He grew up.
991
00:43:55,499 --> 00:43:58,707
Owen, this is what you've always wanted.
992
00:43:59,332 --> 00:44:02,749
You're always trying to impress my father,
and it's never gonna happen.
993
00:44:03,541 --> 00:44:06,749
This... This is your heaven.
994
00:44:06,832 --> 00:44:09,249
I mean, this is your future.
This is our future.
995
00:44:09,332 --> 00:44:10,707
Our future? Wait. Hold--
996
00:44:11,249 --> 00:44:13,041
This isn't a future.
997
00:44:13,124 --> 00:44:15,957
The circus was
my Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia.
998
00:44:16,666 --> 00:44:17,582
They're gone!
999
00:44:18,124 --> 00:44:20,791
The magic is gone! I...
1000
00:44:21,374 --> 00:44:22,207
Wow.
1001
00:44:22,291 --> 00:44:23,166
I'm sorry, guys.
1002
00:44:23,249 --> 00:44:25,749
Everything that was special
about this circus...
1003
00:44:27,041 --> 00:44:28,124
is gone.
1004
00:44:29,082 --> 00:44:30,666
-[nose squeaks]
-[performers murmur]
1005
00:44:30,749 --> 00:44:32,082
[all] Aw.
1006
00:44:32,999 --> 00:44:34,666
[animals whimper]
1007
00:44:41,249 --> 00:44:42,082
You know what?
1008
00:44:42,666 --> 00:44:44,457
-I'm going to do it.
-What?
1009
00:44:44,541 --> 00:44:46,999
I will quit my father's company
1010
00:44:47,082 --> 00:44:49,374
and rebuild the circus
as Bob and Talia always wanted.
1011
00:44:49,457 --> 00:44:51,707
-Hold on. What are--
-No, I don't want to hear it.
1012
00:44:51,791 --> 00:44:53,082
-Zoe.
-I'm doing it.
1013
00:44:53,166 --> 00:44:55,249
Doing it. Nope.
Owen, I already got the nose on.
1014
00:44:55,332 --> 00:44:57,957
-No. You're not owing a circus.
-Nope, I can't hear you. La, la, la.
1015
00:44:58,041 --> 00:45:00,249
You're about to inherit
your dad's company.
1016
00:45:00,332 --> 00:45:01,874
-That's a big deal.
-I don't care.
1017
00:45:01,957 --> 00:45:05,332
I've always loved this circus,
and I know you do, too!
1018
00:45:05,416 --> 00:45:06,124
But, Zoe, you're--
1019
00:45:06,124 --> 00:45:08,249
Just need a little time to come around.
I get it.
1020
00:45:08,332 --> 00:45:10,124
Besides, should be fun.
1021
00:45:10,207 --> 00:45:11,790
Yay! [laughs]
1022
00:45:11,874 --> 00:45:13,374
[laughing]
1023
00:45:15,582 --> 00:45:19,499
♪ Feels like I'm walking on air ♪
1024
00:45:19,582 --> 00:45:22,957
♪ No more rain clouds over my head ♪
1025
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:27,040
♪ And I'm feeling good
And it feels so right ♪
1026
00:45:27,124 --> 00:45:29,874
♪ And I can't stop dancing ♪
1027
00:45:31,957 --> 00:45:37,915
♪ I choose the difficult road
And I spend my days marking time ♪
1028
00:45:38,999 --> 00:45:40,165
[inaudible]
1029
00:45:40,999 --> 00:45:45,665
♪ Oh, how can I dance
With lead in my shoes? ♪
1030
00:45:45,749 --> 00:45:47,790
♪ I did it all for you ♪
1031
00:45:48,499 --> 00:45:53,665
♪ Stay with me
We're in this together ♪
1032
00:45:53,749 --> 00:45:56,790
♪ We're in this together, together ♪
1033
00:45:56,874 --> 00:45:59,707
♪ Stay with me ♪
1034
00:45:59,790 --> 00:46:05,790
♪ We'll make this thing right tonight ♪
1035
00:46:05,874 --> 00:46:09,165
♪ Feels like I'm walking in mud ♪
1036
00:46:09,957 --> 00:46:13,707
♪ Rain clouds stuck right over my head ♪
1037
00:46:14,207 --> 00:46:17,540
♪ And I'm grinding through
And it don't feel right ♪
1038
00:46:17,624 --> 00:46:20,749
♪ And I feel like crying ♪
1039
00:46:22,665 --> 00:46:24,915
♪ I choose the difficult road ♪
1040
00:46:24,999 --> 00:46:28,957
♪ And its working out super fine, yeah ♪
1041
00:46:30,915 --> 00:46:33,332
♪ Ooh, I got my permanent smile ♪
1042
00:46:33,415 --> 00:46:38,374
♪ And I'm feeling like dancing, dancing ♪
1043
00:46:39,290 --> 00:46:44,165
♪ Stay with me
We're in this together ♪
1044
00:46:44,249 --> 00:46:47,624
♪ We're in this together, together ♪
1045
00:46:47,707 --> 00:46:50,415
♪ Stay with me ♪
1046
00:46:50,499 --> 00:46:55,124
♪ We'll make this thing right tonight ♪
1047
00:46:55,874 --> 00:46:59,999
♪ Stay with me, stay with me
We're in this together ♪
1048
00:47:00,082 --> 00:47:04,249
♪ Stay with me, stay with me
We're in this together ♪
1049
00:47:04,332 --> 00:47:08,165
♪ Stay with me, stay with me
We're in this together ♪
1050
00:47:08,624 --> 00:47:12,832
♪ Stay with me, stay with me
We're in this together ♪
1051
00:47:16,457 --> 00:47:19,707
Still can't believe
she would throw her life away
1052
00:47:19,790 --> 00:47:21,332
when she could be with--
1053
00:47:22,249 --> 00:47:23,374
Brock?
1054
00:47:23,915 --> 00:47:26,290
[screams] Mr. Woodley! I--
1055
00:47:26,374 --> 00:47:29,415
[chuckling] Why, I was just...
1056
00:47:29,499 --> 00:47:31,832
Seeing if the chair fit?
1057
00:47:32,665 --> 00:47:37,665
Fine Corinthian leather
that cradles your butt.
1058
00:47:38,332 --> 00:47:39,874
So supple.
1059
00:47:39,957 --> 00:47:41,665
So...
1060
00:47:43,999 --> 00:47:45,249
What's the word?
1061
00:47:45,332 --> 00:47:46,540
Disturbing?
1062
00:47:46,624 --> 00:47:48,415
Mmm...
1063
00:47:48,499 --> 00:47:49,624
-Brock!
-[yelps]
1064
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,790
With Zoe gone to that circus,
1065
00:47:53,874 --> 00:47:56,915
I may as well consider
having you take over the company.
1066
00:47:56,999 --> 00:47:58,915
[shudders] Oh, joy.
1067
00:47:58,999 --> 00:48:00,957
[whimpers softly]
1068
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:04,415
Okay, what if we try up-up-down-down-
left-right-left-right-B-A-start?
1069
00:48:04,499 --> 00:48:06,665
I don't know, Binkley.
I tried that earlier, and--
1070
00:48:06,749 --> 00:48:08,374
[Brock] Hey, pencil neck!
1071
00:48:08,457 --> 00:48:12,165
Woodley needs these accounting ledgers
finished by noon.
1072
00:48:12,707 --> 00:48:15,374
Uh, what? [chuckles]
What do I know about accounting?
1073
00:48:15,457 --> 00:48:18,790
Absolutely nothing! [chuckles]
1074
00:48:18,874 --> 00:48:21,624
Which is why it's funny
that he asked you to do it, right?
1075
00:48:21,707 --> 00:48:22,624
-No.
-Isn't that right?
1076
00:48:22,707 --> 00:48:23,582
It's not funny.
1077
00:48:23,665 --> 00:48:25,582
Does it bother you when I'm this close?
1078
00:48:25,665 --> 00:48:27,499
-Your breath is not great.
-Yeah.
1079
00:48:27,582 --> 00:48:28,915
[panting]
1080
00:48:28,999 --> 00:48:30,915
Um, this is too close.
1081
00:48:30,999 --> 00:48:34,707
Well, have fun screwing up the accounting
and ruining the company.
1082
00:48:34,790 --> 00:48:36,874
'Cause you're totally gonna fail.
1083
00:48:39,124 --> 00:48:41,499
Here's your morning coffee,
Mr. Woodley, just how you like it.
1084
00:48:41,582 --> 00:48:43,582
Why thank you, Brock!
1085
00:48:43,665 --> 00:48:47,082
By the dawn's early light, Huntington!
Haven't you finished the accounting yet?
1086
00:48:47,165 --> 00:48:48,332
What? I... I just--
1087
00:48:48,415 --> 00:48:49,499
Mmm. Mmm.
1088
00:48:49,582 --> 00:48:52,457
I'm still working on it, sir.
It's very... very complicated.
1089
00:48:52,540 --> 00:48:53,499
Complicated?
1090
00:48:53,582 --> 00:48:54,707
It's just math!
1091
00:48:54,790 --> 00:48:56,999
All you need is a slide rule,
some moon coordinates,
1092
00:48:57,082 --> 00:48:58,499
a ham sandwich, done!
1093
00:48:58,582 --> 00:49:00,957
-[ricocheting]
-[glass shatters]
1094
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:04,749
Do you know how anything works?
[chuckles]
1095
00:49:04,832 --> 00:49:09,332
I know Zoe could do this in her sleep,
but she's at the circus,
1096
00:49:09,415 --> 00:49:11,749
and I'm stuck with you, you nincompoop!
1097
00:49:11,832 --> 00:49:12,832
[whistle blows]
1098
00:49:12,915 --> 00:49:15,082
I did it! I... I finally fixed it!
1099
00:49:15,165 --> 00:49:17,749
[groans] Again with this nonsense?
1100
00:49:17,832 --> 00:49:20,624
[stammering] Just try it, Mr. Woodley.
Please?
1101
00:49:20,707 --> 00:49:23,624
Not even if I were poisoned
and that was the antidote.
1102
00:49:24,249 --> 00:49:25,915
You try it, Huntington.
1103
00:49:25,999 --> 00:49:28,124
Uh, me? But you just told me
to finish the paper--
1104
00:49:28,207 --> 00:49:30,665
Owen, please?
1105
00:49:33,957 --> 00:49:34,832
Okay.
1106
00:49:39,332 --> 00:49:41,915
[groaning]
1107
00:49:42,415 --> 00:49:43,290
Wait a minute.
1108
00:49:44,082 --> 00:49:45,124
Wow!
1109
00:49:46,082 --> 00:49:47,540
This is actually great.
1110
00:49:47,624 --> 00:49:49,249
This tastes like spaghetti and meatballs.
1111
00:49:49,332 --> 00:49:50,249
Really?
1112
00:49:50,332 --> 00:49:52,124
Yeah, it's amazing!
1113
00:49:52,207 --> 00:49:54,415
-I knew it!
-No, like, I mean, amaz--
1114
00:49:54,499 --> 00:49:56,415
-[hiccups]
-Oh, no!
1115
00:49:56,499 --> 00:49:58,374
Ah... [hiccuping]
1116
00:49:58,457 --> 00:50:02,207
-What's happening to his face?
-[stammers] I thought I fixed it!
1117
00:50:02,290 --> 00:50:03,790
Oh! Nincompoops!
1118
00:50:03,874 --> 00:50:06,707
I'm surrounded by nincompoops!
1119
00:50:17,082 --> 00:50:18,082
[groans]
1120
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:27,124
[sighs]
1121
00:50:45,540 --> 00:50:46,874
[Owen chuckles]
1122
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:52,040
Hmm.
1123
00:50:55,332 --> 00:50:56,415
[Zoe] Hey.
1124
00:50:57,499 --> 00:50:58,665
Why so late?
1125
00:50:58,749 --> 00:51:00,082
Mack's already asleep.
1126
00:51:00,749 --> 00:51:03,749
Yeah. Sorry. I, uh... I got "Brocked."
1127
00:51:03,832 --> 00:51:05,249
-Oof.
-Don't ask.
1128
00:51:05,332 --> 00:51:06,457
[sniffing]
1129
00:51:06,540 --> 00:51:07,540
-What is that?
-What?
1130
00:51:07,624 --> 00:51:08,540
-The smell?
-Is that...
1131
00:51:08,624 --> 00:51:10,332
-I don't know.
-Is that cotton candy?
1132
00:51:11,124 --> 00:51:13,082
-Could be. I mean, I don't know.
-Oh, no.
1133
00:51:13,165 --> 00:51:15,165
-I mean, I was at the circus all day.
-No. No, no.
1134
00:51:15,249 --> 00:51:17,374
-You're trying to lure me back.
-No, no.
1135
00:51:17,457 --> 00:51:18,290
With smells?
1136
00:51:18,374 --> 00:51:20,957
-Why would you think that?
-With cotton candy smells?
1137
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:25,665
-Why would you be smelling cotton candy?
-Because you're devious and evil.
1138
00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:27,374
[giggles]
1139
00:51:27,457 --> 00:51:29,874
[sighs]
Honey, Mackenzie really misses you.
1140
00:51:30,874 --> 00:51:32,999
She wants you to come
to the grand re-opening.
1141
00:51:33,082 --> 00:51:35,040
We worked so hard.
It'd mean the world to her.
1142
00:51:35,124 --> 00:51:37,374
-You gotta come.
-I know, I know, I just...
1143
00:51:37,457 --> 00:51:39,790
-Daddy?
-Hey, angel.
1144
00:51:41,082 --> 00:51:42,290
What are you doing up?
1145
00:51:42,374 --> 00:51:44,999
-I'm scared.
-Of what?
1146
00:51:45,749 --> 00:51:47,332
Monsters.
1147
00:51:48,082 --> 00:51:48,957
Hmm.
1148
00:51:51,874 --> 00:51:54,290
Let's go see about these monsters.
1149
00:51:59,499 --> 00:52:02,124
Okay, where are these monsters?
1150
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:06,332
Oh...
1151
00:52:07,540 --> 00:52:08,624
Well, don't worry.
1152
00:52:09,165 --> 00:52:10,874
-I'll protect you.
-Uh-uh.
1153
00:52:10,957 --> 00:52:13,124
I don't want "Daddy" Daddy.
1154
00:52:13,207 --> 00:52:14,207
Hmm?
1155
00:52:18,707 --> 00:52:20,165
A-ha.
1156
00:52:35,707 --> 00:52:36,624
Owen?
1157
00:52:44,582 --> 00:52:46,582
[snoring]
1158
00:52:49,790 --> 00:52:50,874
[whispering] Owen?
1159
00:52:53,249 --> 00:52:55,249
[snoring]
1160
00:53:18,999 --> 00:53:21,332
[snoring loudly]
1161
00:53:26,624 --> 00:53:28,499
[yawns]
1162
00:53:28,582 --> 00:53:30,124
[giggles]
1163
00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:32,207
-Good morning, Daddy Bear.
-[yawns]
1164
00:53:33,499 --> 00:53:35,457
Good morning, Baby Bear.
1165
00:53:35,540 --> 00:53:37,290
Oh, do you know what today is?
1166
00:53:37,374 --> 00:53:40,249
Mm-hmm. Circus day. Are you coming?
1167
00:53:40,957 --> 00:53:43,249
Wouldn't miss it for the world.
1168
00:53:46,374 --> 00:53:51,124
[giggles] I love the circus.
Circus, circus, circus circus!
1169
00:53:53,707 --> 00:53:56,624
-Owen?
-Daddy, circus!
1170
00:54:09,957 --> 00:54:11,707
Whoa. Zoe.
1171
00:54:12,540 --> 00:54:16,124
-You did this?
-Well, I... I had a little help.
1172
00:54:16,207 --> 00:54:17,082
From me!
1173
00:54:17,165 --> 00:54:18,749
Yes, from you, baby.
1174
00:54:26,999 --> 00:54:29,124
[kid] This is so terrible.
1175
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:32,374
-When's this gonna end?
-Can't be soon enough.
1176
00:54:33,624 --> 00:54:35,749
-I thought there were going to be animals.
-[snoring]
1177
00:54:36,332 --> 00:54:37,915
Where are the animals, Mom?
1178
00:54:37,999 --> 00:54:40,290
-This is so totally boring.
-[scoffs] I know, right?
1179
00:54:40,374 --> 00:54:43,665
-Agh, I mean, like, look at that. Dumb.
-Ew. I know.
1180
00:54:43,749 --> 00:54:45,374
I hate this.
1181
00:54:45,457 --> 00:54:46,999
Perfect, they hate it.
1182
00:54:47,082 --> 00:54:48,999
I wouldn't say "hate."
1183
00:54:49,082 --> 00:54:50,665
They hate it!
1184
00:54:50,749 --> 00:54:52,374
This is bad. This is bad.
1185
00:54:52,457 --> 00:54:56,165
They didn't come here to see acrobats.
They didn't come here to see clowns.
1186
00:54:56,249 --> 00:54:59,415
What they want is what they got before,
Buffalo Bob's Amazing Animals!
1187
00:54:59,499 --> 00:55:01,499
-[honks]
-[laughs]
1188
00:55:01,582 --> 00:55:04,540
-[fanfare playing]
-Ooh.That's my cue.
1189
00:55:05,624 --> 00:55:07,040
Enjoy the show, folks.
1190
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:09,665
[audience laughing]
1191
00:55:12,790 --> 00:55:15,832
Okay, ladies and gentlemen!
1192
00:55:15,915 --> 00:55:19,457
Behold the death-defying feats
1193
00:55:19,540 --> 00:55:24,207
of Bulletman and his Cannon of Doom!
1194
00:55:24,290 --> 00:55:26,290
-[scattered applause]
-[boos]
1195
00:55:27,290 --> 00:55:28,165
Tough crowd.
1196
00:55:28,249 --> 00:55:29,415
Bulletman.
1197
00:55:29,499 --> 00:55:32,874
And his Cannon of Doom!
1198
00:55:32,957 --> 00:55:34,582
Doom!
1199
00:55:43,790 --> 00:55:45,457
Oh! Oh!
1200
00:55:46,457 --> 00:55:50,957
Bulletman!
1201
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:53,540
-[audience laughing]
-Oh, boy!
1202
00:55:53,624 --> 00:55:56,124
You stop that! Don't laugh at Bulletman!
1203
00:55:56,207 --> 00:55:58,207
Come on! We want some animals!
Let's go here!
1204
00:55:58,290 --> 00:56:00,415
Where are Bob's Amazing Animals?
1205
00:56:00,499 --> 00:56:06,749
[all chanting] Animals! Animals! Animals!
1206
00:56:06,832 --> 00:56:09,249
This is a disaster!
I have to do something.
1207
00:56:09,332 --> 00:56:10,415
Like what?
1208
00:56:10,499 --> 00:56:12,665
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy. Animals.
1209
00:56:12,749 --> 00:56:15,374
Oh, no, no, angel, I'm not a performer.
1210
00:56:15,457 --> 00:56:18,415
-So I can't just--
-Animals, Daddy. Animals!
1211
00:56:18,499 --> 00:56:24,540
[audience chanting]
Animals! Animals! Animals!
1212
00:56:25,499 --> 00:56:26,499
Quickly! Quickly!
1213
00:56:26,582 --> 00:56:29,332
Next act. Where are my acrobats?
Where are my acrobats?
1214
00:56:30,957 --> 00:56:32,540
[all] Terrified of failure.
1215
00:56:32,624 --> 00:56:34,707
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
1216
00:56:34,790 --> 00:56:35,665
[Owen] Chesterfield.
1217
00:56:35,749 --> 00:56:37,082
-Owen.
-Hey.
1218
00:56:37,165 --> 00:56:38,457
What are you doing backstage?
1219
00:56:38,540 --> 00:56:41,374
Well, I just thought I could lend a hand.
1220
00:56:42,707 --> 00:56:44,540
Or a hoof?
1221
00:56:44,624 --> 00:56:45,957
[laughs]
1222
00:56:47,874 --> 00:56:50,124
[Chesterfield]
Come on. Come on, you big baby.
1223
00:56:50,207 --> 00:56:51,540
-Quick question.
-Move it.
1224
00:56:51,624 --> 00:56:54,332
-[Owen] Are you sure this is safe?
-Absolutely!
1225
00:56:54,415 --> 00:56:55,790
It looks a little--
1226
00:56:55,874 --> 00:56:58,457
-Your Uncle Bob did this ten times a week.
-What is that?
1227
00:56:58,540 --> 00:56:59,374
Uh...
1228
00:56:59,457 --> 00:57:00,832
[whistling]
1229
00:57:01,707 --> 00:57:04,290
Okay, I'm supposed to land in that?
1230
00:57:04,374 --> 00:57:05,290
[Chesterfield] Yeah.
1231
00:57:05,374 --> 00:57:06,707
That looks like a fishbowl!
1232
00:57:06,790 --> 00:57:07,915
Take it easy, horsey!
1233
00:57:07,999 --> 00:57:09,957
Excuse me. I'm not doing this.
I'm gonna be killed.
1234
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:11,582
-Says who?
-Says physics!
1235
00:57:11,665 --> 00:57:13,624
A 1,000-pound horse
landing in a very small bowl
1236
00:57:13,707 --> 00:57:16,082
at 150 miles per hour equals... splat!
1237
00:57:16,165 --> 00:57:17,540
Fine. Here, you big baby.
1238
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:19,749
-What is that?
-I don't know. A trout?
1239
00:57:19,832 --> 00:57:21,249
-No, a salmon.
-[Owen] Great.
1240
00:57:21,332 --> 00:57:22,374
Or a goldfish.
1241
00:57:22,457 --> 00:57:24,999
Either way, something that's delicious
broiled in butter.
1242
00:57:25,082 --> 00:57:26,957
What am I supposed to do--
1243
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:27,915
-Oh.
-Yeah.
1244
00:57:27,999 --> 00:57:29,207
-Oh.
-Oh!
1245
00:57:29,290 --> 00:57:30,374
-[chuckles]
-[laughs]
1246
00:57:30,457 --> 00:57:33,290
Mommy? Is Horsey-Daddy gonna be okay?
1247
00:57:33,374 --> 00:57:37,957
Oh! I mean, yeah.
He is gonna be, uh, fine.
1248
00:57:38,374 --> 00:57:40,415
I think it's just part of the act.
1249
00:57:40,499 --> 00:57:42,999
[Chesterfield] Ladies and gentlemen!
1250
00:57:43,082 --> 00:57:45,040
You asked for it, you got it.
1251
00:57:45,124 --> 00:57:51,374
I'm pleased to announce the return
of Buffalo Bob's Amazing Animals!
1252
00:57:51,457 --> 00:57:53,457
[cheering]
1253
00:57:54,582 --> 00:57:55,790
[slurping]
1254
00:57:56,499 --> 00:58:00,124
-And now, Buttercup will leap--
-Buttercup?
1255
00:58:00,207 --> 00:58:01,249
That's the horse's name.
1256
00:58:01,332 --> 00:58:03,165
You couldn't come up with anything cooler?
1257
00:58:03,249 --> 00:58:04,915
-Like what? Majestic?
-Um... No.
1258
00:58:04,999 --> 00:58:06,624
-Seabiscuit? Horse-nado?
-Okay. Please stop.
1259
00:58:06,707 --> 00:58:07,624
-Darth Neigh-der?
-Stop.
1260
00:58:07,707 --> 00:58:08,582
Buttercup, fine.
1261
00:58:08,665 --> 00:58:10,124
As I was saying,
1262
00:58:10,207 --> 00:58:16,749
Buttercup will leap 100 feet
into a fishbowl.
1263
00:58:16,832 --> 00:58:17,874
Um...
1264
00:58:18,749 --> 00:58:20,082
Uh...
1265
00:58:21,082 --> 00:58:22,832
You know what?
I don't feel great about this--
1266
00:58:22,915 --> 00:58:23,749
Giddy-up!
1267
00:58:23,832 --> 00:58:26,582
[screaming]
1268
00:58:26,665 --> 00:58:29,874
Left, left, left! I mean, right.
Sorry. Right. Right!
1269
00:58:29,957 --> 00:58:31,082
My right!
1270
00:58:31,165 --> 00:58:32,457
Ah!
1271
00:58:34,207 --> 00:58:35,332
[screaming]
1272
00:58:35,415 --> 00:58:36,582
[audience gasps]
1273
00:58:41,082 --> 00:58:42,374
[audience gasps]
1274
00:58:47,415 --> 00:58:49,957
[cheering]
1275
00:58:55,874 --> 00:58:59,374
-[Horatio] Who is this?
-The Zucchini has done it again!
1276
00:58:59,457 --> 00:59:00,582
-What?
-Come at once!
1277
00:59:00,665 --> 00:59:02,124
-Bumbling buffoon!
-Henchman.
1278
00:59:02,207 --> 00:59:03,749
I am not your hench--
1279
00:59:04,582 --> 00:59:07,790
♪ 'Cause I'm having a good time
Having a good time ♪
1280
00:59:07,874 --> 00:59:10,540
♪ I'm a shooting star
Leaping through the sky ♪
1281
00:59:10,624 --> 00:59:15,249
♪ Like a tiger
Defying the laws of gravity ♪
1282
00:59:15,332 --> 00:59:19,749
♪ I'm a racing car
Passing by like Lady Godiva ♪
1283
00:59:19,832 --> 00:59:25,082
♪ I'm gonna go, go, go
There's no stopping me ♪
1284
00:59:25,165 --> 00:59:27,957
♪ I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah ♪
1285
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:31,540
♪ Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit ♪
1286
00:59:31,624 --> 00:59:32,665
[roars]
1287
00:59:32,749 --> 00:59:34,915
♪ I'm traveling at the speed of light ♪
1288
00:59:34,999 --> 00:59:37,790
♪ I wanna make
A supersonic man out of you ♪
1289
00:59:38,665 --> 00:59:40,874
♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me
Don't stop me ♪
1290
00:59:40,957 --> 00:59:41,832
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
1291
00:59:41,915 --> 00:59:44,415
♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me
Ooh ooh ooh ♪
1292
00:59:44,499 --> 00:59:46,624
-♪ I like it ♪
-♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me ♪
1293
00:59:46,707 --> 00:59:49,457
-♪ Have a good time, good time ♪
-♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me ♪
1294
00:59:49,540 --> 00:59:51,665
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1295
00:59:53,832 --> 00:59:54,665
♪ All right ♪
1296
01:00:06,790 --> 01:00:10,499
♪ Oh, I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah ♪
1297
01:00:10,999 --> 01:00:15,499
♪ Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit ♪
1298
01:00:15,582 --> 01:00:20,874
♪ I'm traveling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you ♪
1299
01:00:20,957 --> 01:00:21,957
♪ Hey ♪
1300
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:24,749
♪ Don't stop me now
Yes, I'm havin' a good time ♪
1301
01:00:24,832 --> 01:00:30,082
♪ I don't want to stop at all ♪
1302
01:00:32,374 --> 01:00:34,374
[cheering]
1303
01:00:38,707 --> 01:00:40,374
[Chesterfield] All right, folks,
1304
01:00:40,457 --> 01:00:43,082
that brings us
to the end of tonight's show.
1305
01:00:43,165 --> 01:00:44,874
[all groan]
1306
01:00:44,957 --> 01:00:47,374
Join us again next week.
1307
01:00:47,457 --> 01:00:48,665
-[roars]
-[screams]
1308
01:00:48,749 --> 01:00:50,082
-[crowd gasps]
-Please,
1309
01:00:50,165 --> 01:00:53,499
no one scream at all, or you'll die!
1310
01:00:53,582 --> 01:00:54,749
[gasps]
1311
01:00:55,249 --> 01:00:56,582
[roars]
1312
01:00:56,665 --> 01:00:58,582
[all scream]
1313
01:00:58,665 --> 01:01:02,624
The mighty Bengal tiger
is one of the most fearsome predators
1314
01:01:02,707 --> 01:01:04,832
to walk the face of the Earth.
1315
01:01:04,915 --> 01:01:11,124
His razor-sharp fangs
will rip flesh and grind bone.
1316
01:01:11,207 --> 01:01:12,540
[roars]
1317
01:01:12,624 --> 01:01:15,124
Be perfectly still, ladies and gentlemen.
1318
01:01:15,207 --> 01:01:19,790
I think this ferocious feline has found...
1319
01:01:20,874 --> 01:01:22,207
prey!
1320
01:01:22,290 --> 01:01:23,457
[snarls]
1321
01:01:23,540 --> 01:01:25,207
-[screams]
-[roars]
1322
01:01:25,290 --> 01:01:26,999
[whispering] Psst. Hey, angel.
1323
01:01:27,082 --> 01:01:27,915
Hi, Daddy.
1324
01:01:27,999 --> 01:01:30,124
-You ready to have some fun?
-Mm-hmm.
1325
01:01:30,207 --> 01:01:31,415
[roars]
1326
01:01:32,124 --> 01:01:33,457
[crowd] Oh!
1327
01:01:33,957 --> 01:01:35,332
[Chesterfield] What's this?
1328
01:01:35,832 --> 01:01:38,540
-The little girl's not afraid!
-[all gasp]
1329
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:44,124
[Chesterfield]
She's... She's taming the savage beast!
1330
01:01:44,832 --> 01:01:46,207
[cheering]
1331
01:01:46,624 --> 01:01:48,832
Giddy-up, tiger! Giddy-up!
1332
01:01:49,415 --> 01:01:51,082
[Chesterfield] Ladies and gentlemen,
1333
01:01:51,165 --> 01:01:56,040
little Mackenzie Huntington
is the queen of the circus.
1334
01:01:56,124 --> 01:01:57,665
Faster, Daddy! [laughs]
1335
01:01:57,749 --> 01:02:01,040
Faster! [giggling] Whee!
1336
01:02:10,332 --> 01:02:11,957
[laughing]
1337
01:02:12,457 --> 01:02:13,915
That was fun.
1338
01:02:15,623 --> 01:02:17,873
You were fantastic, kid.
1339
01:02:19,332 --> 01:02:20,790
[crowd cheering]
1340
01:02:20,873 --> 01:02:22,582
[crowd laughing]
1341
01:02:22,665 --> 01:02:25,540
And, Zoe, none of this
could've happened without you.
1342
01:02:25,623 --> 01:02:27,623
[cheering]
1343
01:02:31,290 --> 01:02:32,290
[squeaks]
1344
01:02:45,623 --> 01:02:47,790
Honey, you were right.
1345
01:02:47,873 --> 01:02:50,582
-Hmm? What's that?
-I said you were right, and--
1346
01:02:50,665 --> 01:02:52,415
No, I'm just not sure if I heard you.
1347
01:02:52,498 --> 01:02:55,290
-I said you were right.
-So let me just hear it one more time.
1348
01:02:55,373 --> 01:02:56,707
You were-- Oh, okay.
1349
01:02:56,790 --> 01:02:58,207
-[laughs]
-Good one.
1350
01:02:58,290 --> 01:02:59,873
Can we do it again, Daddy?
1351
01:03:00,582 --> 01:03:01,665
Yes.
1352
01:03:01,748 --> 01:03:02,707
Yes, we can.
1353
01:03:02,790 --> 01:03:04,540
So what are we saying here?
1354
01:03:04,623 --> 01:03:05,707
I'm saying...
1355
01:03:05,790 --> 01:03:06,832
-[squeaks]
-[giggles]
1356
01:03:06,915 --> 01:03:10,040
I'm gonna quit my job at Woodley's
first thing tomorrow
1357
01:03:10,540 --> 01:03:12,873
because this is my home.
1358
01:03:12,957 --> 01:03:14,332
This is my family.
1359
01:03:15,415 --> 01:03:18,207
The Huntingtons
are back in the circus business!
1360
01:03:18,290 --> 01:03:19,373
[squeaks]
1361
01:03:19,457 --> 01:03:20,748
Yes! Whoo-hoo!
1362
01:03:20,832 --> 01:03:22,790
You heard the man. We're back!
1363
01:03:22,873 --> 01:03:25,415
Acrobats, more sparkles on your leotards.
1364
01:03:25,498 --> 01:03:28,540
Clowns, I wanna see
your size 42 shoes so shiny
1365
01:03:28,623 --> 01:03:30,707
-I could see my bulbous nose in it.
-[squeaking]
1366
01:03:30,790 --> 01:03:32,790
-And Bulletman--
-Bulletman.
1367
01:03:34,748 --> 01:03:35,665
[grunts]
1368
01:03:35,748 --> 01:03:37,415
Stay away from sharp objects.
1369
01:03:37,998 --> 01:03:39,123
Bulletman.
1370
01:03:40,665 --> 01:03:44,957
Tomorrow, Zucchini, take the cookies
from him after he quits his job.
1371
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:48,165
All alone, unsuspecting,
1372
01:03:48,623 --> 01:03:50,248
vulnerable.
1373
01:03:55,165 --> 01:03:56,957
[Mr. Woodley] Quit? You can't quit!
1374
01:03:57,582 --> 01:03:59,415
Who'll taste the dog biscuits?
1375
01:04:00,248 --> 01:04:01,457
I recommend Brock.
1376
01:04:01,915 --> 01:04:04,165
You've destroyed everything.
1377
01:04:04,248 --> 01:04:06,498
You took my daughter away from me!
1378
01:04:06,582 --> 01:04:10,332
She's out there somewhere,
dressed up as a clown or a horse
1379
01:04:10,415 --> 01:04:13,665
or whatever it is you circus people do!
1380
01:04:14,332 --> 01:04:16,582
We entertain, Mr. Woodley.
1381
01:04:16,665 --> 01:04:18,082
We make people happy.
1382
01:04:18,748 --> 01:04:19,873
[sighs]
1383
01:04:19,957 --> 01:04:22,832
Look, Zoe's just ten minutes away.
1384
01:04:23,332 --> 01:04:25,498
You can visit her any time.
1385
01:04:25,582 --> 01:04:27,248
Me? [scoffs]
1386
01:04:27,332 --> 01:04:28,582
Go to the circus?
1387
01:04:28,665 --> 01:04:31,707
Well, I know she and Mack
would love to see you.
1388
01:04:34,123 --> 01:04:36,332
Think of your family!
1389
01:04:36,415 --> 01:04:37,915
I am, Mr. Woodley.
1390
01:04:39,540 --> 01:04:40,415
All of them.
1391
01:04:45,457 --> 01:04:46,373
Yes!
1392
01:04:46,873 --> 01:04:48,498
That was so scary.
1393
01:04:49,373 --> 01:04:50,373
But so good.
1394
01:04:50,457 --> 01:04:51,790
Oh, so good.
1395
01:04:52,373 --> 01:04:54,832
Running away to join the circus?
1396
01:04:54,915 --> 01:04:56,873
-Um...
-I knew you'd quit.
1397
01:04:57,498 --> 01:04:59,332
-You've got quitter all over you.
-All right.
1398
01:04:59,415 --> 01:05:02,415
Like some kind of quitter cooties
or something.
1399
01:05:02,498 --> 01:05:04,290
That's me, Owen the quitter.
1400
01:05:04,373 --> 01:05:05,582
It's disgusting.
1401
01:05:05,665 --> 01:05:07,665
Excuse me. Have a nice life.
1402
01:05:08,207 --> 01:05:10,373
-Cookies!
-Hey! Wait! No! Give those back!
1403
01:05:10,457 --> 01:05:13,123
-Don't mind if I do.
-Wait! No! Wait, Brock. Hey, trust me.
1404
01:05:13,207 --> 01:05:14,540
-Hey, look, a monkey.
-No!
1405
01:05:14,623 --> 01:05:15,915
Stop your whining, Huntington.
1406
01:05:15,998 --> 01:05:17,373
-Brock.
-I'm just monkeying around.
1407
01:05:17,457 --> 01:05:19,457
You're gonna wanna listen.
Wait, no, Brock!
1408
01:05:20,290 --> 01:05:21,123
Oh, boy.
1409
01:05:21,207 --> 01:05:22,082
[screams]
1410
01:05:22,165 --> 01:05:24,332
[gasps] Ah!
1411
01:05:24,415 --> 01:05:25,707
I'm a monkey!
1412
01:05:25,790 --> 01:05:28,665
Technically, you have a blue butt,
so you're a mandrill,
1413
01:05:28,748 --> 01:05:30,457
which is like a baboon, but not.
1414
01:05:32,832 --> 01:05:35,290
-I have a blue butt!
-Wait, no! Brock!
1415
01:05:35,373 --> 01:05:38,957
I have a blue butt! [sobbing]
1416
01:05:42,207 --> 01:05:43,957
[Brock yelling]
1417
01:05:45,998 --> 01:05:47,957
-A baboon.
-Mr. Woodley!
1418
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:49,457
A talking baboon!
1419
01:05:49,540 --> 01:05:50,415
[roars]
1420
01:05:51,207 --> 01:05:52,123
A lion!
1421
01:05:52,207 --> 01:05:53,665
Give me back my cookies!
1422
01:05:53,748 --> 01:05:55,457
A talking lion!
1423
01:06:01,373 --> 01:06:03,123
There. [sighs]
1424
01:06:03,207 --> 01:06:04,957
No more excuses, Binkley.
1425
01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:08,873
This time, the dog biscuits
are going to be perfect.
1426
01:06:10,582 --> 01:06:13,332
-A baboon!
-What did you do to me, Huntington?
1427
01:06:13,415 --> 01:06:14,332
A talking baboon!
1428
01:06:15,123 --> 01:06:17,748
-A lion!
-Nothing you didn't deserve, Brock.
1429
01:06:17,832 --> 01:06:18,748
A talking lion!
1430
01:06:22,623 --> 01:06:24,248
It's got me! It's got--
1431
01:06:25,332 --> 01:06:26,707
No, just--
1432
01:06:26,790 --> 01:06:28,290
[Brock exclaiming]
1433
01:06:28,373 --> 01:06:29,957
[whimpering]
1434
01:06:30,998 --> 01:06:31,957
[machine rattling]
1435
01:06:32,373 --> 01:06:33,623
[blubbering]
1436
01:06:34,248 --> 01:06:35,373
Bad monkey.
1437
01:06:36,873 --> 01:06:39,415
-Get out of there.
-You think I want-- Ah!
1438
01:06:40,290 --> 01:06:42,248
Get out of there, you coward.
1439
01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:44,165
Come on. I just calibrated it!
1440
01:06:47,582 --> 01:06:49,332
[Brock] Hot! Hot! Hot!
1441
01:06:49,415 --> 01:06:52,290
[yelping]
1442
01:06:52,373 --> 01:06:54,790
Very hot!
1443
01:06:54,873 --> 01:06:56,623
[Owen] Give me my cookies back!
1444
01:06:56,707 --> 01:06:57,582
Owen?
1445
01:06:57,665 --> 01:06:59,457
Yeah, sorry about the mess, Binkley.
1446
01:06:59,540 --> 01:07:01,457
-But--
-Brock stole one of my animal crackers
1447
01:07:01,540 --> 01:07:04,082
-and turned himself into a baboon.
-But he'll... He...
1448
01:07:04,748 --> 01:07:06,582
-What?
-I'll explain everything later.
1449
01:07:10,498 --> 01:07:13,665
Cookies that turn you into animals.
1450
01:07:14,832 --> 01:07:16,415
Hmm.
1451
01:07:17,748 --> 01:07:19,832
I don't wanna have a blue butt!
1452
01:07:19,915 --> 01:07:22,998
I can turn you back
if you give me the box!
1453
01:07:23,457 --> 01:07:25,707
You'll get a big box of nothing!
1454
01:07:26,540 --> 01:07:27,748
Ah!
1455
01:07:30,748 --> 01:07:34,707
Like a shadow in the night,
the Zucchini approaches his prey
1456
01:07:34,790 --> 01:07:38,207
with all the predatory instincts
and stealth of--
1457
01:07:38,707 --> 01:07:39,832
[Brock screams]
1458
01:07:39,915 --> 01:07:41,582
A baboon!
1459
01:07:41,665 --> 01:07:47,082
If you'll excuse me,
it's sleepy time for Brocky-poo.
1460
01:07:50,332 --> 01:07:52,207
Well, that was surprisingly easy.
1461
01:07:53,207 --> 01:07:56,332
Another victory
for the magnificent Zucchini!
1462
01:07:56,415 --> 01:07:59,290
So dashing, so daring, so mascu--
1463
01:07:59,373 --> 01:08:00,915
Lion!
1464
01:08:00,998 --> 01:08:02,165
[tires squeal]
1465
01:08:14,248 --> 01:08:16,207
Huh? Why, you--
1466
01:08:17,248 --> 01:08:18,082
[whimpers]
1467
01:08:26,665 --> 01:08:27,957
[Brock snoring]
1468
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:32,457
The Zucchini has returned triumphant!
1469
01:08:36,582 --> 01:08:38,332
Is this my nephew?
1470
01:08:39,790 --> 01:08:40,665
Yes!
1471
01:08:40,748 --> 01:08:43,248
-Excellent.
-He is not your nephew.
1472
01:08:43,332 --> 01:08:48,415
If he's not my nephew, why bring him here,
you fumbling feather brain?
1473
01:08:49,707 --> 01:08:51,207
Voila!
1474
01:08:51,290 --> 01:08:54,665
But these are useless,
you second-rate simpleton!
1475
01:08:54,748 --> 01:08:56,082
They're broken!
1476
01:08:56,165 --> 01:08:57,123
Wait.
1477
01:08:58,248 --> 01:08:59,498
What's in his other hand?
1478
01:09:02,623 --> 01:09:04,582
Interesting.
1479
01:09:08,332 --> 01:09:11,873
Ah! The nerve of him.
After all I've done for that boy.
1480
01:09:12,623 --> 01:09:13,498
[glass shatters]
1481
01:09:13,582 --> 01:09:17,332
I should never have let my little Zoe
marry that circus freak.
1482
01:09:17,415 --> 01:09:18,540
-[glass shatters]
-[cat shrieks]
1483
01:09:18,623 --> 01:09:20,457
Now someone like Brock...
1484
01:09:20,540 --> 01:09:22,915
Now that's a fine go-getter.
1485
01:09:25,540 --> 01:09:26,748
[chuckles]
1486
01:09:26,832 --> 01:09:29,790
-Say, where is Brock?
-[glass shatters]
1487
01:09:29,873 --> 01:09:30,915
-Brock!
-[yelps]
1488
01:09:30,998 --> 01:09:34,832
Ah! Winkley! Brinikley? Barkley? Wrigley?
1489
01:09:34,915 --> 01:09:38,165
-Uh... you, what are you doing here?
-I was--
1490
01:09:38,248 --> 01:09:39,915
-Have you seen Brock?
-No, sir.
1491
01:09:39,998 --> 01:09:42,582
-He should be here somewhere.
-But I was hoping that--
1492
01:09:42,665 --> 01:09:44,540
Brock! Where is that man? Brock!
1493
01:09:44,623 --> 01:09:46,123
-Mr. Woodley!
-[gasps]
1494
01:09:47,373 --> 01:09:50,123
I have something important
that I need to tell you,
1495
01:09:50,207 --> 01:09:54,290
and I... I...
I demand that you listen to me!
1496
01:09:54,373 --> 01:09:55,582
Demand?
1497
01:09:55,665 --> 01:09:58,540
-[gasps]
-Yes, demand!
1498
01:09:59,290 --> 01:10:04,040
Now sit your butt in that chair
and listen up!
1499
01:10:10,540 --> 01:10:11,873
Sleep well, honey.
1500
01:10:15,248 --> 01:10:16,207
[gasps]
1501
01:10:16,290 --> 01:10:17,957
Shh! Sorry. Hi.
1502
01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:20,040
Oh, my goodness. What is wrong with you?
1503
01:10:20,123 --> 01:10:22,415
-You almost gave me a heart attack!
-That had to be scary. Sorry.
1504
01:10:22,498 --> 01:10:25,623
Okay, but change back
and tell me what happened with my father.
1505
01:10:25,707 --> 01:10:26,915
-Um...
-You quit?
1506
01:10:26,998 --> 01:10:29,248
Yeah. I totally did. It was great.
1507
01:10:29,332 --> 01:10:30,415
I'm so proud of you!
1508
01:10:30,498 --> 01:10:32,415
-Thank you.
-We're going to be so happy.
1509
01:10:32,498 --> 01:10:34,082
-But...
-Yeah?
1510
01:10:34,165 --> 01:10:35,082
I...
1511
01:10:35,998 --> 01:10:37,582
I lost the human cookie.
1512
01:10:38,332 --> 01:10:40,248
You-- You what?
1513
01:10:42,665 --> 01:10:44,623
It has to be in here somewhere!
1514
01:10:44,707 --> 01:10:47,248
I looked like 100 times. It's not--
1515
01:10:48,373 --> 01:10:50,207
-Trust me. What? No! They--
-Try this one.
1516
01:10:50,290 --> 01:10:52,332
Maybe there's just
too many cookies to see it!
1517
01:10:52,415 --> 01:10:54,457
Maybe eat some more
to clear up some space.
1518
01:10:54,915 --> 01:10:57,082
-Try this one.
-The box always stays full.
1519
01:10:57,165 --> 01:10:59,665
Maybe not, if you eat faster.
You've got to eat faster!
1520
01:10:59,748 --> 01:11:01,415
Please eat faster! Please eat faster!
1521
01:11:01,498 --> 01:11:03,873
Zoe! Zoe! Stop! It's not here!
1522
01:11:03,957 --> 01:11:05,040
[sighs]
1523
01:11:05,123 --> 01:11:09,915
Look, the box keeps adding new animals,
but not new human cookies.
1524
01:11:09,998 --> 01:11:15,457
There's only one of those,
and it's gone, Zoe.
1525
01:11:15,540 --> 01:11:16,540
-It's...
-No!
1526
01:11:17,123 --> 01:11:18,623
No, I will not accept that.
1527
01:11:18,707 --> 01:11:21,415
There's got to be a way
to get you human again.
1528
01:11:21,498 --> 01:11:22,623
-Zoe--
-In the meantime,
1529
01:11:22,707 --> 01:11:25,165
we're just gonna tough it out,
gonna make it work.
1530
01:11:25,832 --> 01:11:28,165
I mean, how hard can it be?
1531
01:11:29,582 --> 01:11:33,540
♪ I must've walked under ladders
Passed black cats ♪
1532
01:11:33,623 --> 01:11:36,998
♪ Broken all the mirrors
Because my luck's so bad ♪
1533
01:11:37,082 --> 01:11:40,457
♪ Been rubbing on a rabbit's foot
Knocking on wood ♪
1534
01:11:40,540 --> 01:11:44,040
♪ Hanging up horseshoes
Trying to be good ♪
1535
01:11:44,123 --> 01:11:46,457
♪ I know it can't last forever ♪
1536
01:11:46,957 --> 01:11:49,082
♪ Please, please, please ♪
1537
01:11:50,998 --> 01:11:56,248
♪ Right now it seems like it will never
Release me ♪
1538
01:11:57,040 --> 01:12:01,665
♪ It's just one of those days
one of those days, one of those days ♪
1539
01:12:03,915 --> 01:12:07,540
♪ I can fly like a bird
From the hills to the sea ♪
1540
01:12:07,623 --> 01:12:10,832
♪ But there's only one place
That I want to be ♪
1541
01:12:10,915 --> 01:12:14,373
♪ Be as wise as an elephant
As strong as a bear ♪
1542
01:12:14,457 --> 01:12:18,123
♪ But if I can't hold you
Then I really don't care ♪
1543
01:12:18,207 --> 01:12:21,082
♪ I'm not a superstitious man ♪
1544
01:12:21,165 --> 01:12:23,790
♪ Please, please, please ♪
1545
01:12:25,332 --> 01:12:31,332
♪ It's hanging heavy on my head
Release me ♪
1546
01:12:31,415 --> 01:12:33,623
♪ It's just one of those days ♪
1547
01:12:34,373 --> 01:12:36,373
♪ One of those days ♪
1548
01:12:37,832 --> 01:12:40,707
♪ Oh, it's just one of those days ♪
1549
01:12:41,207 --> 01:12:43,332
♪ One of those days ♪
1550
01:12:44,498 --> 01:12:50,248
♪ It's just one of those days
One of those days, one of those days ♪
1551
01:12:51,082 --> 01:12:54,248
-♪ Oh, my luck's gotta change ♪
- ♪ Oh, my luck ♪
1552
01:12:54,332 --> 01:12:58,040
-♪ Oh, my luck's gotta change ♪
-♪ Oh, my luck's gotta ♪
1553
01:12:58,123 --> 01:13:01,207
-♪ Oh, my luck's gotta change ♪
-Oh, I've been feeling so strange ♪
1554
01:13:01,290 --> 01:13:05,082
-♪ Oh, my luck's gotta change ♪
-♪ Oh, my luck's gotta change ♪
1555
01:13:05,165 --> 01:13:06,623
♪ My luck's gotta change ♪
1556
01:13:06,707 --> 01:13:09,207
♪ Oh, I've been feeling so strange ♪
1557
01:13:09,290 --> 01:13:12,165
-♪ So strange ♪
-♪ Oh, my luck's gotta change ♪
1558
01:13:12,248 --> 01:13:14,915
♪ My luck has gotta change ♪
1559
01:13:20,290 --> 01:13:21,707
[Bulletman] I... I hold it true.
1560
01:13:21,790 --> 01:13:23,373
I hold it to be true.
1561
01:13:24,123 --> 01:13:25,290
[Owen sighs]
1562
01:13:26,082 --> 01:13:28,457
[Chesterfield humming]
1563
01:13:29,373 --> 01:13:30,498
[Owen sighs]
1564
01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:33,207
What's wrong, kid?
1565
01:13:33,790 --> 01:13:35,040
What's the matter?
1566
01:13:35,123 --> 01:13:37,915
What happened to you?
You eat a bad banana? [chuckles]
1567
01:13:37,998 --> 01:13:39,915
No, I'm just...
1568
01:13:40,457 --> 01:13:41,540
[sighs]
1569
01:13:41,623 --> 01:13:42,957
Oh, look, kid, look.
1570
01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:46,623
I know it's been hard
these last couple weeks.
1571
01:13:46,707 --> 01:13:48,332
Not being human and all,
1572
01:13:48,415 --> 01:13:50,832
spending your life
without opposable thumbs.
1573
01:13:51,332 --> 01:13:52,957
You're shedding everywhere.
1574
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:54,832
-Shunned by the entire--
-You're not helping.
1575
01:13:54,915 --> 01:13:56,498
You didn't let me finish.
1576
01:13:56,582 --> 01:13:59,498
You're shedding everywhere,
shunned by the entire world.
1577
01:13:59,582 --> 01:14:02,082
-Okay.
-But look at the bright side!
1578
01:14:02,165 --> 01:14:05,040
You and Zoe
brought life back to this circus.
1579
01:14:05,123 --> 01:14:07,665
You've not only brought
our circus family together,
1580
01:14:07,748 --> 01:14:10,248
but you've brought
tons of other families together
1581
01:14:10,332 --> 01:14:13,248
to laugh and cheer
and eat overpriced cotton candy.
1582
01:14:13,332 --> 01:14:14,790
-[laughs]
-Come on.
1583
01:14:14,873 --> 01:14:16,790
That's gotta count for something, right?
1584
01:14:17,623 --> 01:14:19,123
Chin up, kid.
1585
01:14:19,707 --> 01:14:21,790
You're making people happy.
1586
01:14:21,873 --> 01:14:23,582
That's no small thing.
1587
01:14:27,165 --> 01:14:28,373
[sighs]
1588
01:14:28,457 --> 01:14:29,915
[crowd cheering]
1589
01:14:31,623 --> 01:14:35,040
Clowns are notoriously horrible liars.
1590
01:14:35,123 --> 01:14:36,290
Horatio.
1591
01:14:36,832 --> 01:14:39,415
-What are you--
-I've just come to talk, my boy.
1592
01:14:39,498 --> 01:14:41,207
-[Chesterfield] Ladies and...
-Make it quick.
1593
01:14:41,290 --> 01:14:42,873
Just a moment of your time.
1594
01:14:42,957 --> 01:14:45,873
[Chesterfield]
...the return of Buffalo Bob's...
1595
01:14:45,957 --> 01:14:49,207
Oh, yes, the grand re-opening
1596
01:14:49,290 --> 01:14:54,373
of Buffalo Bob's
Rootin' Tootin' Animal Circus.
1597
01:14:55,540 --> 01:14:57,832
Odd that you kept my brother's name.
1598
01:14:57,915 --> 01:15:01,248
Because it was his circus.
What do you want, Horatio?
1599
01:15:01,332 --> 01:15:03,040
I have a proposal for you.
1600
01:15:03,123 --> 01:15:05,207
What could you have
that I would possibly--
1601
01:15:05,290 --> 01:15:09,123
I'm offering you a chance
to become human again.
1602
01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:10,957
Wait.
1603
01:15:11,498 --> 01:15:12,623
That's-- Is that--
1604
01:15:12,707 --> 01:15:13,707
Oh, yes.
1605
01:15:13,790 --> 01:15:14,998
My cookie! Give it--
1606
01:15:15,082 --> 01:15:16,123
Uh-uh-uh.
1607
01:15:16,207 --> 01:15:18,165
Wouldn't want me to crush it to bits,
would you?
1608
01:15:18,248 --> 01:15:19,415
No, no, no! Please!
1609
01:15:20,248 --> 01:15:23,123
Just tell me what you want for it?
1610
01:15:23,207 --> 01:15:27,165
Why, my boy,
I simply want what was rightfully mine.
1611
01:15:27,248 --> 01:15:29,790
The fame, the fortune...
1612
01:15:31,040 --> 01:15:32,332
the circus.
1613
01:15:32,415 --> 01:15:34,582
-What?
-Once I have those animal crackers--
1614
01:15:34,665 --> 01:15:35,832
You want the crackers, too?
1615
01:15:35,915 --> 01:15:38,373
The circus is no good without them, is it?
1616
01:15:38,832 --> 01:15:40,082
I... I can't!
1617
01:15:41,207 --> 01:15:43,373
I'll only make this offer once.
1618
01:15:43,873 --> 01:15:45,498
If you refuse...
1619
01:15:46,373 --> 01:15:49,957
Well, that's how the cookie crumbles.
1620
01:15:51,998 --> 01:15:55,332
-Human again.
-Think of your family, Owen.
1621
01:15:56,082 --> 01:15:59,790
-My family?
-Yes, your family.
1622
01:15:59,873 --> 01:16:02,207
What would they want you to do?
1623
01:16:03,207 --> 01:16:04,207
My family.
1624
01:16:04,290 --> 01:16:07,207
Do you think they want
a filthy beast for a husband?
1625
01:16:08,248 --> 01:16:09,248
A father?
1626
01:16:10,748 --> 01:16:12,332
[Owen] My family.
1627
01:16:12,415 --> 01:16:15,623
Yes, yes, your family.
Now, do we have a deal?
1628
01:16:16,957 --> 01:16:18,457
-No.
-Excellent! Wait. What?
1629
01:16:18,540 --> 01:16:20,123
-No deal.
-Are you mad?
1630
01:16:20,207 --> 01:16:22,748
Do you wish to remain a wretched animal
for the rest of your life?
1631
01:16:22,832 --> 01:16:23,707
You know what?
1632
01:16:23,790 --> 01:16:27,207
If being a wretched animal
lets me keep my family together,
1633
01:16:27,707 --> 01:16:29,832
-then, yeah, sign me up.
-Oh!
1634
01:16:29,915 --> 01:16:33,623
Because I'll be a gorilla
or a horse or a rhinoceros
1635
01:16:33,707 --> 01:16:37,207
or whatever filthy beast I have to be
1636
01:16:37,290 --> 01:16:40,665
to keep my family together.
1637
01:16:42,707 --> 01:16:46,332
I was afraid you would have
too much of my brother in you.
1638
01:16:46,415 --> 01:16:47,248
Oh, well.
1639
01:16:47,332 --> 01:16:49,998
It seems we'll have to do this
the hard way.
1640
01:16:50,998 --> 01:16:52,998
[loud growl]
1641
01:16:54,873 --> 01:16:55,832
[gasps]
1642
01:16:57,123 --> 01:16:58,207
[roars]
1643
01:16:59,540 --> 01:17:00,457
What?
1644
01:17:01,248 --> 01:17:02,373
What did you do?
1645
01:17:02,457 --> 01:17:06,665
Apparently, one does not need to eat
the entire animal cracker
1646
01:17:06,748 --> 01:17:09,832
to assume the attributes of said animal.
1647
01:17:10,540 --> 01:17:11,748
[growls]
1648
01:17:12,248 --> 01:17:13,623
-[roars]
-No!
1649
01:17:13,707 --> 01:17:15,540
[Owen grunting]
1650
01:17:15,623 --> 01:17:17,040
Hey, give me that!
1651
01:17:17,123 --> 01:17:18,540
-Now then...
-[Owen] No!
1652
01:17:18,623 --> 01:17:21,332
...let's conclude our business, shall we?
1653
01:17:21,415 --> 01:17:23,832
-Get off me.
-After all, a deal is a deal.
1654
01:17:23,915 --> 01:17:27,290
And I would rather not deal
with an 800-pound gorilla.
1655
01:17:30,748 --> 01:17:31,707
[Horatio] Ah.
1656
01:17:32,665 --> 01:17:36,207
Yes, I would rather deal
with pathetic little you.
1657
01:17:36,290 --> 01:17:38,123
Hey, what's all the barking about?
1658
01:17:38,207 --> 01:17:40,165
Horatio?
1659
01:17:40,915 --> 01:17:42,207
[gasps] Owen!
1660
01:17:42,290 --> 01:17:44,415
You're you again!
1661
01:17:44,498 --> 01:17:49,373
Now, attention acrobats,
jugglers, stage hands, clowns.
1662
01:17:49,457 --> 01:17:50,832
They make me sick.
1663
01:17:51,457 --> 01:17:55,457
I would like to announce
the immediate takeover of this circus.
1664
01:17:55,540 --> 01:17:57,082
[all gasp]
1665
01:17:57,165 --> 01:17:59,832
As of this moment, you are all fired.
1666
01:17:59,915 --> 01:18:02,165
-[cannon booms]
-Bullet...
1667
01:18:02,248 --> 01:18:03,207
[grunts]
1668
01:18:03,790 --> 01:18:04,998
...man!
1669
01:18:05,082 --> 01:18:06,498
[grunts]
1670
01:18:06,582 --> 01:18:08,082
-[crowd gasps]
-[grunts]
1671
01:18:11,748 --> 01:18:13,290
Nice work, Bulletman.
1672
01:18:13,373 --> 01:18:14,498
Everybody grab a cookie!
1673
01:18:16,373 --> 01:18:18,165
-[chitters]
-[growls]
1674
01:18:18,248 --> 01:18:20,165
No! Stop them!
1675
01:18:20,248 --> 01:18:21,498
-[roaring]
-[yelling]
1676
01:18:21,582 --> 01:18:23,040
[snarling]
1677
01:18:26,290 --> 01:18:27,373
[yells]
1678
01:18:38,248 --> 01:18:41,915
Is that the best you got?
Hey, Stabby, my turn!
1679
01:18:42,707 --> 01:18:44,665
[yells] Ah!
1680
01:18:46,832 --> 01:18:48,123
[crowd cheers]
1681
01:18:48,207 --> 01:18:49,332
[Binkley] Excuse us. Sorry.
1682
01:18:49,415 --> 01:18:52,665
Why did you drag me here?
You know how I feel about the--
1683
01:18:52,748 --> 01:18:54,165
[laughs]
1684
01:18:54,290 --> 01:18:55,415
Did you see that?
1685
01:18:55,498 --> 01:18:56,998
That bunny rabbit turtle thing
1686
01:18:57,082 --> 01:19:00,790
just got drop-kicked
by a duck-billed platypus!
1687
01:19:01,498 --> 01:19:03,040
It's just a classic.
1688
01:19:04,665 --> 01:19:05,957
Ooh.
1689
01:19:08,790 --> 01:19:10,707
-Horatio, got the box!
-Ya!
1690
01:19:12,790 --> 01:19:14,498
[bellows]
1691
01:19:14,582 --> 01:19:15,957
-Whoa!
-Hey.
1692
01:19:20,248 --> 01:19:21,332
Got it.
1693
01:19:31,457 --> 01:19:33,582
[grunts]
1694
01:19:43,498 --> 01:19:44,665
Ha-ha!
1695
01:19:45,623 --> 01:19:46,915
Oh, poop.
1696
01:19:55,748 --> 01:19:56,998
[groans]
1697
01:20:10,832 --> 01:20:12,040
[sputters]
1698
01:20:14,373 --> 01:20:17,040
Thank you very much, clown!
1699
01:20:18,790 --> 01:20:22,623
Tally-ho!
1700
01:20:32,457 --> 01:20:33,915
-[Owen] Got it!
-[grunts]
1701
01:20:33,998 --> 01:20:35,332
And I've got you!
1702
01:20:35,415 --> 01:20:37,707
Sorry, Horatio, but I can't... [chomps]
1703
01:20:38,373 --> 01:20:39,623
stick around.
1704
01:20:39,707 --> 01:20:40,957
Yeow!
1705
01:20:45,498 --> 01:20:46,457
Ow!
1706
01:20:46,540 --> 01:20:48,540
[animal sounds]
1707
01:20:52,748 --> 01:20:53,790
Fools!
1708
01:20:55,040 --> 01:20:56,373
Look at you!
1709
01:20:56,457 --> 01:20:58,248
A hippopotamus.
1710
01:20:58,332 --> 01:20:59,540
Giraffes.
1711
01:20:59,623 --> 01:21:01,248
Monkeys. [chuckles]
1712
01:21:01,332 --> 01:21:02,207
Bah!
1713
01:21:03,040 --> 01:21:06,082
You lack the vision
to truly create something
1714
01:21:06,165 --> 01:21:08,498
the world has never seen.
1715
01:21:08,582 --> 01:21:10,790
You use them to entertain,
1716
01:21:10,873 --> 01:21:17,540
but I...
I will use them to rule the world!
1717
01:21:26,957 --> 01:21:28,498
[roars]
1718
01:21:29,790 --> 01:21:31,165
[roars]
1719
01:21:35,540 --> 01:21:37,123
Behold!
1720
01:21:37,207 --> 01:21:40,790
I am Horatio the Chimera.
1721
01:21:41,207 --> 01:21:44,123
I am a god!
1722
01:21:45,248 --> 01:21:47,957
[Bob] Horatio! Brother, stop this!
1723
01:21:48,915 --> 01:21:50,123
What did you say?
1724
01:21:50,207 --> 01:21:51,623
Please, Horatio.
1725
01:21:51,707 --> 01:21:52,873
Uncle Bob?
1726
01:21:53,832 --> 01:21:56,540
-Robert?
-[Talia] You must stop this madness!
1727
01:21:56,623 --> 01:21:57,665
Talia?
1728
01:21:58,957 --> 01:22:01,498
But I thought you were both killed.
1729
01:22:01,582 --> 01:22:05,540
Not killed,
but we can never be human again.
1730
01:22:06,248 --> 01:22:09,873
You see, that fire you started
destroyed our human cookies.
1731
01:22:09,957 --> 01:22:11,457
I didn't mean to.
1732
01:22:11,540 --> 01:22:12,373
I know.
1733
01:22:12,873 --> 01:22:13,707
And...
1734
01:22:14,498 --> 01:22:16,998
what's in the past is in the past.
1735
01:22:17,748 --> 01:22:19,415
But look around you, brother.
1736
01:22:20,832 --> 01:22:23,415
Is this really how you want to be seen?
1737
01:22:23,498 --> 01:22:26,832
How you want to live your life? Like this?
1738
01:22:27,748 --> 01:22:29,207
A monster?
1739
01:22:31,623 --> 01:22:32,748
[snarls]
1740
01:22:32,832 --> 01:22:35,582
Better this than a broken-down old man,
Robert.
1741
01:22:35,665 --> 01:22:37,040
Or a dog.
1742
01:22:37,123 --> 01:22:38,498
Don't you think?
1743
01:22:38,582 --> 01:22:40,498
What I think, Horatio, is...
1744
01:22:40,957 --> 01:22:41,832
[hisses]
1745
01:22:41,915 --> 01:22:43,665
...you're better than this.
1746
01:22:44,332 --> 01:22:45,623
Then you're a fool!
1747
01:22:47,998 --> 01:22:49,248
No!
1748
01:22:51,873 --> 01:22:53,373
Bulletman, get in your cannon!
1749
01:22:53,457 --> 01:22:54,457
[Bulletman] Bulletman.
1750
01:22:54,540 --> 01:22:56,540
[clicking]
1751
01:22:58,707 --> 01:22:59,790
Okay.
1752
01:23:01,623 --> 01:23:03,832
Don't eat this until after I fire you.
1753
01:23:03,915 --> 01:23:04,748
Bulletman!
1754
01:23:08,082 --> 01:23:09,373
Ready?
1755
01:23:10,832 --> 01:23:14,165
[muffled] Bulletman!
1756
01:23:14,248 --> 01:23:16,540
Bulletman! [laughs]
1757
01:23:16,623 --> 01:23:18,707
Bulletman, now!
1758
01:23:21,165 --> 01:23:22,123
Oh, poop.
1759
01:23:24,332 --> 01:23:25,873
Yeow!
1760
01:23:42,082 --> 01:23:43,082
Kitty!
1761
01:23:43,165 --> 01:23:44,040
[meows]
1762
01:23:47,957 --> 01:23:49,748
-Mackenzie! No!
-[Owen] No!
1763
01:23:55,165 --> 01:23:56,623
[grunting]
1764
01:23:59,998 --> 01:24:00,915
No!
1765
01:24:03,290 --> 01:24:04,623
Gotcha!
1766
01:24:05,165 --> 01:24:06,957
-Hi, Auntie Kitty.
-[sighs]
1767
01:24:07,040 --> 01:24:10,373
Hello, my little monkey Mackenzie darling.
1768
01:24:10,457 --> 01:24:12,040
-[giggles]
-[purrs]
1769
01:24:17,582 --> 01:24:19,123
This ends now.
1770
01:24:22,373 --> 01:24:23,415
[roars]
1771
01:24:24,540 --> 01:24:26,290
[both growl]
1772
01:24:28,915 --> 01:24:32,540
Do you not see the utter futility
of your endeavors, boy?
1773
01:24:32,623 --> 01:24:36,873
Can you not smell the destruction
of all you know and love?
1774
01:24:38,248 --> 01:24:39,873
You are lost.
1775
01:24:57,665 --> 01:24:58,707
[roars]
1776
01:24:59,873 --> 01:25:02,873
There is no hope!
1777
01:25:03,373 --> 01:25:04,790
[screams]
1778
01:25:08,290 --> 01:25:09,415
[gasps] Owen!
1779
01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:10,915
[snarls]
1780
01:25:16,332 --> 01:25:17,623
[growls]
1781
01:25:20,332 --> 01:25:21,707
[growls]
1782
01:25:22,248 --> 01:25:23,373
[Zoe] Mackenzie!
1783
01:25:26,790 --> 01:25:28,373
-[screeches]
-Mackenzie!
1784
01:25:28,457 --> 01:25:29,373
[Zoe] No!
1785
01:25:47,915 --> 01:25:49,040
[roars]
1786
01:26:02,123 --> 01:26:03,707
Mackenzie, jump!
1787
01:26:08,790 --> 01:26:10,207
[all grunt]
1788
01:26:12,040 --> 01:26:13,290
Zoe, look.
1789
01:26:22,748 --> 01:26:23,790
Zoe?
1790
01:26:26,665 --> 01:26:28,040
It has to be somewhere. Come on.
1791
01:26:28,123 --> 01:26:29,040
Zoe?
1792
01:26:29,957 --> 01:26:30,832
I got it.
1793
01:26:31,248 --> 01:26:32,457
Zoe?
1794
01:26:32,915 --> 01:26:33,915
[roars]
1795
01:26:41,207 --> 01:26:44,040
Don't mess with my family!
1796
01:26:47,415 --> 01:26:48,373
Chesterfield!
1797
01:26:48,457 --> 01:26:49,540
Now!
1798
01:26:52,582 --> 01:26:54,207
[roars]
1799
01:26:58,165 --> 01:27:00,957
No. No!
1800
01:27:01,040 --> 01:27:03,832
Blast you all!
1801
01:27:03,915 --> 01:27:06,457
I'm Horatio P. Huntington!
1802
01:27:06,540 --> 01:27:08,790
I will not be silenced!
1803
01:27:08,873 --> 01:27:11,207
I will have my revenge!
1804
01:27:11,290 --> 01:27:15,582
Victory shall be mine!
1805
01:27:22,998 --> 01:27:26,498
[cheering and applause]
1806
01:27:36,540 --> 01:27:37,790
What are you doing?
1807
01:27:37,873 --> 01:27:41,248
Unhand me this instant,
you over-muscled oaf!
1808
01:27:41,790 --> 01:27:44,623
I hold it true, what e'er befall.
1809
01:27:45,123 --> 01:27:48,082
I feel it when I sorrow most.
1810
01:27:48,165 --> 01:27:51,457
'Tis better to have loved and lost
1811
01:27:51,873 --> 01:27:54,748
than never to have loved...
1812
01:27:55,415 --> 01:27:56,957
at all.
1813
01:27:58,040 --> 01:27:59,832
[whimpers]
1814
01:28:01,165 --> 01:28:03,248
-Bulletman!
-Bulletman!
1815
01:28:03,332 --> 01:28:04,207
Bulletman!
1816
01:28:04,290 --> 01:28:05,623
[neighing]
1817
01:28:05,707 --> 01:28:07,165
Bulletman!
1818
01:28:07,790 --> 01:28:09,790
[cheering]
1819
01:28:15,582 --> 01:28:16,665
Ah!
1820
01:28:18,332 --> 01:28:19,207
[sighs]
1821
01:28:19,290 --> 01:28:22,373
How will we ever top this performance?
1822
01:28:22,457 --> 01:28:24,415
[sighs] I have no idea.
1823
01:28:26,832 --> 01:28:28,915
[performers cheering]
1824
01:28:47,040 --> 01:28:49,165
[Zucchini] What about the Zucchini?
1825
01:28:49,248 --> 01:28:50,457
What about you?
1826
01:28:51,207 --> 01:28:52,915
Change me back!
1827
01:28:54,040 --> 01:28:55,540
Let me explain.
1828
01:28:55,623 --> 01:28:58,248
You ate the broken pieces, you doofuses!
1829
01:28:58,332 --> 01:29:02,082
That means
you have broken pieces in the box.
1830
01:29:02,165 --> 01:29:03,082
Don't you get it?
1831
01:29:03,165 --> 01:29:05,665
It's gonna take time
to figure out who's who.
1832
01:29:05,748 --> 01:29:08,707
You want his arm and his leg on your body?
1833
01:29:08,790 --> 01:29:11,457
[laughs] Tiny little body.
1834
01:29:11,540 --> 01:29:12,457
Point taken.
1835
01:29:12,540 --> 01:29:13,707
-It's cool.
-We're good.
1836
01:29:13,790 --> 01:29:17,082
Take your time. The Zucchini can wait.
1837
01:29:18,415 --> 01:29:19,957
How dare you?
1838
01:29:20,040 --> 01:29:21,707
Do you not know what I am?
1839
01:29:21,790 --> 01:29:23,082
Who I am?
1840
01:29:23,165 --> 01:29:24,665
Let me out of here!
1841
01:29:25,165 --> 01:29:26,457
Please?
1842
01:29:28,207 --> 01:29:29,748
[moans]
1843
01:29:35,957 --> 01:29:37,707
[laughs]
1844
01:29:38,165 --> 01:29:39,498
Oh, I've missed those lips.
1845
01:29:39,581 --> 01:29:40,498
[chuckles]
1846
01:29:40,581 --> 01:29:42,790
-We did it, Zoe.
-We did.
1847
01:29:43,373 --> 01:29:45,831
Aw. Just wish my dad could've--
1848
01:29:45,915 --> 01:29:47,581
Could've what, sweetie?
1849
01:29:47,665 --> 01:29:50,498
-Dad?
-I saw what you two did out there.
1850
01:29:50,581 --> 01:29:52,165
The heroics!
1851
01:29:52,248 --> 01:29:53,498
The chemistry!
1852
01:29:53,581 --> 01:29:56,206
That whole changing into animals thing!
1853
01:29:56,290 --> 01:29:58,290
I mean, just fantastic!
1854
01:30:00,081 --> 01:30:03,956
Owen, I'm so sorry
for the way I've treated you.
1855
01:30:04,040 --> 01:30:06,748
You're no nincompoop, quite the opposite.
1856
01:30:07,498 --> 01:30:10,873
And, Zoe, you are an amazing woman.
1857
01:30:11,373 --> 01:30:13,331
But, of course, I've always known that.
1858
01:30:13,415 --> 01:30:14,623
Aw.
1859
01:30:14,706 --> 01:30:15,998
I love you, Dad.
1860
01:30:17,581 --> 01:30:20,706
-Grandpa!
-Ha-ha! Hey, there, little monkey!
1861
01:30:20,790 --> 01:30:22,456
You were terrific!
1862
01:30:22,540 --> 01:30:24,706
Guess what, Grandpa. I'm in the circus!
1863
01:30:24,790 --> 01:30:26,873
In it? You're gonna be the star!
1864
01:30:26,956 --> 01:30:28,873
[giggles]
1865
01:30:29,581 --> 01:30:31,165
Let's go get you cleaned up.
1866
01:30:32,415 --> 01:30:37,331
So, it turns out Binkley
is precisely the genius you said she was.
1867
01:30:37,415 --> 01:30:38,290
Oh, gee.
1868
01:30:38,373 --> 01:30:41,540
[Woodley]
She's concocted something quite amazing.
1869
01:30:41,623 --> 01:30:43,831
[Chesterfield]
Binkley really was a genius.
1870
01:30:44,331 --> 01:30:46,331
Wait till you see what she came up with.
1871
01:30:49,123 --> 01:30:51,415
[muttering nervously]
1872
01:30:52,415 --> 01:30:54,956
So, how'd it go?
1873
01:30:55,040 --> 01:30:56,081
We're about to find out.
1874
01:30:56,165 --> 01:30:59,331
-They just went on sale minutes ago.
-Uh, what went on sale?
1875
01:30:59,415 --> 01:31:01,831
Remember those dog biscuits
that turned our skin crazy colors?
1876
01:31:01,915 --> 01:31:03,040
-Vividly.
-How could I forget?
1877
01:31:03,123 --> 01:31:04,790
-I think I threw up on your shoes.
-Oof.
1878
01:31:04,873 --> 01:31:07,290
Binkley found a way
to turn those failed experiments
1879
01:31:07,373 --> 01:31:09,831
into a new business venture!
1880
01:31:09,915 --> 01:31:11,998
[Zoe] Oh, so what do they do?
1881
01:31:12,081 --> 01:31:13,331
See for yourself.
1882
01:31:16,623 --> 01:31:18,331
[Zoe] They just love it!
1883
01:31:18,415 --> 01:31:20,790
Look at them. They're having a blast!
1884
01:31:21,290 --> 01:31:23,415
But, I mean, how will they change back?
1885
01:31:23,498 --> 01:31:24,665
[burps]
1886
01:31:25,081 --> 01:31:26,748
-There we go. Yup.
-Wow.
1887
01:31:26,831 --> 01:31:30,206
We thought it best
not to advertise that part. [laughs]
1888
01:31:30,290 --> 01:31:31,331
[burps]
1889
01:31:31,748 --> 01:31:32,873
[burps loudly]
1890
01:31:32,956 --> 01:31:34,581
-That was a big one.
-[laughs]
1891
01:31:34,665 --> 01:31:35,665
But that's fun.
1892
01:31:35,748 --> 01:31:38,623
Wow, you still find it funny, I see.
Still like it.
1893
01:31:38,706 --> 01:31:39,915
[chuckles]
1894
01:31:39,998 --> 01:31:43,956
Ha-ha! We're going to be rich, partner.
1895
01:31:44,040 --> 01:31:46,581
Partner? [giggles]
I've never been one of those.
1896
01:31:46,665 --> 01:31:49,581
I mean, like in a game maybe,
but not like in a business.
1897
01:31:50,290 --> 01:31:52,456
Whee! [giggles]
1898
01:31:53,331 --> 01:31:54,248
Bravo!
1899
01:31:54,331 --> 01:31:55,790
Wonderful, Mackenzie.
1900
01:31:55,873 --> 01:31:57,581
You are natural.
1901
01:31:57,665 --> 01:32:00,081
Daddy! Daddy!
Did you see me ride the pony?
1902
01:32:00,165 --> 01:32:02,415
Did I? You're fantastic!
1903
01:32:02,498 --> 01:32:03,873
Auntie Talia taught me!
1904
01:32:03,956 --> 01:32:06,956
[laughs] She will be the star in no time.
1905
01:32:07,040 --> 01:32:08,456
Just like you, sweetie.
1906
01:32:10,373 --> 01:32:11,373
Whoa.
1907
01:32:11,456 --> 01:32:15,290
Look at you, my gypsy princess.
1908
01:32:15,373 --> 01:32:16,206
Queen.
1909
01:32:16,290 --> 01:32:18,248
-Queen?
-[laughs]
1910
01:32:18,331 --> 01:32:20,540
Do you want me to tell you your fortune?
1911
01:32:21,165 --> 01:32:22,290
I think I already know it.
1912
01:32:22,373 --> 01:32:24,165
Oh, yeah? What is it?
1913
01:32:24,248 --> 01:32:25,831
I live happily ever after.
1914
01:32:25,915 --> 01:32:27,456
[clicks tongue] Owen.
1915
01:32:28,456 --> 01:32:29,915
It's showtime!
1916
01:32:29,998 --> 01:32:31,748
Places! Let's take our places!
1917
01:32:31,831 --> 01:32:33,790
Owen, sweetie, you're up next.
1918
01:32:33,873 --> 01:32:36,873
Ladies and gentlemen!
1919
01:32:37,373 --> 01:32:42,956
Welcome to Buffalo Bob's
Rootin' Tootin' Animal Circus!
1920
01:32:44,040 --> 01:32:44,873
Prepare for...
1921
01:32:44,956 --> 01:32:46,790
Well, that's new.
1922
01:32:46,873 --> 01:32:48,581
And a little dangerous.
1923
01:32:48,665 --> 01:32:50,498
What's life without a little danger?
1924
01:32:50,581 --> 01:32:51,706
Ooh. Who is that guy?
1925
01:32:51,790 --> 01:32:52,790
I like that guy.
1926
01:32:53,206 --> 01:32:57,456
Prepare yourselves
for something truly amazing!
1927
01:32:57,540 --> 01:32:58,665
All right.
1928
01:32:58,748 --> 01:32:59,665
Wish me luck.
1929
01:32:59,748 --> 01:33:00,581
Good luck.
1930
01:33:00,665 --> 01:33:05,790
Prepare yourself
for something truly incredible!
1931
01:33:05,873 --> 01:33:08,290
Hey, and, you know,
don't burn the place down.
1932
01:33:08,373 --> 01:33:10,415
Prepare yourself
1933
01:33:10,498 --> 01:33:15,165
for something truly magical!
1934
01:33:15,248 --> 01:33:16,415
[crowd gasps]
1935
01:33:18,373 --> 01:33:20,623
[cheering]
1936
01:33:30,415 --> 01:33:32,873
[pop music playing]
1937
01:33:43,915 --> 01:33:47,581
♪I'm living my patience and my motivation
I put them on separate teams ♪
1938
01:33:47,665 --> 01:33:50,748
♪ Maybe I found someone I really need ♪
1939
01:33:50,831 --> 01:33:54,623
♪ Well, baby, you with it or not
Not important, 'cause what you do to me ♪
1940
01:33:54,706 --> 01:33:57,623
♪ You help me find my sense of urgency ♪
1941
01:33:58,873 --> 01:34:03,790
♪ And time flies, I wish I would've
Met with someone psychic ♪
1942
01:34:05,165 --> 01:34:10,998
♪ 'Cause my, my
It took some time for me to realize it ♪
1943
01:34:12,581 --> 01:34:15,915
♪ 'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
1944
01:34:15,998 --> 01:34:19,331
♪ Why take any longer?
The feeling's getting stronger ♪
1945
01:34:19,415 --> 01:34:25,873
♪ No, I can't wait
I can't wait anymore! ♪
1946
01:34:26,748 --> 01:34:29,956
♪ 'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
1947
01:34:30,040 --> 01:34:33,540
♪ I ain't Nostradamus
But the future is upon us ♪
1948
01:34:33,623 --> 01:34:40,206
♪ No, I can't wait
I can't wait anymore ♪
1949
01:34:40,290 --> 01:34:42,081
♪ Anymore, yeah ♪
1950
01:34:42,165 --> 01:34:44,040
♪ I know that you're hoping
That this is The Notebook ♪
1951
01:34:44,123 --> 01:34:45,956
♪ But baby as you will see ♪
1952
01:34:46,040 --> 01:34:48,998
♪ Mr. Gosling ain't got nothing on me ♪
1953
01:34:49,081 --> 01:34:51,123
♪ Like Noah and Allie
When Harry met Sally ♪
1954
01:34:51,206 --> 01:34:55,956
♪ We knew this had to be
The kind of love that lasts eternally ♪
1955
01:34:57,290 --> 01:35:02,290
♪ And I know that some will say
That it could end in heartache ♪
1956
01:35:03,540 --> 01:35:08,956
♪ But, my dear, you only fear
The chances that we don't take ♪
1957
01:35:10,831 --> 01:35:14,290
♪ 'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
1958
01:35:14,373 --> 01:35:17,623
♪ Why take any longer?
The feeling's getting stronger ♪
1959
01:35:17,706 --> 01:35:24,081
♪ No, I can't wait
I can't wait anymore! ♪
1960
01:35:24,915 --> 01:35:28,290
♪ 'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
1961
01:35:28,373 --> 01:35:31,790
♪ I ain't Nostradamus
But the future is upon us ♪
1962
01:35:31,873 --> 01:35:38,581
♪ No, I can't wait
I can't wait anymore! ♪
1963
01:35:38,665 --> 01:35:40,456
♪ Anymore, yeah ♪
1964
01:35:43,165 --> 01:35:46,498
♪ 'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
1965
01:35:46,581 --> 01:35:49,331
-♪ Don't let it pass, babe ♪
-♪ 'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
1966
01:35:49,415 --> 01:35:52,040
♪ 'Cause the future comes fast, yeah ♪
1967
01:35:53,373 --> 01:35:56,581
♪ 'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
1968
01:35:56,665 --> 01:36:00,165
♪ Why take any longer longer?
The feeling's getting stronger ♪
1969
01:36:00,248 --> 01:36:06,623
♪ No, I can't wait
I can't wait anymore ♪
1970
01:36:07,290 --> 01:36:10,748
♪ 'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
1971
01:36:10,831 --> 01:36:14,290
♪ I ain't Nostradamus
But the future is upon us ♪
1972
01:36:14,373 --> 01:36:20,748
♪ No, I can't wait
I can't wait anymore ♪
1973
01:36:20,831 --> 01:36:24,998
♪ Anymore, yeah
Today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
1974
01:36:25,623 --> 01:36:28,290
♪ Today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
1975
01:36:28,998 --> 01:36:32,581
-♪ Today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
-♪ Today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
1976
01:36:32,665 --> 01:36:35,456
♪ Today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
1977
01:36:36,081 --> 01:36:39,165
♪ Today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
1978
01:36:39,248 --> 01:36:43,040
♪Why take longer?
The feeling's getting stronger ♪
1979
01:36:43,123 --> 01:36:46,665
-♪ Today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
-♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1980
01:36:46,748 --> 01:36:49,873
♪ Today is yesterday's tomorrow ♪
1981
01:36:52,540 --> 01:36:54,540
[circus music playing]