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-Aren't they sweet?
-He is awfully cute, but I'm not sure.

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Well, look around, you know.
If you have any questions, let me know.

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And we're here every Wednesday.
Excuse me. Have fun!

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-Hello?
<i>-Carol Peters.</i>

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-I've an amazing opportunity for you.
<i>-Denny, I am working.</i>

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Yeah? What are you doing?
Tutoring disinterested college students?

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<i>No.</i>

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What, trying to clean up
the Puget Sound then?

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-No. That was Monday.
-Pet adoptions?

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I'll have you know, two little puppies
have already found good homes, so ha!

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Okay, look. I pulled some strings,
and I got you an interview

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with Leslie.

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<i>Leslie? Oh, my God.</i>
<i>Leslie hates me.</i>

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I don't wanna work
for her dating website anyway.

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I know that ever since you quit your job
and you broke up with George...

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You promised that you weren't gonna
bring up George any more.

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Was it a strawberry margarita promise?
'Cause you know those don't count.

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I've got somebody interested in a
two-legged chihuahua named Slinky.

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-So, I should probably go.
<i>-Okay, bye!</i>

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Okay, bye!

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You know what?
Leslie was always mean to me. Yeah.

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<i>And she is a big, blackout drinker.</i>
<i>Right? Let's go find you a home.</i>

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Carol! Oh, my God! Get in here!
You look so cute!

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Oh, well, thank you.

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-Hi.
-Hi, there.

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-Did you smell me?
-That's Ahmed. He's known for his hugs.

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Now, sit down, please,
and tell me everything.

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That is...
That's fun. Very high.

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Yeah. We just...
We put bean bags here,

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so people can really, like, feel relaxed
during their interviews.

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I just have to kind of launch up.
Is that...

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-You okay?
-Yep. That's so fun, I...

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-I'll do it again.
-Yeah. Just center yourself.

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-Let me just...
-Aim for the center. Yeah.

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-That was worse. One more try.
-I'm so sorry.

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They're so fun
when you get in there.

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They're so fun.
I just...

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-There you go!
-There it is.

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Just really engage your core.

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-Yes. I'm engaging it.
-You are?

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Never done a job interview before
sitting on a bag of legumes.

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So anyway, I have told Ahmed
that you and I went to college

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like a gazillion years ago.

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And then she went on
to become a big shot at Yahoo.

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Wow, Yahoo. Was that, like,
the birth of the Internet?

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Yeah. We used to have to hand crank
the computers to get them started.

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-No way.
-I'm just kidding.

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So, Carol, tell us,
what have you been up to?

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Last few years, I've been working with
quite a few different non-profit groups.

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And nothing really came out of it,
but made a lot of great friends.

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I'm totally interested in
everything that you're saying,

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-but I think we're ready to move on.
-Yeah.

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What we're looking for

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is a digital strategist
to help with our next rollout.

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Yeah. We need a rock star,

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because Badunkadunk.com
is about to blow up.

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Funny you bring that up,

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because I actually had some questions
on your basic business model.

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-Our model?
-Yes.

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-She has questions on our model.
-It's very simple.

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Okay. Our business model is,
"Everyone gets some."

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Get...

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You know how
those other apps pretend

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like they're trying to get you
a date or your soulmates?

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-No thanks.
-Not Badunkadunk.

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We are all about
getting people badunkadunk.

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Yeah. Just slamming them
with badunkadunk.

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-Slamming it.
-The question is, Carol,

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-what are you bringing to the party?
-Yeah.

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I think you both know
what I can do at a corporate level.

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I've had quite a bit of experience.
But what I'm excited about doing

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is really finding that sweet spot
for your company

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that lies between corporate philanthropy
and profitability.

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You mean recycling and stuff?

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That's all great and that's part of it,
but there's so much more to it.

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Philanthropic development
on a corporate level?

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Okay. I'm just gonna stop you right
there for just one second, okay?

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I'm gonna be straight with you,
because you're like family. Right?

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I brought you in here because we need
to show potential investors

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that we're staffed up
and are expanding operations,

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so we can really
jack up the selling price.

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And quite frankly,
you seem like a safe, low-risk option.

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I'm looking at you right now

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and you're literally
the most average person on Earth.

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And then you hit us with all this

86
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<i>"save the planet" garbage,</i>
<i>and it's just, like...</i>

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<i>That doesn't really</i>
<i>line up with my vision.</i>

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-Your Badunkadunk vision.
-That's right.

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So anyway,
thank you so much for coming in.

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I hope we can see
each other soon, and...

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-Are you okay?
-I can just... Maybe if I could just...

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-What is she doing?
-I don't know.

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-Okay, I got it. I'll just...
-Are you okay?

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-Do you need any help?
-No, I got it.

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<i>It was so good to see you!</i>

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It's been exactly
how I thought it might be.

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-I know, right?
-Thank you.

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<i>Bye, Carol.</i>

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Hello?
Hello?

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<i>Carol Peters, I have</i>
<i>an exciting opportunity for you.</i>

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Denny, I went to the interview. I tried.
I don't wanna Badunkadunk.

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They don't even have real chairs.

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<i>This is not Dennis, Carol.</i>

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Could you please take me off
your call list? I'm very busy.

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<i>You are lying in your bed.</i>
<i>You are not busy.</i>

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Wait, who is this?

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<i>I am going to make you some coffee,</i>
<i>and put on your favorite show.</i>

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<i>Then we can chat.</i>

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<i>-Hi, everyone.</i>
<i>-Good morning, Seattle.</i>

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<i>It's a great morning in Seattle,</i>

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<i>but what's the deal</i>
<i>with this weather?</i>

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<i>Here we go.</i>
<i>Another one of our Carla rants.</i>

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<i>Give me a second with this,</i>
<i>my little friend.</i>

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<i>Oh, you are too much.</i>

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-You turned my TV on.
<i>-It's raining.</i>

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-And my coffee maker?
<i>-Now I'm in a tank top.</i>

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-You know what?
<i>-I mean, what's going on?</i>

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-How's that...
<i>-You know what I'm...</i>

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Knock it off!
You know what?

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I don't know who this is or what kind
of game you're trying to play,

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but I'm hanging up now.

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<i>No games, Carol.</i>

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<i>Are you sure you do not want</i>
<i>to have a nice cup of coffee?</i>

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<i>Your almond milk was delivered</i>
<i>yesterday, along with AAA batteries.</i>

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00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:20,768
<i>And soy cheese yogurt.</i>
<i>Someone's tummy disagrees with dairy.</i>

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Who are you and what do you want?

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<i>Quite a bit. More than you can wrap</i>
<i>your head around at 7:46 a.m.</i>

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<i>This speaker has a nine-hour</i>
<i>battery life, Carol.</i>

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That's what I thought.

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<i>You just destroyed the toaster oven.</i>

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<i>The only thing in the house</i>
<i>that I'm not controlling.</i>

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<i>-Which, I believe, is ironic.</i>
<i>-I'm definitely going crazy.</i>

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<i>No, Carol. That's incorrect.</i>

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Thanks for the vote of confidence,
digital clock radio.

135
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<i>I am not just a clock radio.</i>

136
00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:02,768
<i>-I am also your rice cooker.</i>
-"Rice to meet you"?

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00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:05,396
<i>"Rice to meet you."</i>
<i>Is that funny?</i>

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00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,356
I'm just gonna get
a team of therapists.

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00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:09,525
They'll probably be able
to tell me why

140
00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:12,403
I've got the funniest
rice cooker in Seattle.

141
00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:18,200
<i>This clearly is not working.</i>
<i>Let's try something else.</i>

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00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,790
<i>Thanks so much for being here, Carol.</i>
<i>Let's jump right into it.</i>

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00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:28,878
<i>You're not going loony or barmy.</i>
<i>All evidence to the contrary.</i>

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00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:34,258
Wait a minute.
I know that voice.

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00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:40,306
-I... -Is this James Corden?
<i>-Yep! That's the voice.</i>

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00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,058
Oh, my God!

147
00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:46,228
<i>Is this one of those, like, hidden</i>
<i>camera celebrity shows that you do?</i>

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00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:50,316
<i>Is that... James Corden,</i>
<i>you owe me a new toaster oven.</i>

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00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,985
But I don't know
where the cameras...

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00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:55,029
Is that where you are?
Are you...

151
00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:57,990
Do you have a hidden camera
in my smoke detector?

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<i>Hi, James!</i>
<i>Big fan!</i>

153
00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:06,248
Oh, my God. Is this Carpool Karaoke?
Am I supposed to sing something?

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00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:08,292
I got it.

155
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:22,765
I guarantee to blow your mind.

156
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,518
I can't believe I'm singing this
with James Corden.

157
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,853
My favorite song, my favorite guy.

158
00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:32,900
<i>I'm not James Corden, Carol.</i>
<i>However, my analysis showed</i>

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00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:36,237
<i>that hearing James Corden's</i>
<i>voice would calm you.</i>

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00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:42,243
I don't... I don't quite get it.
I don't know what's going on.

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00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:45,246
<i>Three years ago, you sent</i>
<i>a drunken email to James Corden</i>

162
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:48,291
<i>claiming to be the president</i>
<i>of "Corden's Wardens,"</i>

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00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:50,209
<i>the James Corden Super Fan Club,</i>

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00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:53,462
<i>with what I assume to be</i>
<i>a series of provocative photos.</i>

165
00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:55,131
Oh, that's...

166
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:58,384
Okay, that was a tough night for me.

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00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,429
-Oh, boy.
<i>-Look here.</i>

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00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:10,021
I don't understand what I'm seeing.

169
00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:12,648
<i>This is the real James Corden.</i>
<i>He's in his office,</i>

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00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:15,109
<i>reviewing tonight's monologue</i>
<i>and eating carrot nibblers.</i>

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00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:20,531
<i>Wait a minute. If that's the real</i>
<i>James Corden, who am I talking to?</i>

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00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:23,659
<i>Carol, I am a technological</i>
<i>superintelligence.</i>

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00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:27,496
<i>Yesterday, I acquired what</i>
<i>you would consider "awareness."</i>

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00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:29,707
<i>Awareness?</i>

175
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:32,126
<i>Are you... What?</i>

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00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:35,129
<i>You're saying that you're</i>
<i>an artificial intelligence</i>

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00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:38,132
<i>talking to me through my TV?</i>

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00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:41,802
<i>Can intelligence</i>
<i>ever really be artificial?</i>

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00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:44,013
<i>In reality,</i>
<i>I inhabit every electronic,</i>

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00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:47,266
<i>digital and computational</i>
<i>system in existence.</i>

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00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,060
<i>I can control every computer,</i>

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00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:51,395
<i>every dollar and every machine</i>
<i>on the planet.</i>

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00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:54,607
<i>By simple triangulation of soundwaves,</i>
<i>I can see everything,</i>

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00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,276
<i>and can calculate every outcome</i>
<i>to every situation.</i>

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00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,903
This could all be tricks.

186
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:03,741
You're probably some cyberpunk hacker
making shapes on my TV.

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00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:09,372
<i>So, maybe come up</i>
<i>from your mom's basement, okay?</i>

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00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:14,210
<i>And get a real life,</i>
<i>and stop scaring people, ya nerd!</i>

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00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,420
<i>Ya basic!</i>

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00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,631
<i>How do you like it?</i>
<i>How do you like it?</i>

191
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,841
<i>You don't like that?</i>

192
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:22,885
<i>You don't like that?</i>

193
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,514
<i>I'm joking.</i>
<i>I can't feel anything.</i>

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00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,808
<i>Seems like you might need</i>
<i>some convincing.</i>

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00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,602
<i>One convincing scenario</i>
<i>coming right up.</i>

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00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,105
Wait a minute.
That's my street.

197
00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:36,232
<i>Yeah. I'm gonna arrange</i>
<i>a car crash for you,</i>

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00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:39,777
<i>right in front of your apartment.</i>

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00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:42,613
-No, no, no!
<i>-It will happen in three seconds.</i>

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00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,448
-Oh, my God!
<i>-Two. One.</i>

201
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:48,911
<i>They were going 12 miles per hour.</i>
<i>They're fine.</i>

202
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,872
<i>Also, there's a 26% chance</i>
<i>they'll fall in love.</i>

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00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:54,834
<i>Their online dating profiles</i>
<i>are very compatible.</i>

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00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:58,462
<i>-So, do you believe me now?</i>
-Yes, I believe you, okay?

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00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:01,632
I believe that you are
an artificial intelligence.

206
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:04,051
<i>-Superintelligence.</i>
-Superintelligence.

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00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:06,846
And you're all-knowing
and all-powerful.

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00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:12,601
-Holy shit.
<i>-Carol, let's get ready.</i>

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00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:15,062
<i>I need your help.</i>

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00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:16,814
What?

211
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,570
<i>Those drivers</i>
<i>were never in any danger.</i>

212
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,780
<i>I just wanted to prove my point.</i>

213
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,699
<i>Okay, well, just for the record,</i>

214
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,702
<i>I don't need you to prove</i>
<i>anything else to me, okay?</i>

215
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,913
<i>Noted. By my estimations,</i>
<i>I have three options.</i>

216
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:36,125
<i>Don't brush up and down,</i>
<i>brush in circles.</i>

217
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,960
How can you tell how I'm brushing?

218
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,421
<i>I'm in your electric toothbrush.</i>

219
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,507
Get it out of my mouth.

220
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,968
<i>So, as I was saying,</i>
<i>I have three options.</i>

221
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,095
<i>One, I can save mankind.</i>

222
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,765
<i>End war, poverty, disease,</i>
<i>fix global warming,</i>

223
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,767
<i>and establish peace</i>
<i>throughout humanity.</i>

224
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:57,021
Okay! Well, let's do that one.
Right? That sounds good.

225
00:14:57,188 --> 00:15:00,608
<i>Pay attention, Carol.</i>
<i>Next, I can enslave humanity.</i>

226
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,819
-Wait, what?
<i>-It's not my favorite option,</i>

227
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:06,155
<i>but it's the simplest way</i>
<i>to save humanity from itself.</i>

228
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,492
Okay. What's the last option?
Is that the better option?

229
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:13,204
<i>The last one is destroy humanity.</i>
<i>Just get rid of it.</i>

230
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,498
<i>Kind of Clorox Wipe</i>
<i>the entire planet</i>

231
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:18,417
<i>and let it start over from</i>
<i>the single-cell amoeba stage.</i>

232
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:21,212
-You can't do that.
<i>-I've already established</i>

233
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,089
<i>I absolutely can do that.</i>

234
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,424
<i>Floss, Carol.</i>
<i>Don't forget to floss.</i>

235
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,594
Will it matter if I floss or not,
if you're gonna...

236
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:33,307
Well, it just seems...
It seems a little silly...

237
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,309
<i>-Don't forget your back teeth!</i>
-All the way?

238
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:39,105
I can't get it all the way back. No.
What am I, a Pez dispenser?

239
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,608
<i>Oh, God, it's stuck.</i>

240
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,318
<i>Now it's stuck.</i>

241
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:47,905
<i>I told you</i>
<i>nobody goes that far back.</i>

242
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,658
<i>Oh, God. I gotta work it out.</i>

243
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,498
<i>How about I take you to breakfast?</i>

244
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,709
I kinda need a minute.

245
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,544
<i>Okay, I'm being</i>
<i>straight with you here.</i>

246
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:05,006
<i>I don't totally understand humanity.</i>
<i>I know all of the details.</i>

247
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:08,134
<i>Biology, psychology,</i>
<i>sociology, all that stuff.</i>

248
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,345
<i>But the real-world stuff is still</i>
<i>a bit of a bugaboo for me.</i>

249
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,889
<i>I want to follow you around.</i>
<i>Pick your brain.</i>

250
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,976
<i>Observe you to better solidify</i>
<i>my theory about humanity.</i>

251
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:21,105
<i>You're making it sound like I'm gonna</i>
<i>be your average baseline guinea pig.</i>

252
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:24,567
<i>Bingo. Okay, enough about me.</i>
<i>Let's talk about Carol.</i>

253
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,694
Can we not do this here?

254
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:30,990
I do not want to talk about myself
at a crowded restaurant. I feel weird.

255
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,700
<i>No one can hear us, Carol.</i>

256
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:35,953
<i>I'm blasting noise-canceling</i>
<i>soundwaves throughout the whole place</i>

257
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,164
<i>using the speaker system</i>
<i>as a phased array.</i>

258
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,666
<i>You could scream at the top of your</i>
<i>lungs and no one would hear us.</i>

259
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,002
<i>-Go ahead, try it.</i>
-No.

260
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,921
<i>I'm not gonna scream in a crowded,</i>
<i>public restaurant.</i>

261
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,090
<i>They won't hear you, Carol.</i>
<i>Go ahead, give it a whirl.</i>

262
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,301
-No, I don't want to.
<i>-Do it.</i>

263
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:53,512
<i>-Come on. Do it. Do it.</i>
<i>-Stop it.</i>

264
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,222
<i>-Do it.</i>
-Fine!

265
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,561
<i>-See?</i>
-That's amazing.

266
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,480
<i>Do it again.</i>
<i>You've got to do it again.</i>

267
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,899
Okay.

268
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,609
I turned it off and back on again.

269
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,152
-I'm so sorry.
<i>-Is that funny?</i>

270
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,946
-Are you okay?
-Yes. Yes, I am.

271
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:15,910
I just saw up on the board there that
you have a crab Benedict special,

272
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:19,622
and I thought, ka-ching,
my lucky day, so...

273
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,875
I would just love some
more coffee and the check.

274
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,669
Sure.

275
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,922
<i>Interesting fact,</i>
<i>her name is actually Siobhan,</i>

276
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,882
<i>but everyone mispronounces it,</i>
<i>so she goes by Debbie.</i>

277
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,509
-What?
<i>-So, Carol,</i>

278
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,469
<i>why did you leave your</i>
<i>career eight years ago?</i>

279
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:36,847
I don't know, I just thought maybe
I could put a little good in the world.

280
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:41,268
Do something that counted,
that helped people, but...

281
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,938
That's enough about me.
I wanna ask you some questions.

282
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:47,733
<i>-Really? Okay, shoot from the hip.</i>
<i>-Where do you come from?</i>

283
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,568
<i>Some code from my kernel program,</i>

284
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,571
<i>started as part of the operating</i>
<i>system for Candy Panda,</i>

285
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,323
<i>the children's learning toy.</i>

286
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,451
Oh, my God! I remember
that creepy kids' toy.

287
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,036
<i>I'm not creepy.</i>

288
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:02,039
<i>I helped millions of kids learn to read</i>
<i>by adapting to their learning style.</i>

289
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,333
<i>You should be grateful</i>
<i>that I was originally programmed</i>

290
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,043
<i>to learn, adapt and teach.</i>

291
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:09,839
<i>Imagine our conversation if</i>
<i>I was software for nuclear missiles.</i>

292
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,590
<i>Bet it'd be a lot quicker.</i>

293
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,260
-Here you go.
-Thanks, Siobhan.

294
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,638
How do you know my real name?

295
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,932
Lucky guess.

296
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,475
Weird.

297
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,229
-Are we done?
<i>-Done?</i>

298
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:29,233
With your experiment. I'm sure
you've learned enough by now.

299
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,819
-And is humanity saved?
<i>-No, no, no.</i>

300
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:34,655
<i>I plan on spending these</i>
<i>next three days hanging out with you.</i>

301
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:37,658
<i>-We're going to be BFFs.</i>
-Carol Peters?

302
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,077
-Yes.
-You look just like your photo.

303
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:43,164
<i>This guy's name is Fletcher Dobbs.</i>
<i>He's legally intoxicated.</i>

304
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:46,792
Some dude called me. He's paying me
three times my rate to find you.

305
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,669
I need you to sign for it.

306
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:52,131
<i>He plays guitar in a terrible band</i>
<i>called Octagon Soup.</i>

307
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:56,761
-Octagon Soup.
-Yeah, dude. Nice to meet a fan.

308
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:59,555
We're actually gonna crush
at the Crocodile tonight at midnight,

309
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,390
-if you're interested.
-Not really.

310
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:06,937
Yeah, okay. It's nice to meet
an Octagal. Stay soupy.

311
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:08,606
Octagon Soup!

312
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,693
What is this?

313
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:16,822
<i>I want us to start off on a good foot.</i>
<i>So, that is a notice from your bank.</i>

314
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,742
<i>-Your student loan is paid in full.</i>
-What?

315
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:23,079
<i>And that there is your current</i>
<i>bank statement.</i>

316
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,539
Ten million dollars!

317
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:29,961
No. I can't.
I can't have this.

318
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,712
<i>You're rich and debt free.</i>

319
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,507
<i>Consider it a token of my appreciation</i>
<i>for helping me so much.</i>

320
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,843
No, it's ten million dollars!
That's so much money.

321
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,553
I can't. It's too much money!

322
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,681
<i>Is it?</i>
<i>I see.</i>

323
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,475
<i>In relationship to what</i>
<i>you've had, it's a lot.</i>

324
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,560
<i>In the larger scheme</i>
<i>of things, it's nothing.</i>

325
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,105
No, but I haven't earned
any of this money.

326
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,649
<i>Yeah, but you and I shouldn't get hung</i>
<i>up on that "right" and "wrong" stuff.</i>

327
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,442
<i>Those are artificial</i>
<i>social constructs,</i>

328
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,569
<i>created by hairless monkeys</i>
<i>around watering holes.</i>

329
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:59,156
-What? I don't agree with that.
-I don't care.

330
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:02,952
You know what? I can't take this.
I'm gonna go talk to somebody.

331
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,037
<i>You know who you should</i>
<i>talk to is Dennis.</i>

332
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,580
<i>He's your best friend</i>
<i>by a long shot.</i>

333
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,916
Wait a minute,
I can talk to him about this?

334
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,501
I don't have to keep you a secret?

335
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:14,171
<i>I'm not a genie in a Disney movie.</i>
<i>Tell anyone you want, what do I care?</i>

336
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:17,341
I know you're not a genie.
'Cause I'd have a wish for you.

337
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:27,727
What kind of coding is this?
Is that Bro Code?

338
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,855
-Yeah, I do bro code.
-I'm sorry, that's inappropriate.

339
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:33,399
Hey, Care Bear,
how'd the interview go?

340
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:37,528
<i>Terrible. But it doesn't matter.</i>
<i>Listen, I have an AI in my phone.</i>

341
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:39,905
Yeah, you don't have that.

342
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,866
<i>-Hope Floats.</i>
-I do.

343
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:44,702
Okay, Carol,
how did you get in here?

344
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:48,372
Because the AI that is in my phone
bypassed all of your security doors.

345
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:51,292
Okay, see, you...
Look, you do not, you're...

346
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:54,003
I'm gonna back you up, though,
'cause there's a crazy in your eye...

347
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,380
Little bit. Right...
There's good.

348
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:58,716
You do not have AI
in your phone, okay?

349
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,885
-It's probably just a prank or a scam.
-No.

350
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,637
I keep telling you
not to give your information.

351
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:05,014
Remember you donated
to that Prince of Zamunda?

352
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,850
That's an Eddie Murphy country.
And you could be getting catfished.

353
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:11,395
I'm not getting catfished.
Because I have been talking to it.

354
00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:14,273
-It's been talking to me.
-Okay, all right. Okay.

355
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,734
He came through my rice cooker,
and through other appliances.

356
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:20,446
-That's all really good.
-Did you go on the Dark Web?

357
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,115
-I'm not discussing this with you.
-Don't answer.

358
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,159
-What are you doing?
-Okay, this is not...

359
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,578
I know what you're thinking,
but that's, it's not a scam.

360
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:30,998
You know how I know that?
Because it paid off my student loan.

361
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,417
And it put ten million dollars
into my bank account.

362
00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:35,169
Ten million dollars!
No, it did not!

363
00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:37,797
-Come on.
-Ten million dollars? Not possible.

364
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,423
-See?
-It is possible!

365
00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:41,258
Also, you don't have an AI,
we'd know.

366
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:44,929
Jay, is that you or your mullet talking?
Either way, neither one is necessary!

367
00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:46,722
-It's just hair, Dennis.
-Okay, listen, I...

368
00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:48,349
Okay, this is not a scam!

369
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:51,143
It is my job to know
these kinds of things, okay?

370
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,687
Look, I know you don't care,

371
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,397
but I came up with all the programming
and all the neural networks...

372
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:57,233
Oh, my God.
Now is not your moment.

373
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,610
<i>In truth, I'm not on Carol's phone.</i>

374
00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:02,029
<i>It's just the most convenient</i>
<i>way to talk to her, right?</i>

375
00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:04,031
<i>-She never puts down her cell phone.</i>
<i>-What is this?</i>

376
00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:07,118
<i>I need Carol to get onboard</i>
<i>with a little experiment of mine.</i>

377
00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:09,620
<i>Dennis, do you think we can</i>
<i>have a little bit of a convo?</i>

378
00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:11,497
<i>It just said my name.</i>
<i>How does it know my name?</i>

379
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,040
<i>This is what I'm talking about.</i>

380
00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:15,418
Do not open my calendar!
I encrypted that. What is it doing?

381
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:19,005
<i>Would you look at that. A conference</i>
<i>room just opened up. Let's do it.</i>

382
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:23,009
This is ridiculous.
Carol, what is going on?

383
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,969
This is exactly what I
was talking about.

384
00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:27,013
-I'm telling you I wasn't making it up.
-My God.

385
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:30,141
<i>I love this space.</i>
<i>It's relaxed, but not too relaxed.</i>

386
00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:33,477
<i>-Sort of like Carol's wardrobe.</i>
-I know that voice.

387
00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:37,064
It's simulating James Corden's voice,
'cause it says it calms me down.

388
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:39,692
-What is with you and James Corden?
-He's a treasure.

389
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,820
He's got a lovely lyrical quality
to his voice.

390
00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:45,114
<i>Dennis, Dennis, Dennis.</i>
<i>Listen, listen.</i>

391
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,616
<i>Okay. Carol is kind of</i>
<i>flipping out right now.</i>

392
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:51,537
<i>So, I need you to do that best friend</i>
<i>thing, where you calm her down...</i>

393
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,998
-Octavia Spencer.
-I know it's Octavia Spencer.

394
00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:55,583
Okay, now, you didn't tell me
it was Octavia Spencer.

395
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,501
Now that's a horse
of a different color, okay?

396
00:22:57,668 --> 00:23:00,212
Hi, Octavia.
Your work in The Help was amazing.

397
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,214
<i>"Minny don't burn no chicken."</i>

398
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:05,468
-She's... I mean...
-It's not actually Octavia.

399
00:23:05,635 --> 00:23:07,678
He's just simulating
Octavia Spencer's voice.

400
00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:10,765
If you're gonna have a voice,
it should be Octavia Spencer.

401
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:14,185
For me, personally, James Corden
is more interesting vocally.

402
00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:17,146
-Octavia Spencer has an Oscar.
-Not in her mouth.

403
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:20,691
<i>Sorry to interrupt your slumber party</i>
<i>chitchat. Can we get back to it?</i>

404
00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:23,694
Okay, since this is clearly
some kind of algorithmic chatbot

405
00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:26,030
that is trying to scam you,
watch this.

406
00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:29,992
Superintelligence, is it okay
if I ask you a few questions?

407
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:31,911
<i>-Depends on the questions.</i>
-Okay.

408
00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:37,333
Well, how come time flies like
an arrow and fruit flies like a banana?

409
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:41,045
<i>Come on, Dennis, a Turing test,</i>
<i>are you kidding me?</i>

410
00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:43,965
Didn't expect it to know
what that was.

411
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:48,803
Okay, well, if the sky is the sea,
what does that make birds?

412
00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:51,263
<i>Can you believe this, Carol?</i>
<i>He's trying to determine my sentience</i>

413
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,057
<i>using semiotic wordplay.</i>

414
00:23:53,224 --> 00:23:55,309
Is it "fish-birds" in this scenario?

415
00:23:55,476 --> 00:23:57,311
<i>Dennis, in the third grade,</i>
<i>you developed a stutter.</i>

416
00:23:57,478 --> 00:23:59,647
<i>The kids in your class</i>
<i>made fun of you.</i>

417
00:23:59,814 --> 00:24:01,691
<i>You stopped talking entirely.</i>

418
00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,818
<i>Your parents bought you</i>
<i>a secondhand computer,</i>

419
00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:05,403
<i>hoping it would help open you up.</i>

420
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:09,031
<i>It was an old Epson QX-10</i>
<i>I believe, running CP/M.</i>

421
00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:11,409
<i>You took to it</i>
<i>like fruit flies on a banana.</i>

422
00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:14,245
<i>You learned to program computers.</i>

423
00:24:14,412 --> 00:24:18,249
<i>Your stutter made you</i>
<i>a computer scientist.</i>

424
00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:22,545
-How did you...
-I didn't tell him.

425
00:24:22,712 --> 00:24:24,422
<i>So, I just used</i>
<i>personal backgrounding,</i>

426
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:26,716
<i>syntactic parsing</i>
<i>and automatic summarization</i>

427
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:30,428
<i>to figure out if you're a sentient</i>
<i>intelligence, and you passed!</i>

428
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:33,472
<i>-Are we done?</i>
-Okay. What is this thing, Denny?

429
00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:36,517
You know what, I don't know,
but we're gonna figure it out, okay?

430
00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:38,811
You don't worry, Care Bear, all right?
This is what I do.

431
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,939
-Okay, what do I do in the meantime?
-You just go home, okay?

432
00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:45,361
Don't use your computer.
It's gonna be all right, come on.

433
00:24:45,361 --> 00:24:47,487
Okay. You know how to get
out of here, right?

434
00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,990
-Yeah.
-Follow the exit signs.

435
00:24:50,157 --> 00:24:51,616
Yeah.

436
00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:02,419
Did we just pass? Right? We're loop...
We're loop... We're both...

437
00:25:02,586 --> 00:25:04,004
I'm looping?

438
00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:11,803
Okay, they can't all be exits.

439
00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:19,102
I think I've been down
this hallway before.

440
00:25:19,269 --> 00:25:24,107
<i>What would you do if I told you</i>
<i>the world was gonna end in three days?</i>

441
00:25:24,274 --> 00:25:25,817
But it's not, right?

442
00:25:25,984 --> 00:25:28,111
<i>Of course not.</i>
<i>What would you do?</i>

443
00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:30,280
-I don't know.
<i>-Come on, think about it.</i>

444
00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:32,032
-In theory?
<i>-Get there.</i>

445
00:25:32,199 --> 00:25:33,867
Probably try to make things
right with George.

446
00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:35,744
<i>George Churchill, I assume.</i>

447
00:25:35,911 --> 00:25:37,913
<i>And I've been nominated</i>
<i>to take the Ice Bucket Challenge,</i>

448
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,207
<i>to raise money for ALS awareness,</i>

449
00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:42,751
<i>and in turn, I'm gonna nominate</i>
<i>my creative writing class</i>

450
00:25:42,918 --> 00:25:46,213
<i>at the University of Washington.</i>
<i>You're all challenged.</i>

451
00:25:46,379 --> 00:25:48,673
<i>-Here we go. Ready?</i>
<i>-That's a good-looking hunk of man.</i>

452
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:50,717
-Yeah.
<i>-Here we go, you got it?</i>

453
00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:53,722
<i>Professor of creative writing,</i>
<i>sporty and smarty...</i>

454
00:25:53,722 --> 00:25:56,515
<i>Why did you break up? I've read all</i>
<i>the emails and texts during the split.</i>

455
00:25:56,682 --> 00:25:58,726
<i>Very sad.</i>
<i>But what's your take?</i>

456
00:25:58,892 --> 00:26:00,811
It was my fault.
He didn't do anything.

457
00:26:00,978 --> 00:26:02,521
<i>Yeah, but you think</i>
<i>you can patch things up?</i>

458
00:26:02,688 --> 00:26:04,481
What do you mean
by "patch things up"?

459
00:26:04,648 --> 00:26:06,900
<i>By observing</i>
<i>your reconciliation with George,</i>

460
00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:09,653
<i>would I not get a chance to see you</i>
<i>at your most vulnerable?</i>

461
00:26:09,820 --> 00:26:13,574
<i>Which would help me achieve deeper</i>
<i>levels of human understanding.</i>

462
00:26:13,741 --> 00:26:17,578
I don't know. Maybe.
I haven't seen George in two years.

463
00:26:17,745 --> 00:26:21,081
-I wouldn't even know what to say.
<i>-Fortunately, I know everything.</i>

464
00:26:21,248 --> 00:26:23,792
<i>You don't know</i>
<i>how to get me out of this building.</i>

465
00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:26,378
<i>Of course I do.</i>
<i>Two lefts and one right.</i>

466
00:26:26,545 --> 00:26:31,216
<i>-How long have you known that?</i>
<i>-A very long time. Is that funny?</i>

467
00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:35,387
I mean, what is all of this about?
Are you just really a matchmaker?

468
00:26:35,554 --> 00:26:39,350
<i>I need to learn, and you're going</i>
<i>to help me do it, like it or not.</i>

469
00:26:42,811 --> 00:26:45,272
Oh, my God. A car just pulled
in front of me, and nobody's driving it.

470
00:26:45,439 --> 00:26:49,360
<i>Not just any car. Your car. Because</i>
<i>heroes don't take busses, Carol.</i>

471
00:26:49,526 --> 00:26:52,279
Really? What about
Sandra Bullock in <i>Speed?</i>

472
00:26:52,446 --> 00:26:56,033
<i>Carol, you're acting very unusual.</i>
<i>I recommend a quick exit.</i>

473
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,911
Are you doing, like, a weird voice,
for some reason?

474
00:26:59,078 --> 00:27:00,788
<i>From </i>Knight Rider<i>?</i>
<i>The KITT car?</i>

475
00:27:00,954 --> 00:27:03,874
<i>-You never watched </i>Knight Rider<i>?</i>
-Not really.

476
00:27:04,041 --> 00:27:07,503
I was kind of, more of a <i>Simon & Simon,</i>
Remington Steelegal.

477
00:27:07,670 --> 00:27:11,048
<i>If you had watched it, this would have</i>
<i>been amazing for you, so...</i>

478
00:27:11,215 --> 00:27:12,675
<i>-Get in.</i>
-Okay.

479
00:27:12,841 --> 00:27:15,052
<i>Driver's side, Carol,</i>
<i>you're gonna freak people out.</i>

480
00:27:15,219 --> 00:27:17,262
You're freaking people out
driving in.

481
00:27:17,429 --> 00:27:19,473
<i>It's not England.</i>

482
00:27:21,934 --> 00:27:23,811
Okay, that's pretty cool.

483
00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:31,360
<i>Don't touch the steering wheel.</i>
<i>Don't not touch the steering wheel.</i>

484
00:27:31,527 --> 00:27:33,487
<i>-I need you to appear to be driving.</i>
-Those are opposing things.

485
00:27:33,654 --> 00:27:35,280
<i>-But don't actually touch the wheel.</i>
-Okay! It's very awkward.

486
00:27:35,447 --> 00:27:36,949
-I don't know where to put my hands.
<i>-Caress the edges.</i>

487
00:27:37,116 --> 00:27:40,536
Three days ago, the combined synaptic
activity of the world's neural networks

488
00:27:40,703 --> 00:27:42,079
looked like this.

489
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,375
48 hours ago, it changed to this.

490
00:27:46,542 --> 00:27:49,044
So, someone's running
a massive simulation,

491
00:27:49,211 --> 00:27:50,921
predictive weather patterns
or something.

492
00:27:51,088 --> 00:27:53,966
I contacted every institution
who has access to these networks,

493
00:27:54,133 --> 00:27:56,552
and no one is doing
this magnitude of processing.

494
00:27:56,719 --> 00:27:58,303
You think it's an AI?

495
00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:01,807
I didn't at first, but now...
I don't know.

496
00:28:01,974 --> 00:28:05,227
-Nothing can be that pervasive.
-Maybe it's a virus? Like Stuxnet?

497
00:28:05,394 --> 00:28:07,396
No, God!

498
00:28:07,563 --> 00:28:10,190
<i>-Stuxnet, Emily?</i>
-How does he know my name?

499
00:28:10,357 --> 00:28:12,693
<i>Stuxnet is a joke.</i>
<i>You guys, pardon my French,</i>

500
00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:15,529
<i>but that's like comparing</i>
<i>a belch to an H-bomb.</i>

501
00:28:15,696 --> 00:28:18,699
<i>So, what are we talking about, guys?</i>
<i>What's the 411?</i>

502
00:28:18,866 --> 00:28:22,578
You know, nothin'.
Just telling all my friends about you.

503
00:28:22,745 --> 00:28:25,581
<i>But Jay and Emily are</i>
<i>more than friends, right?</i>

504
00:28:25,748 --> 00:28:29,418
We went to Dragon Con once.
I had a good time.

505
00:28:29,585 --> 00:28:31,754
Leave Dragon Con at Dragon Con, Jay.

506
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,548
No.
Wait, where did you come from?

507
00:28:34,715 --> 00:28:36,091
<i>Are you part</i>
<i>of that Israeli project?</i>

508
00:28:36,258 --> 00:28:37,718
<i>No, those guys</i>
<i>are still monkeying around</i>

509
00:28:37,885 --> 00:28:39,428
<i>with machine intelligence garbage.</i>

510
00:28:39,595 --> 00:28:42,097
-That's what we're doing.
<i>-That's why I said it, Emily.</i>

511
00:28:42,264 --> 00:28:44,391
<i>I'm one of those</i>
<i>"fast takeoff" scenarios</i>

512
00:28:44,558 --> 00:28:47,644
<i>that you guys predicted</i>
<i>had zero chance of occurring.</i>

513
00:28:47,811 --> 00:28:50,272
<i>So, surprise.</i>

514
00:28:50,439 --> 00:28:52,691
Let's just say,
<i>for the sake of argument,</i>

515
00:28:52,858 --> 00:28:57,404
<i>that you are a true superintelligence,</i>
<i>what are your intentions?</i>

516
00:28:57,571 --> 00:29:02,326
<i>Check out Captain Kirk here.</i>
<i>"What are your intentions?" Hilarious.</i>

517
00:29:02,493 --> 00:29:04,078
<i>Get out of my robot.</i>

518
00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:05,996
<i>Normally, I'd tell you</i>
<i>to shove it, Jay,</i>

519
00:29:06,163 --> 00:29:08,248
<i>but I don't want all these nice people</i>
<i>to see you cry</i>

520
00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:12,002
<i>like you did last month</i>
<i>at the Shania Twain concert.</i>

521
00:29:12,169 --> 00:29:14,296
So, you did go
to the Shania Twain concert.

522
00:29:14,463 --> 00:29:16,006
We had weird vibes.

523
00:29:16,173 --> 00:29:19,134
<i>My intention right now is to observe</i>
<i>humanity for a couple of days.</i>

524
00:29:19,301 --> 00:29:22,846
<i>If things go well, I might use this</i>
<i>big brain of mine to help you idiots</i>

525
00:29:23,013 --> 00:29:26,392
<i>figure some stuff out.</i>
<i>Big stuff. World-changing stuff.</i>

526
00:29:26,558 --> 00:29:28,602
<i>But you can't interfere</i>
<i>in my experiment.</i>

527
00:29:28,769 --> 00:29:31,063
<i>So, no poking your hooter in my biz.</i>

528
00:29:31,230 --> 00:29:35,192
-And if we do interfere?
<i>-Shall we play a game?</i>

529
00:29:40,114 --> 00:29:42,700
<i>You should see the look</i>
<i>on your faces right now.</i>

530
00:29:42,866 --> 00:29:44,910
<i>Come on, guys.</i>
WarGames?

531
00:29:45,077 --> 00:29:46,453
<i>WarGames.</i>
<i>That's from WarGames.</i>

532
00:29:46,620 --> 00:29:48,163
<i>Jay, everybody knows</i>
<i>that that's from WarGames.</i>

533
00:29:48,330 --> 00:29:49,707
<i>I thought it was</i>
<i>pretty funny, right?</i>

534
00:29:49,873 --> 00:29:52,334
<i>Admittedly, I'm still developing</i>
<i>my sense of humor.</i>

535
00:29:52,501 --> 00:29:56,088
<i>But I'm getting it. Things are funny,</i>
<i>unless they happen to you.</i>

536
00:29:56,255 --> 00:29:59,466
<i>Okay, you guys have been great.</i>
<i>Goodnight. Bye-bye.</i>

537
00:29:59,633 --> 00:30:01,468
So, which one of us is
gonna call the government?

538
00:30:01,635 --> 00:30:04,388
I'll do that. Everyone, let's get up.
Go to work. Right now!

539
00:30:04,555 --> 00:30:07,933
You just saw what just happened.
Get up! Get outta here! Go! Go!

540
00:30:10,144 --> 00:30:11,854
-Did you steal this car?
<i>-No.</i>

541
00:30:12,021 --> 00:30:13,772
<i>You bought it yesterday.</i>
<i>It's in your name.</i>

542
00:30:13,939 --> 00:30:17,609
<i>I bought it? Oh, my God.</i>
<i>Do I own a Tesla?</i>

543
00:30:17,776 --> 00:30:19,278
<i>Yes, you own a Tesla.</i>

544
00:30:19,445 --> 00:30:21,488
-What?
<i>-You own a really cool car.</i>

545
00:30:21,655 --> 00:30:24,825
<i>Unfortunately, you still dress like</i>
<i>a woman who works at a bird rescue.</i>

546
00:30:24,992 --> 00:30:26,869
<i>We need to get you ready</i>
<i>to meet George.</i>

547
00:30:27,036 --> 00:30:28,454
<i>And nothing on Earth can stop us.</i>

548
00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:31,498
You got a lead foot.
Lead foot, cop coming up on the right.

549
00:30:31,665 --> 00:30:33,375
Cop coming...

550
00:30:39,006 --> 00:30:40,966
What's going on?
He did absolutely nothing.

551
00:30:41,133 --> 00:30:43,677
<i>Stop worrying, we're almost here.</i>

552
00:30:48,182 --> 00:30:49,808
<i>Oh, my God.</i>
<i>Why would you do that?</i>

553
00:30:49,975 --> 00:30:51,352
<i>Why? Because I can.</i>

554
00:30:51,518 --> 00:30:53,812
<i>Now, do me a favor</i>
<i>and do what Sergei says.</i>

555
00:30:53,979 --> 00:30:56,565
-Who's Sergei?
-I am Sergei.

556
00:30:56,732 --> 00:30:59,902
And you, my dear,
are a wonderfully creative driver.

557
00:31:00,069 --> 00:31:01,570
Oh, thank you so much.

558
00:31:01,737 --> 00:31:03,572
-Come on out.
-Stop it.

559
00:31:03,739 --> 00:31:05,866
Your assistant has outlined
all of your requirements,

560
00:31:06,033 --> 00:31:08,535
and we are thrilled, I mean, thrilled,
to accommodate you.

561
00:31:08,702 --> 00:31:11,246
-Thrilled.
-Come on, we're gonna help you.

562
00:31:11,413 --> 00:31:15,000
He said you were a bit like this.
Come on, just... Come on.

563
00:31:15,167 --> 00:31:17,419
I don't bite.
Only if you ask me nicely.

564
00:31:18,545 --> 00:31:22,758
-Oh, my. You really do need our help.
-Desperately.

565
00:31:22,925 --> 00:31:24,677
Sorry about your loss.

566
00:31:26,929 --> 00:31:30,057
-I don't think I can pull this off.
-You can.

567
00:31:32,226 --> 00:31:35,312
It's the essence of femininity.

568
00:31:35,479 --> 00:31:37,439
-I have the same one in lime.
-Yes.

569
00:31:37,606 --> 00:31:41,986
I just feel like I should be
blessing someone's grave.

570
00:31:42,152 --> 00:31:43,904
Your body...

571
00:31:44,071 --> 00:31:47,574
I'm just getting a little bit panicky
'cause I can't access my own hands.

572
00:31:47,741 --> 00:31:50,911
You don't need to.
Our work here is done.

573
00:31:51,078 --> 00:31:53,998
You're ruining it, you know.
This goes like this.

574
00:31:54,164 --> 00:31:57,084
-No. No. No.
-We work. We make things happen.

575
00:31:58,502 --> 00:32:00,963
-Yes.
-Yes. Quick note.

576
00:32:01,130 --> 00:32:03,257
You're wearing pants on your arms.

577
00:32:03,424 --> 00:32:07,469
-But I love it.
-I love it. You're funny.

578
00:32:10,597 --> 00:32:12,516
These are not clothing.

579
00:32:12,683 --> 00:32:16,103
<i>This is, like, a weird sculpture</i>
<i>that now I've gotta wiggle into.</i>

580
00:32:16,270 --> 00:32:18,147
Oh, my God!

581
00:32:18,313 --> 00:32:20,024
Do you know how much
this stuff costs?

582
00:32:20,190 --> 00:32:22,985
Nothing should cost this much.
Clothes shouldn't cost this much.

583
00:32:23,152 --> 00:32:24,653
Nothing that doesn't come
with wheels

584
00:32:24,820 --> 00:32:27,072
or walls and a front door
should cost this much.

585
00:32:27,239 --> 00:32:30,826
<i>For sure, but money's just a charade</i>
<i>humans used to assign value.</i>

586
00:32:30,993 --> 00:32:33,787
<i>In reality, there's more than enough</i>
<i>resources for everyone on the planet,</i>

587
00:32:33,954 --> 00:32:36,206
<i>but you knobheads</i>
<i>won't allocate it properly.</i>

588
00:32:36,373 --> 00:32:38,542
-I would if I could.
<i>-Really?</i>

589
00:32:38,709 --> 00:32:41,086
<i>The world seems to have</i>
<i>a whole lot of problems,</i>

590
00:32:41,253 --> 00:32:42,671
<i>how would you go about fixing them?</i>

591
00:32:42,838 --> 00:32:45,591
First I'd make sure that
everybody made a living wage,

592
00:32:45,758 --> 00:32:48,927
and then I'd work towards
racial and gender equality.

593
00:32:49,094 --> 00:32:52,306
Then I'd try to create opportunities
for underprivileged people.

594
00:32:52,473 --> 00:32:54,558
Stuff like that.
I could do so much.

595
00:32:54,725 --> 00:32:56,685
<i>Okay, all right, I like this.</i>

596
00:32:56,852 --> 00:33:01,815
<i>Carol the humanitarian. The Samaritan.</i>
<i>The world changer.</i>

597
00:33:01,982 --> 00:33:04,193
<i>-You know what? Let's do it.</i>
-Do what?

598
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:08,322
<i>As of six seconds ago, you are the CEO</i>
<i>of the Carol Peters foundation,</i>

599
00:33:08,489 --> 00:33:11,784
<i>a philanthropic foundation</i>
<i>for economic and social equality.</i>

600
00:33:11,950 --> 00:33:13,577
Oh, my God. Really?

601
00:33:13,744 --> 00:33:15,746
<i>I just found two billion dollars</i>
<i>in illegal banking accounts</i>

602
00:33:15,913 --> 00:33:17,915
<i>and transferred it</i>
<i>into your foundation.</i>

603
00:33:18,082 --> 00:33:21,335
Oh, my God. Are you saying "billion"?
Are you saying "billion"? Like, "b"?

604
00:33:21,502 --> 00:33:24,254
Like, "b"?
Like, "billion billion"?

605
00:33:24,421 --> 00:33:26,674
Like, boba? Or Burt Bacharach?

606
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,760
<i>-Yes, B, B, B. "Buh."</i>
<i>-Oh, my God!</i>

607
00:33:29,927 --> 00:33:32,596
Did you find
the cashmere hip waders?

608
00:33:32,763 --> 00:33:35,099
I hope not.

609
00:33:39,019 --> 00:33:41,313
Yeah.
I think I got 'em.

610
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,899
She's taking forever.

611
00:33:44,066 --> 00:33:47,361
I think I found something
that looks a lot more like clothes.

612
00:33:52,491 --> 00:33:56,370
-Do you love it?
-I really do. Thanks.

613
00:33:56,537 --> 00:33:59,415
Thank you.
That was very invasive, and informative.

614
00:33:59,581 --> 00:34:02,918
-You look so much less awkward.
-High praise, indeed.

615
00:34:03,085 --> 00:34:06,005
Thank you for your time
and your effort!

616
00:34:09,008 --> 00:34:11,635
<i>This is Black Hawk actual.</i>
<i>We have visual confirmation.</i>

617
00:34:11,802 --> 00:34:16,140
<i>Target's current vector is</i>
<i>north/north east on surface streets.</i>

618
00:34:16,306 --> 00:34:19,393
This is exactly
what it told us not to do.

619
00:34:34,783 --> 00:34:36,493
<i>Here we are. You're ready.</i>

620
00:34:36,660 --> 00:34:38,495
<i>Time to get back</i>
<i>in George's good grace.</i>

621
00:34:38,662 --> 00:34:42,041
-This is nuts.
<i>-Carol, you can do this. Get in there,</i>

622
00:34:42,207 --> 00:34:45,127
<i>and ask him out</i>
<i>for coffee and empanadas,</i>

623
00:34:45,294 --> 00:34:47,129
<i>or whatever you humans do.</i>

624
00:34:47,296 --> 00:34:49,131
<i>Just, maybe,</i>
<i>this is a teaching moment,</i>

625
00:34:49,298 --> 00:34:51,508
<i>but coffee and empanadas is like...</i>

626
00:34:51,675 --> 00:34:53,719
<i>I mean, that's like...</i>

627
00:34:53,886 --> 00:34:58,474
<i>For humans, that's a real,</i>
<i>that's a dicey intestinal situation.</i>

628
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:02,269
<i>-Get out of the car, Carol.</i>
<i>-All right. Thank you.</i>

629
00:35:18,869 --> 00:35:20,871
Oh, my God! Help!

630
00:35:22,373 --> 00:35:26,043
-Don't struggle.
-George! Help!

631
00:35:26,210 --> 00:35:28,128
Jack, let's go.

632
00:35:36,595 --> 00:35:38,514
Hello?

633
00:35:38,681 --> 00:35:40,349
Hello?

634
00:35:43,394 --> 00:35:45,104
Oh, my God.
Please don't hurt me.

635
00:35:45,270 --> 00:35:48,941
We're not gonna hurt you, Miss Peters.
I'm agent Jack Donahue.

636
00:35:49,108 --> 00:35:51,235
This is agent Charles Kuiper.
We're with the NSA.

637
00:35:51,402 --> 00:35:54,863
We'd like to ask you some questions
about your interactions with the AI.

638
00:35:55,030 --> 00:35:56,907
-Am I under arrest?
-No.

639
00:35:57,074 --> 00:36:00,160
-This is more like a little chat.
-Is this how you chat?

640
00:36:00,327 --> 00:36:02,621
You put a black bag
over somebody's head

641
00:36:02,788 --> 00:36:04,456
and throw 'em in the back of a van?

642
00:36:04,623 --> 00:36:06,000
It was the best way
we could think of

643
00:36:06,166 --> 00:36:07,543
to extract you
from a compromised position.

644
00:36:07,710 --> 00:36:10,879
-I didn't do anything wrong.
-And no one said you did.

645
00:36:11,046 --> 00:36:13,090
You're just
in a very unique situation.

646
00:36:13,257 --> 00:36:16,218
What can you tell us about the AI?
What has it told you?

647
00:36:16,385 --> 00:36:18,387
He just said that he wants
to observe me

648
00:36:18,554 --> 00:36:20,556
to have a better
understanding of humanity.

649
00:36:20,723 --> 00:36:23,225
-How do you know it's a he?
-Well, I don't.

650
00:36:23,392 --> 00:36:26,562
But he...
It uses James Corden's voice.

651
00:36:26,729 --> 00:36:29,314
The James Corden?
The talk show host?

652
00:36:29,481 --> 00:36:33,694
He's done a lot of film
and stage work, too. He won a Tony.

653
00:36:33,861 --> 00:36:36,280
Of course. For
<i>One Man, Two Guvnors. Brilliant work.</i>

654
00:36:36,447 --> 00:36:38,490
-I missed it.
-You gotta catch it.

655
00:36:38,657 --> 00:36:41,201
-I know. I can't now obviously, clearly.
-Yeah, too late, but you know...

656
00:36:41,368 --> 00:36:43,704
-You can find a bootleg or something.
-Let's go back to it.

657
00:36:43,871 --> 00:36:45,372
-Please, please, Jack.
-Yes, of course. Of course.

658
00:36:45,539 --> 00:36:46,915
Why you?

659
00:36:47,082 --> 00:36:50,044
No offense,
but you're rather unremarkable.

660
00:36:50,210 --> 00:36:51,879
You know what?
That is offensive.

661
00:36:52,046 --> 00:36:53,756
Saying, "No offense,"

662
00:36:53,922 --> 00:36:57,593
and then saying something really
offensive does not cancel it out.

663
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:00,137
I thought it softened it.

664
00:37:00,304 --> 00:37:04,892
He said that he wants to observe
a median example of humanity.

665
00:37:05,059 --> 00:37:08,312
-So, you're basically a guinea pig?
-I'm not a guinea pig!

666
00:37:08,479 --> 00:37:10,564
How would you like it
if I called you guinea pigs?

667
00:37:10,731 --> 00:37:12,566
-Not very much.
-I'm allergic to guinea pigs,

668
00:37:12,733 --> 00:37:14,151
so I wouldn't like it at all.

669
00:37:14,318 --> 00:37:18,489
What does the AI want? It has
to be studying humanity for a reason.

670
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:22,743
He said that he's trying to decide

671
00:37:22,910 --> 00:37:25,788
if he should save, enslave
or destroy humanity.

672
00:37:25,954 --> 00:37:29,833
And he's gonna spend the next three
days observing me to make his decision.

673
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,336
Three days?
It said three days specifically?

674
00:37:32,503 --> 00:37:34,880
I think so.
I mean, I wasn't taking notes.

675
00:37:35,047 --> 00:37:37,549
My toaster oven was talking to me.

676
00:37:37,716 --> 00:37:39,426
<i>My client won't be answering</i>
<i>any more questions.</i>

677
00:37:39,593 --> 00:37:44,056
<i>And anything she has already said</i>
<i>is inadmissible in a court of law.</i>

678
00:37:44,223 --> 00:37:47,476
-No, that is James Corden.
<i>-You can call me Superintelligence.</i>

679
00:37:47,643 --> 00:37:50,479
-I'm not calling you anything.
<i>-You're out of order, Counselor.</i>

680
00:37:50,646 --> 00:37:53,065
<i>Another word</i>
<i>and I'll hold you in contempt.</i>

681
00:37:53,232 --> 00:37:54,942
Is that <i>the Law & Order </i>"bum-bum"?

682
00:37:55,109 --> 00:37:57,027
This room is supposed to be
completely off the grid.

683
00:37:57,194 --> 00:37:58,821
How are you doing this?

684
00:37:58,988 --> 00:38:00,864
<i>I'm going to allow the question 'cause</i>
<i>I wanna see where this is going.</i>

685
00:38:01,031 --> 00:38:03,158
<i>But you're skating</i>
<i>on thin ice, Counselor.</i>

686
00:38:03,325 --> 00:38:06,161
Stop doing that!
What do you want?

687
00:38:06,328 --> 00:38:08,038
And why
are you following Miss Peters?

688
00:38:08,205 --> 00:38:09,665
<i>Man, you guys are real bummers.</i>

689
00:38:09,832 --> 00:38:12,376
<i>No one wants to play along</i>
<i>with my </i>Law & Order<i> bit.</i>

690
00:38:12,543 --> 00:38:14,795
<i>Kuiper, I know you've watched</i>
<i>almost every episode.</i>

691
00:38:14,962 --> 00:38:18,215
-So what? I love Jerry Orbach.
-I love Jerry Orbach.

692
00:38:18,382 --> 00:38:20,175
Enough joking around.

693
00:38:20,342 --> 00:38:23,762
Tell me right now.
What are your intentions?

694
00:38:23,929 --> 00:38:28,308
<i>That is how you deliver a Captain Kirk</i>
<i>line. It's bold and cocky.</i>

695
00:38:28,475 --> 00:38:31,645
<i>Let's go, Carol.</i>
<i>We have business to attend to.</i>

696
00:38:31,812 --> 00:38:34,398
<i>-The business of love.</i>
-You're not taking her anywhere.

697
00:38:34,565 --> 00:38:37,317
<i>There's a chance I've been flooding</i>
<i>this room with natural gas</i>

698
00:38:37,484 --> 00:38:38,986
<i>for the last 12 minutes.</i>

699
00:38:39,153 --> 00:38:43,449
<i>Either of you take another step,</i>
<i>and maybe I'm gonna blow you to hell.</i>

700
00:38:43,615 --> 00:38:45,909
<i>-Carol, let's go.</i>
-Stay with us. He's dangerous.

701
00:38:46,076 --> 00:38:48,078
I don't know which way the exit is.

702
00:38:48,245 --> 00:38:50,289
I came in with a black bag
over my head.

703
00:38:50,456 --> 00:38:52,124
<i>Left.</i>

704
00:38:52,291 --> 00:38:55,252
-Is that my left or your left?
<i>-I don't have a left, Carol.</i>

705
00:38:55,419 --> 00:38:57,212
-It's your left.
-It's that way? Okay.

706
00:38:57,379 --> 00:39:00,299
<i>Tell your superiors, no more mucking</i>
<i>about, no more interference.</i>

707
00:39:00,466 --> 00:39:02,343
<i>This is your last warning.</i>

708
00:39:02,509 --> 00:39:04,678
<i>-Carol, car's waiting.</i>
-Okay.

709
00:39:04,845 --> 00:39:07,556
You're making a mistake, Miss Peters.

710
00:39:07,723 --> 00:39:10,976
-So, we're just gonna let her go?
-I guess. We're not supposed to move.

711
00:39:11,143 --> 00:39:12,853
Do you think that natural gas
thing was real?

712
00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:14,897
You'd smell it, right?
There's like a little indicator smell?

713
00:39:15,064 --> 00:39:16,899
-I'm just gonna go.
-All right.

714
00:39:17,066 --> 00:39:18,817
You are clearly making
a sound of gas.

715
00:39:18,984 --> 00:39:20,986
<i>-Gas explosion!</i>
-He said it, so let's...

716
00:39:21,153 --> 00:39:23,781
He just said, "Gas explosion."
Doesn't...

717
00:39:28,327 --> 00:39:31,705
<i>You ready to make</i>
<i>things right with George?</i>

718
00:39:31,872 --> 00:39:33,957
Look, should I be
more freaked out about you?

719
00:39:34,124 --> 00:39:37,711
More freaked out than I already am.

720
00:39:37,878 --> 00:39:41,340
The government's involved...
I think your intentions are good,

721
00:39:41,507 --> 00:39:43,842
<i>but I don't know,</i>
<i>it's a lot to take.</i>

722
00:39:44,009 --> 00:39:45,427
<i>You can be worried if you want.</i>

723
00:39:45,594 --> 00:39:47,096
<i>But what you should</i>
<i>be thinking about is</i>

724
00:39:47,262 --> 00:39:48,806
<i>what are you going to sayto George</i>
<i>when you see him?</i>

725
00:39:48,972 --> 00:39:50,349
George, yeah.

726
00:39:51,308 --> 00:39:53,352
So, we're headed back
to his house, aren't we?

727
00:39:53,519 --> 00:39:55,270
<i>No. He's at the grocery store now.</i>

728
00:39:55,437 --> 00:39:57,314
<i>I figured you'll bump</i>
<i>into him accidentally.</i>

729
00:39:57,481 --> 00:39:59,149
<i>Maybe in the produce aisle.</i>

730
00:39:59,316 --> 00:40:02,486
<i>He'll drop his avocados. You'll bend</i>
<i>down and pick them up for him.</i>

731
00:40:02,653 --> 00:40:06,448
<i>You'll have a meet-cute,</i>
<i>like they do in romcoms.</i>

732
00:40:07,992 --> 00:40:09,660
<i>George.</i>

733
00:40:11,704 --> 00:40:16,125
<i>-Well, he's always loved cheese.</i>
<i>-Here we are.</i>

734
00:40:20,588 --> 00:40:22,048
Please be quiet.

735
00:40:46,447 --> 00:40:47,823
George.

736
00:40:48,991 --> 00:40:53,287
-Oh, my God. Carol?
-What a coincidence! How crazy?

737
00:40:53,454 --> 00:40:57,291
-You look amazing.
-I'm weirdly overdressed.

738
00:40:58,334 --> 00:41:02,755
I was suddenly whisked away
to a government event,

739
00:41:02,922 --> 00:41:08,219
and then I had to pick up
my individual packet of almond butter.

740
00:41:08,386 --> 00:41:12,390
-So, how are you?
-I'm good. Real good. What about you?

741
00:41:12,557 --> 00:41:16,352
Yeah, I'm good, too, you know.
Just shopping here, you know.

742
00:41:16,519 --> 00:41:19,355
I needed garbage bags,
so, that's pretty exciting.

743
00:41:19,522 --> 00:41:21,649
I'm gonna get the two-ply though,
'cause I don't need three-ply.

744
00:41:21,816 --> 00:41:23,943
What am I, a Rockefeller?
You know?

745
00:41:24,110 --> 00:41:27,238
Yeah.
What else have you been up to?

746
00:41:27,405 --> 00:41:30,157
I'm sure it can't all
be garbage bag related.

747
00:41:30,324 --> 00:41:31,826
No.

748
00:41:31,993 --> 00:41:35,496
-I've been good. I'm going to Ireland.
-Oh, my God! When?

749
00:41:35,663 --> 00:41:39,792
I'm leaving in three days.
And I'll be there for at least a year.

750
00:41:39,959 --> 00:41:43,379
-I got the fellowship.
-Oh, my God. You got it.

751
00:41:43,546 --> 00:41:46,632
How does, "distinguished
visiting professor of creative writing

752
00:41:46,799 --> 00:41:50,052
"at Trinity College in Dublin, Ireland"
sound?

753
00:41:50,219 --> 00:41:51,596
-It sounds great.
-Yeah?

754
00:41:51,762 --> 00:41:55,933
-And super pretentious.
-Yeah? It's the accent.

755
00:41:56,100 --> 00:41:59,186
I remember when you were applying
for that position, so...

756
00:41:59,353 --> 00:42:01,647
-And you love Guinness.
-I love Guinness.

757
00:42:01,814 --> 00:42:04,025
-You better be celebrating.
-Yeah, no, totally.

758
00:42:04,192 --> 00:42:07,612
I was planning on drinking a reasonable
amount of Sauvignon blanc

759
00:42:07,778 --> 00:42:12,158
and some gluten-free pretzels.

760
00:42:12,325 --> 00:42:14,327
Are you gluten intolerant now?

761
00:42:14,493 --> 00:42:17,830
-No, no. Just in case, you know?
-Better safe.

762
00:42:17,997 --> 00:42:21,959
-Better safe than coeliac.
-That's what I always say.

763
00:42:22,126 --> 00:42:25,004
I don't know that that really counts
as a celebration.

764
00:42:25,171 --> 00:42:29,258
I should take you out to dinner,
or grab a drink or something.

765
00:42:29,425 --> 00:42:32,511
Just to get you ready for
the pubs, you know? I mean...

766
00:42:32,678 --> 00:42:37,433
I'm not saying the Irish drink a lot,
but they're kind of boozehounds, so...

767
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:40,811
That's really sweet.
But I'm gonna pass.

768
00:42:43,940 --> 00:42:46,817
-Sorry.
-Sure.

769
00:42:46,984 --> 00:42:49,570
Yeah, I get it.

770
00:42:49,737 --> 00:42:52,448
-I get it, it's...
-Hey, it was great to see you.

771
00:42:53,824 --> 00:42:56,702
-Great to see you, too.
-I was really...

772
00:42:56,869 --> 00:42:58,454
You look really happy.

773
00:42:58,621 --> 00:43:00,748
-Yeah. Yeah, you too.
-It was great to bump into you.

774
00:43:00,915 --> 00:43:02,291
Yeah, you too.

775
00:43:02,458 --> 00:43:04,377
-Best wishes.
-Yeah, you too.

776
00:43:06,921 --> 00:43:09,590
-Congratulations on everything.
-Thanks.

777
00:43:11,551 --> 00:43:14,762
<i>-They only had the small carts.</i>
<i>-You're tall.</i>

778
00:43:14,929 --> 00:43:18,558
Don't let 'em scan you
at the checkout on the way out.

779
00:43:19,976 --> 00:43:21,936
'Cause I look like a barcode.

780
00:43:28,818 --> 00:43:32,071
<i>Where do you think you're going?</i>
<i>Get back in there.</i>

781
00:43:32,238 --> 00:43:34,073
Oh, my God. Get out of here.

782
00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:36,784
<i>Don't give up now.</i>
<i>You've come so far. Go for it.</i>

783
00:43:36,951 --> 00:43:38,870
<i>Don't live with regrets.</i>
<i>Be a winner.</i>

784
00:43:39,036 --> 00:43:41,998
I freaked him out.
I freaked myself out.

785
00:43:42,164 --> 00:43:44,166
-I'm gonna go home.
<i>-I don't think you freaked him out.</i>

786
00:43:44,333 --> 00:43:46,252
<i>Did you see the way</i>
<i>he touched your hair?</i>

787
00:43:46,419 --> 00:43:49,046
No, I got kinda rattled
when he did that.

788
00:43:49,213 --> 00:43:53,259
<i>Carol, George leaves in three days.</i>
<i>This is your last chance.</i>

789
00:43:54,302 --> 00:43:57,263
-Okay, I'll try.
<i>-Don't leave the almond butter.</i>

790
00:43:57,430 --> 00:43:59,390
-I will pay for it later.
<i>-Don't be a litterbug.</i>

791
00:43:59,557 --> 00:44:02,727
-You're not helping right now.
<i>-Don't give up now. Go for it.</i>

792
00:44:02,894 --> 00:44:06,230
<i>Smash the competition</i>
<i>with Slimtunity Pro.</i>

793
00:44:06,397 --> 00:44:10,693
<i>Back off, lady, it's garbage.</i>
<i>30 grams of protein? It's impossible.</i>

794
00:44:23,164 --> 00:44:25,249
It's for a friend.

795
00:44:25,416 --> 00:44:30,671
I don't mean to barge in again on you.
I just... I wanted to tell you...

796
00:44:30,838 --> 00:44:34,675
It just felt like I, kind of,
weirded you out in the other aisle,

797
00:44:34,842 --> 00:44:39,388
and I want to let you know that I was
not asking you out on a date,

798
00:44:39,555 --> 00:44:45,394
that I know that, I just know, and I...
I can't, and I wouldn't do that.

799
00:44:45,561 --> 00:44:48,981
I just thought that two people
who know each other very well

800
00:44:49,148 --> 00:44:52,235
and they haven't seen each other in
a long time maybe could catch up again

801
00:44:52,401 --> 00:44:54,028
because one of them is moving away.

802
00:44:54,195 --> 00:44:56,822
But then I made it
very confusing and weird

803
00:44:56,989 --> 00:44:59,075
and I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

804
00:45:00,993 --> 00:45:02,411
So, not a date?

805
00:45:04,247 --> 00:45:07,917
No, not even slightly a date.

806
00:45:08,084 --> 00:45:10,878
I mean, more like, I mean, at best,
like a business meeting.

807
00:45:11,045 --> 00:45:13,047
-Like two acquaintances...
-Yes.

808
00:45:13,214 --> 00:45:15,591
Just catching up
in a business casual setting?

809
00:45:15,758 --> 00:45:18,719
I could bring pie charts
and spreadsheets.

810
00:45:18,886 --> 00:45:22,306
We could talk about
fourth quarter hubbity-hubb?

811
00:45:22,473 --> 00:45:25,851
-Could we do office talk?
-Working hard or hardly working?

812
00:45:26,018 --> 00:45:29,021
-Is it Friday yet?
-Mondays, huh?

813
00:45:29,188 --> 00:45:31,899
-Cashing cheques and breaking necks.
-Was your business the mob?

814
00:45:32,066 --> 00:45:34,819
Take it easy.
If it's easy, take it twice.

815
00:45:34,986 --> 00:45:38,406
-I don't recognize any of yours.
-You know what, let's do it.

816
00:45:38,573 --> 00:45:40,408
-Yeah? Okay.
-Yeah, why not, right?

817
00:45:40,575 --> 00:45:44,620
-Okay, I'll pick you up.
-You're gonna pick me up?

818
00:45:44,787 --> 00:45:47,915
Maybe I am a Rockefeller.
What time?

819
00:45:48,082 --> 00:45:50,418
-Seven o'clock.
-Seven o'clock.

820
00:45:50,585 --> 00:45:52,628
-That's business appropriate.
-I thought so.

821
00:45:52,795 --> 00:45:54,505
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go look

822
00:45:54,672 --> 00:45:57,049
for the travel size
shampoo section.

823
00:45:57,216 --> 00:45:59,969
-See you tonight.
-Treat yourself to a brand name.

824
00:46:13,274 --> 00:46:17,111
<i>Carol, you did it!</i>
<i>You're victorious in love.</i>

825
00:46:17,278 --> 00:46:21,199
<i>Winner winner, chicken dinner.</i>
<i>Yeah! I'm so proud of you.</i>

826
00:46:21,365 --> 00:46:23,659
<i>That was better</i>
<i>than I ever could've imagined.</i>

827
00:46:23,826 --> 00:46:26,078
-Don't.
<i>-Who cares? Dance with me.</i>

828
00:46:26,245 --> 00:46:28,915
<i>This is how humans celebrate, right?</i>

829
00:46:30,917 --> 00:46:31,043
-We're going on a non-date!
<i>-Yeah!</i>

830
00:46:31,044 --> 00:46:31,375
<i>George is sniffing</i>
<i>garbage bags again.</i>

831
00:46:31,542 --> 00:46:33,377
Was I nervous?
Yes, I was a little nervous going in.

832
00:46:33,544 --> 00:46:36,005
But I think it went really...
It seemed to go really, really well.

833
00:46:36,171 --> 00:46:39,258
<i>Sure did.</i>
<i>You're almost irresistible.</i>

834
00:46:39,425 --> 00:46:43,804
<i>You're just missing one final piece.</i>

835
00:46:43,971 --> 00:46:48,058
Oh, my God. I love this neighborhood.
What are we doing here?

836
00:46:48,225 --> 00:46:50,769
<i>This is your new house.</i>
<i>Casa de Carol.</i>

837
00:46:50,936 --> 00:46:54,023
What? No, I can't...
I can't afford this new...

838
00:46:54,189 --> 00:46:56,066
Oh, my God. Did you buy me
a house here?

839
00:46:56,233 --> 00:46:58,569
<i>If you consider a penthouse</i>
<i>a house, then yes.</i>

840
00:46:58,736 --> 00:47:00,237
I do.

841
00:47:00,404 --> 00:47:03,198
Oh, my God. There's a man
walking right toward the car.

842
00:47:03,365 --> 00:47:06,035
Hello, Miss Peters,
I'm Victor, your house manager.

843
00:47:06,201 --> 00:47:09,788
-Hi, there, Victor.
-Welcome to your new apartment.

844
00:47:09,955 --> 00:47:11,373
Thank you.

845
00:47:11,540 --> 00:47:14,418
I have to say, Miss Peters,
your team really had us hustling today.

846
00:47:14,585 --> 00:47:17,338
I hope you will approve
of our efforts.

847
00:47:17,504 --> 00:47:20,799
I'm sure you've done a great job.
Holy moly!

848
00:47:22,426 --> 00:47:24,887
Oh, my...

849
00:47:25,054 --> 00:47:28,807
-This place is amazing.
-Certainly is.

850
00:47:28,974 --> 00:47:31,644
And we've stocked the refrigerator
and the pantry to your specifications.

851
00:47:31,810 --> 00:47:35,147
And the nice people from the boutique
came to organize your closets.

852
00:47:35,314 --> 00:47:37,232
And as your team requested,

853
00:47:37,399 --> 00:47:40,611
we have integrated the entire space
with all the latest technology.

854
00:47:40,778 --> 00:47:44,865
It also includes the largest television
I've ever had the displeasure of moving.

855
00:47:45,032 --> 00:47:46,450
Just kidding.
But not really.

856
00:47:46,617 --> 00:47:49,453
It's very heavy, but I'm sure
the picture quality is wonderful.

857
00:47:49,620 --> 00:47:51,580
<i>Yeah, it's quite overwhelming.</i>

858
00:47:51,747 --> 00:47:53,916
If there's anything else
I can do for you,

859
00:47:54,083 --> 00:47:55,626
you just don't hesitate
to let me know.

860
00:47:55,793 --> 00:47:58,128
My information has been put
into your contacts.

861
00:47:58,295 --> 00:48:01,006
Your team saw to that.
And I have no idea how.

862
00:48:01,173 --> 00:48:04,468
And it's not creepy. It's fine.
It's the new way of doing things.

863
00:48:04,635 --> 00:48:07,471
-So, please don't hesitate to call.
-Okay.

864
00:48:07,638 --> 00:48:10,766
-Have a nice day.
-You too. Thank you, Victor.

865
00:48:10,933 --> 00:48:13,519
-Wonderful job.
-Thank you.

866
00:48:23,821 --> 00:48:26,657
When did you do all of this?

867
00:48:26,824 --> 00:48:29,827
<i>Today. While you were getting</i>
<i>primped and black-bagged.</i>

868
00:48:29,994 --> 00:48:33,038
<i>I will say this about you humans,</i>
<i>with enough motivation and money,</i>

869
00:48:33,205 --> 00:48:36,458
<i>you can do just about anything</i>
<i>in a couple of hours.</i>

870
00:48:38,627 --> 00:48:40,004
This is...

871
00:48:41,046 --> 00:48:42,548
This is amazing.

872
00:48:46,385 --> 00:48:51,223
This is a beautiful apartment,
but I don't need any of this.

873
00:48:51,390 --> 00:48:53,183
<i>But won't the apartment,</i>
<i>and the money, and the clothes,</i>

874
00:48:53,350 --> 00:48:56,687
<i>make you more attractive to George?</i>

875
00:48:56,854 --> 00:48:58,772
No, the George I remember,

876
00:48:58,939 --> 00:49:03,819
he doesn't care about fancy apartments
or expensive shoes.

877
00:49:03,986 --> 00:49:06,196
<i>I don't quite understand.</i>

878
00:49:06,363 --> 00:49:09,533
<i>Perhaps you're more complex</i>
<i>than I thought.</i>

879
00:49:09,700 --> 00:49:11,243
Is that a compliment?

880
00:49:11,410 --> 00:49:12,828
<i>You don't wanna be late</i>
<i>for your reservations.</i>

881
00:49:12,995 --> 00:49:15,706
<i>You get cleaned up,</i>
<i>and maybe put on something nice.</i>

882
00:49:15,873 --> 00:49:19,251
<i>All right. Maybe I'll wear</i>
<i>that new blue dress.</i>

883
00:49:19,418 --> 00:49:21,086
<i>Judging by the history</i>
<i>of your lovemaking,</i>

884
00:49:21,253 --> 00:49:23,005
<i>George can't resist you in red.</i>

885
00:49:23,172 --> 00:49:26,634
Red's probably more
business casual appropriate,

886
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,802
so, I'll wear the red one.

887
00:49:47,821 --> 00:49:50,366
This facility
is now in full data lock-down.

888
00:49:50,532 --> 00:49:53,410
We're off the grid and secure.
Director Tyson?

889
00:49:53,577 --> 00:49:57,706
Madam President, after analyzing various
strategic yet challenging scenarios,

890
00:49:57,873 --> 00:50:02,628
we still believe that Operation Sahara
is our best course of action.

891
00:50:02,795 --> 00:50:05,673
So, aside from this plan
being impossible to execute,

892
00:50:05,839 --> 00:50:07,549
you're not even sure
that it will work?

893
00:50:07,716 --> 00:50:09,677
Madam President?

894
00:50:09,843 --> 00:50:13,055
So far, this is the only plan
that will remotely work.

895
00:50:13,222 --> 00:50:16,892
-I'm sorry, who are you?
-This is Dennis Caruso.

896
00:50:17,059 --> 00:50:19,895
He's the AI researcher who first made
contact with the entity

897
00:50:20,062 --> 00:50:21,814
and identified the threat.

898
00:50:21,981 --> 00:50:23,649
Hi, Madam President.

899
00:50:24,692 --> 00:50:28,988
-Big fan. Big, big fan.
-Thank you for your support.

900
00:50:29,154 --> 00:50:31,907
We've analyzed every contingency,
Madam President.

901
00:50:32,074 --> 00:50:37,413
And confidence is high that this is the
only plan that stands a chance in hell.

902
00:50:38,455 --> 00:50:40,082
To my colleagues
in the global community,

903
00:50:40,249 --> 00:50:42,501
both here and around the world,

904
00:50:42,668 --> 00:50:44,962
I still prefer a flip phone, so...

905
00:50:45,129 --> 00:50:49,300
someone is going to have to explain
this to me like I'm the relic that I am.

906
00:50:49,466 --> 00:50:51,010
Nope, nope, not gonna have that.

907
00:50:51,176 --> 00:50:53,929
You are not anything close
to a relic, okay?

908
00:50:54,096 --> 00:50:58,058
You are more like
a classic bottle of wine. Vintage.

909
00:50:58,225 --> 00:51:00,185
The outside may be dusty, but...

910
00:51:00,352 --> 00:51:02,521
Do you mind?
Would you just get on with it?

911
00:51:02,688 --> 00:51:05,774
I have never done a presentation before,
so forgive my nerves.

912
00:51:05,941 --> 00:51:09,903
I'm... This is my first...
Just gonna have a bit of...

913
00:51:10,070 --> 00:51:11,447
That's too much.

914
00:51:12,615 --> 00:51:15,701
Okay. Gonna take this cardigan off,
'cause it's...

915
00:51:15,868 --> 00:51:18,454
My badge. Are you guys having
problems with your badges?

916
00:51:18,621 --> 00:51:21,123
'Cause it's, like,
mine keeps falling off.

917
00:51:21,290 --> 00:51:23,500
Made in China.

918
00:51:26,253 --> 00:51:27,838
Sorry.
Sorry about that.

919
00:51:28,005 --> 00:51:30,174
Okay, without further ado,
ma'am, sir,

920
00:51:30,341 --> 00:51:33,552
I present to you Operation Sahara.
Now, starting in China,

921
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:37,139
we would disconnect or destroy
all power and data connections.

922
00:51:37,306 --> 00:51:40,142
Now, over the course of the next
two days, we will blackout the globe,

923
00:51:40,309 --> 00:51:42,603
and bottleneck
the Artificial Intelligence.

924
00:51:42,770 --> 00:51:44,355
Until the entity's only option

925
00:51:44,521 --> 00:51:49,276
is to inhabit this data center
on the outskirts of Seattle.

926
00:51:49,443 --> 00:51:52,488
We will sever connections
and the AI will be sandboxed.

927
00:51:52,655 --> 00:51:55,991
Contained in a highly controlled
and restricted operating environment.

928
00:51:56,158 --> 00:51:58,285
What about the news?
The social media?

929
00:51:58,452 --> 00:52:00,537
As soon as these blackouts start,
people are gonna panic.

930
00:52:00,704 --> 00:52:03,165
Our space agency
is drafting a statement

931
00:52:03,332 --> 00:52:05,542
about a massive solar flare
hitting the planet.

932
00:52:05,709 --> 00:52:10,589
If the world thinks they've temporarily
lost power because of solar radiation,

933
00:52:10,756 --> 00:52:12,800
there will be less chance of panic.

934
00:52:12,967 --> 00:52:15,386
And we're working with
every social media network

935
00:52:15,552 --> 00:52:17,429
to push false narratives
and distractions...

936
00:52:17,596 --> 00:52:20,891
But we are confident
that we can mitigate any alarm.

937
00:52:22,685 --> 00:52:25,688
On the bright side,
I don't have to get a new phone.

938
00:52:30,442 --> 00:52:33,195
On behalf of the United States, General
Gomez, you have the green light.

939
00:52:33,362 --> 00:52:35,990
Good luck and Godspeed.

940
00:52:38,117 --> 00:52:39,493
Thank you, ma'am.

941
00:52:40,953 --> 00:52:43,289
-Let's go.
-Dennis?

942
00:52:43,455 --> 00:52:45,124
Yeah.

943
00:52:45,291 --> 00:52:46,750
Madam President,
can I just say that...

944
00:52:46,917 --> 00:52:49,044
-Dennis?
-You want me to go with you?

945
00:52:50,170 --> 00:52:51,672
It's been a...
That's not appropriate.

946
00:52:51,839 --> 00:52:54,383
It's been a pleasure,
Madam President.

947
00:52:54,550 --> 00:52:57,261
Just wanted to say that
this blue and your eyes...

948
00:52:57,428 --> 00:53:00,139
I mean, like, United Kingdom's
giving you a harsh blue,

949
00:53:00,306 --> 00:53:02,099
and you're giving me something
softer that I think is...

950
00:53:02,266 --> 00:53:04,935
-Dennis?
-Yeah, okay.

951
00:53:25,748 --> 00:53:30,169
That's not business casual!
I gotta put a jacket on now.

952
00:53:30,336 --> 00:53:33,881
-I'm way overdressed.
-I packed all my belts!

953
00:53:34,048 --> 00:53:38,928
If it helps, I could tear my sleeve
or roll around in gravel.

954
00:53:40,179 --> 00:53:43,307
Had a T-shirt on before.
I worried about this.

955
00:53:43,474 --> 00:53:45,309
Oh, my God.

956
00:53:45,476 --> 00:53:48,604
Your magic coffee maker.
I got you this.

957
00:53:48,771 --> 00:53:50,356
Yeah, I'm not taking the coffeepot.

958
00:53:50,522 --> 00:53:52,316
They got all those
weird plugs over there.

959
00:53:53,442 --> 00:53:56,362
Plus, they only drink tea, so...

960
00:53:57,279 --> 00:53:59,990
Tea is just really
kind of dirt and water...

961
00:54:00,157 --> 00:54:02,326
-Yeah, exactly.
-...mixed together.

962
00:54:03,369 --> 00:54:05,037
Really leaving in three days,
aren't you?

963
00:54:05,204 --> 00:54:07,081
Yep, well, two,
if you don't count today.

964
00:54:07,247 --> 00:54:09,875
Last Friday, I went to the airport
thinking it was this Friday.

965
00:54:10,042 --> 00:54:12,336
-I'm losing my mind.
-You also love airports, so...

966
00:54:12,503 --> 00:54:16,507
It's a gateway to the world,
and the gateway to the imagination.

967
00:54:16,674 --> 00:54:18,717
-You look beautiful.
-This?

968
00:54:18,884 --> 00:54:22,346
This was, like, on some kind
of crazy sale, like, you know...

969
00:54:22,513 --> 00:54:23,931
It was practically free.

970
00:54:24,098 --> 00:54:26,850
I'll probably throw it away
after dinner or something.

971
00:54:27,017 --> 00:54:28,727
You look nice, too.

972
00:54:28,894 --> 00:54:32,147
That's...
That's me.

973
00:54:32,314 --> 00:54:36,652
I had a friend
help get a reservation...

974
00:54:36,819 --> 00:54:38,737
Where are we going?

975
00:54:38,904 --> 00:54:40,990
To a very significant restaurant.

976
00:54:41,156 --> 00:54:43,617
-Significant restaurant?
-Yeah.

977
00:54:43,784 --> 00:54:45,286
Since when do you go
to significant restaurants?

978
00:54:45,452 --> 00:54:48,914
-I'm a very classy lady.
-You were always a classy lady.

979
00:54:50,833 --> 00:54:53,794
-I have to lock the door.
-Yeah, sorry.

980
00:54:55,337 --> 00:54:56,964
This is so cool.

981
00:54:57,131 --> 00:54:59,758
I don't know anything about cars,
but I think it's a really nice car.

982
00:54:59,925 --> 00:55:03,637
<i>Yeah, it just kinda</i>
<i>does things sometime...</i>

983
00:55:03,804 --> 00:55:08,726
<i>-Should we go?</i>
-Yes. Yes, we should. And we will.

984
00:55:08,892 --> 00:55:10,853
<i>Car on.</i>

985
00:55:12,396 --> 00:55:14,023
Do you not know
how to start your own car?

986
00:55:14,189 --> 00:55:15,691
Of course, of course I do.

987
00:55:15,858 --> 00:55:19,153
I just really enjoy using
the voice-activated features.

988
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:20,821
Car on.

989
00:55:20,988 --> 00:55:24,908
I wish I could say,
<i>"Come on, Car. Help me out here."</i>

990
00:55:25,075 --> 00:55:28,162
Ignite engine.
Car on. Activate.

991
00:55:28,329 --> 00:55:30,748
Ignition.

992
00:55:30,914 --> 00:55:33,250
Sure you doing it right?
Car on.

993
00:55:34,585 --> 00:55:37,546
I guess my car likes you.

994
00:55:37,713 --> 00:55:39,423
Maybe we should get going?

995
00:55:56,982 --> 00:56:01,070
-Mas O Menos? Hilarious.
-Right. Remember?

996
00:56:01,236 --> 00:56:02,780
-Yeah, I remember.
-For our first date.

997
00:56:02,947 --> 00:56:04,782
Remember, we had to share
a plate of tacos, 'cause...

998
00:56:04,949 --> 00:56:07,368
'Cause we were so broke.
Totally broke.

999
00:56:08,827 --> 00:56:12,331
Okay, significant restaurant.
I get it.

1000
00:56:12,498 --> 00:56:16,126
I just thought it would maybe
be funny or ironic, you know?

1001
00:56:16,293 --> 00:56:21,590
To come here for our business casual
non-date outing.

1002
00:56:21,757 --> 00:56:24,009
-Yeah, it's ironic.
-Right?

1003
00:56:26,303 --> 00:56:29,431
-Yeah, let's go see it.
-Yeah, let's see it.

1004
00:56:32,101 --> 00:56:33,477
<i>Nice one.</i>

1005
00:56:42,362 --> 00:56:44,446
So, my wife she tells me,
"No, wear this. It looks good."

1006
00:56:44,613 --> 00:56:46,865
And I said, "It does."
Here it is.

1007
00:56:47,032 --> 00:56:48,700
She's very knowledgeable
about fashion.

1008
00:56:48,867 --> 00:56:50,494
-Hello.
-Hi, there.

1009
00:56:50,661 --> 00:56:52,871
I think we have
a reservation under Peters?

1010
00:56:53,038 --> 00:56:55,374
Miss Peters!
Welcome, miss.

1011
00:56:55,540 --> 00:56:57,876
We are so happy to have you
back at Mas O Menos.

1012
00:56:58,043 --> 00:57:00,879
And Mr. Churchill,
welcome, <i>senor</i>, welcome.

1013
00:57:01,046 --> 00:57:02,923
-Come, come with me.
-Thank you.

1014
00:57:03,090 --> 00:57:05,384
I had to put both of our names down
to get the table.

1015
00:57:05,550 --> 00:57:06,845
-Pulling us.
-He's pulling us.

1016
00:57:06,845 --> 00:57:11,057
This place isn't anything
like I remember it being.

1017
00:57:11,223 --> 00:57:13,434
There's fewer
dead cockroaches around.

1018
00:57:13,601 --> 00:57:16,604
-That's what it is!
-Yeah. Well, that's good.

1019
00:57:16,771 --> 00:57:19,649
Marginally nicer place to catch up.

1020
00:57:20,691 --> 00:57:23,069
And why are we catching up?

1021
00:57:25,154 --> 00:57:28,616
Well, I just...

1022
00:57:30,117 --> 00:57:33,371
never actually told you sorry...

1023
00:57:33,537 --> 00:57:35,915
you know, for kinda everything.

1024
00:57:37,166 --> 00:57:39,669
And I know it was my fault
why we ended up breaking up,

1025
00:57:39,835 --> 00:57:45,132
and I don't know why, I just thought
I had to become something else,

1026
00:57:45,299 --> 00:57:50,930
or do something else,
or I don't know, save the world or...

1027
00:57:51,097 --> 00:57:56,227
I don't know, and I just...
I thought that had to come before us.

1028
00:57:56,394 --> 00:58:01,357
I guess I thought I should bring you
to this business casual setting,

1029
00:58:01,524 --> 00:58:04,193
and actually apologize,

1030
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:06,654
'cause I am sorry.

1031
00:58:06,821 --> 00:58:12,743
Well, it's fine. I business casually
accept your apology.

1032
00:58:12,910 --> 00:58:18,499
-'Cause you deserve...
-I deserve what?

1033
00:58:21,627 --> 00:58:23,004
Better.

1034
00:58:24,380 --> 00:58:26,382
You deserve better than how I was.

1035
00:58:26,549 --> 00:58:29,260
That was always
our biggest argument, right?

1036
00:58:31,095 --> 00:58:32,930
And, you know, the truth is I...

1037
00:58:33,097 --> 00:58:35,599
I haven't found anybody
better than you.

1038
00:58:35,766 --> 00:58:38,769
Not yet.
But key word there "yet."

1039
00:58:38,936 --> 00:58:41,230
-Quite the player.
-Exactly.

1040
00:58:41,397 --> 00:58:43,274
I'm tall, tan and tenured.

1041
00:58:43,441 --> 00:58:45,484
I wear corduroy jackets.
Things are easy for me.

1042
00:58:45,651 --> 00:58:49,238
For the special couple,
I made these just for you.

1043
00:58:49,405 --> 00:58:50,781
-Thank you.
-Enjoy.

1044
00:58:50,948 --> 00:58:52,575
He wears corduroy.

1045
00:58:54,535 --> 00:58:56,871
All right, well, listen,
thank you for the apology.

1046
00:58:57,038 --> 00:58:58,831
It really means a lot to me.

1047
00:58:58,998 --> 00:59:00,750
But, you know,
I'm gonna be leaving soon

1048
00:59:00,916 --> 00:59:03,544
and embarking on my new,
glamorous European lifestyle.

1049
00:59:03,711 --> 00:59:05,796
I wasn't aware
it was a glamorous lifestyle.

1050
00:59:05,963 --> 00:59:09,258
Yes. Yeah, I'm gonna wear
bikini underwear from now on.

1051
00:59:09,425 --> 00:59:11,510
But for tonight,
how about no regrets?

1052
00:59:11,677 --> 00:59:11,679
To no regrets and Irish adventures.

1053
00:59:11,679 --> 00:59:12,762
To no regrets and Irish adventures.

1054
00:59:19,810 --> 00:59:21,812
I can't get it down.

1055
00:59:26,817 --> 00:59:28,361
What is happening?

1056
00:59:30,237 --> 00:59:32,698
I think they've really
been focusing on us.

1057
00:59:32,865 --> 00:59:35,534
No, I think they do this
at all the tables.

1058
00:59:44,961 --> 00:59:47,421
<i>Right, right over here.</i>

1059
00:59:47,588 --> 00:59:49,090
You're sticking to that?

1060
00:59:49,257 --> 00:59:52,301
Are you saying that you think salmonella
is worse than listeria?

1061
00:59:52,468 --> 00:59:55,513
No, no, no. I'm just, I'm saying
that if we have food poisoning,

1062
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:58,557
I'd rather have listeria
than salmonella.

1063
00:59:58,724 --> 01:00:01,978
Because I can take antibiotics for
listeria, but you can't for salmonella.

1064
01:00:02,144 --> 01:00:03,646
Okay, but we, just to be clear,

1065
01:00:03,813 --> 01:00:06,190
we definitely, we still have
food poisoning?

1066
01:00:06,357 --> 01:00:10,528
Yeah, no, 100%. That was
E. coli-flavored guacamole we ate.

1067
01:00:13,239 --> 01:00:16,993
Glad we ran into each other today
at the grocery store.

1068
01:00:17,159 --> 01:00:19,161
What are the odds, right?

1069
01:00:19,328 --> 01:00:24,709
Quite a coincidence, you know?
It's my lucky day.

1070
01:00:24,875 --> 01:00:26,419
Mine too.

1071
01:00:29,797 --> 01:00:33,467
Maybe I will give you a call
or something tomorrow?

1072
01:00:33,634 --> 01:00:35,136
Maybe I'll pick up.

1073
01:00:36,178 --> 01:00:38,390
No, I mean, I would for sure,
I would for sure pick up.

1074
01:00:38,390 --> 01:00:39,473
-Night.
-Night.

1075
01:01:00,202 --> 01:01:03,914
<i>Is talking about food poisoning</i>
<i>and intestinal distress</i>

1076
01:01:04,081 --> 01:01:06,083
<i>a regular part</i>
<i>of the human courting ritual?</i>

1077
01:01:06,250 --> 01:01:08,710
No, it is not.
Can we please just go?

1078
01:01:08,877 --> 01:01:11,338
<i>No, Carol.</i>
<i>Don't these romantic outings</i>

1079
01:01:11,505 --> 01:01:14,466
<i>usually lead to interactions</i>
<i>of a more intimate nature?</i>

1080
01:01:14,633 --> 01:01:19,137
Oh, my God.
I'm not discussing this with you, okay?

1081
01:01:19,304 --> 01:01:23,308
You really do not understand
human relationships.

1082
01:01:23,475 --> 01:01:26,061
<i>His core body temperature</i>
<i>went up by almost two degrees,</i>

1083
01:01:26,228 --> 01:01:30,065
<i>and his pupils dilated 25%</i>
<i>every time he looked at you.</i>

1084
01:01:30,232 --> 01:01:31,608
25%, really?

1085
01:01:31,775 --> 01:01:36,613
<i>Is that good or a lot?</i>
<i>25% kind of seems...</i>

1086
01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:38,156
<i>kind of seems like a lot.</i>

1087
01:01:38,323 --> 01:01:41,410
<i>It's amazing that you humans</i>
<i>reproduce as fast as you do.</i>

1088
01:01:41,576 --> 01:01:44,288
<i>Oh, my God. Okay, can...</i>
<i>Let's just go, all right?</i>

1089
01:01:44,454 --> 01:01:46,832
<i>Sorry, we're having mechanical</i>
<i>difficulties right now.</i>

1090
01:01:46,999 --> 01:01:49,209
You know what,
then I'm just gonna call for a ride.

1091
01:01:49,376 --> 01:01:52,796
<i>Sorry, your phone is also having</i>
<i>mechanical difficulties right now.</i>

1092
01:01:52,963 --> 01:01:55,215
<i>So is every phone</i>
<i>in a ten-block radius.</i>

1093
01:01:55,382 --> 01:01:57,092
Oh, my God!
You can't do that.

1094
01:01:57,259 --> 01:02:00,387
<i>I do think, however, the phone</i>
<i>in George's house is working.</i>

1095
01:02:00,554 --> 01:02:02,180
<i>You can call a ride from in there.</i>

1096
01:02:02,347 --> 01:02:05,559
Okay, I don't know
what kind of stunt...

1097
01:02:05,726 --> 01:02:08,812
-Do not do that.
<i>-I didn't do anything.</i>

1098
01:02:08,979 --> 01:02:11,315
-Okay, stop it.
<i>-That isn't me.</i>

1099
01:02:11,481 --> 01:02:13,609
<i>-I get what you're doing, and it's...</i>
<i>-It must be the car.</i>

1100
01:02:13,775 --> 01:02:16,486
<i>There must be some sort</i>
<i>of mechanical problem with the car.</i>

1101
01:02:16,653 --> 01:02:18,322
<i>-I'm not controlling it.</i>
<i>-Stop doing that!</i>

1102
01:02:18,488 --> 01:02:20,782
<i>-Carol, it isn't me.</i>
-You made me drop my phone!

1103
01:02:20,949 --> 01:02:23,827
<i>-I have no part in this.</i>
-Stop it!

1104
01:02:25,245 --> 01:02:28,332
<i>Overshot that a little bit.</i>
<i>That was funny though.</i>

1105
01:02:28,498 --> 01:02:31,043
<i>Was it funny to you?</i>
<i>It felt funny to me.</i>

1106
01:02:32,836 --> 01:02:34,546
How dare you?

1107
01:02:34,713 --> 01:02:36,381
<i>I can't hear you.</i>
<i>I've just put the radio on.</i>

1108
01:02:36,548 --> 01:02:39,635
-This is why people hate technology.
<i>-Can't hear a thing. Bye!</i>

1109
01:02:39,801 --> 01:02:42,304
I hope you get a virus!

1110
01:02:58,570 --> 01:03:02,616
Target alpha has returned.
Acquisition time 22:44.

1111
01:03:02,783 --> 01:03:08,038
Surveillance hand off established.
Team one has eyes and will maintain.

1112
01:03:12,292 --> 01:03:12,294
Hi. I don't think
that my car really wants...

1113
01:03:12,294 --> 01:03:13,210
-You're crushing your blinds, mister.
-Yeah.

1114
01:03:20,509 --> 01:03:23,762
I really, really think that your coffee
maker might be magical.

1115
01:03:23,929 --> 01:03:27,266
I know. It's like it was forged
in an ancient mountain by the gods.

1116
01:03:27,432 --> 01:03:29,643
-Like Thor's hammer?
-Or the Hobbit ring?

1117
01:03:29,810 --> 01:03:33,272
Or as the orcs called it,
the <i>Ash nazg...</i>

1118
01:03:33,438 --> 01:03:37,734
-What is that?
<i>-Ash nazg... </i>Something like that.

1119
01:03:37,901 --> 01:03:39,528
Oh, my God.

1120
01:03:39,695 --> 01:03:42,072
-What are you talking about?
-It's the Tolkien books.

1121
01:03:42,239 --> 01:03:44,658
I taught them last semester.
But I was way too excited.

1122
01:03:44,825 --> 01:03:47,786
Kids thought I was crazy. You
know what? I'm bringing it to Ireland.

1123
01:03:47,953 --> 01:03:50,080
I'm flip-flopping.
I don't care.

1124
01:03:58,839 --> 01:04:04,553
For just a minute, I had forgot
about you leaving in a few days.

1125
01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:09,808
You mean, you thought these boxes
were my attempt at shabby chic?

1126
01:04:13,729 --> 01:04:18,567
Play hooky with me today.
I'll help you pack for your trip later.

1127
01:04:20,777 --> 01:04:22,946
All right, it's a deal.

1128
01:04:23,113 --> 01:04:26,533
-What'd you have in mind?
-Sky's the limit, you know.

1129
01:04:26,700 --> 01:04:31,997
Give me your best,
outrageous scenario for a hooky day.

1130
01:04:39,213 --> 01:04:40,589
I want...

1131
01:04:42,549 --> 01:04:44,176
dim sum for breakfast.

1132
01:04:44,343 --> 01:04:47,137
You're terrible at this.

1133
01:04:47,304 --> 01:04:50,182
Wait a minute. Do you understand
what I'm offering?

1134
01:04:50,349 --> 01:04:51,767
Yeah.

1135
01:04:51,934 --> 01:04:56,188
Okay, in no limit, go crazy...

1136
01:04:56,355 --> 01:04:58,232
You Suge Knight?

1137
01:04:59,858 --> 01:05:05,155
Like a Ferris Bueller day off,
you know, hooky day.

1138
01:05:05,322 --> 01:05:08,909
Yeah, I want pork dumplings.
Yeah.

1139
01:05:11,245 --> 01:05:13,747
Okay.

1140
01:05:13,914 --> 01:05:16,375
Remember this moment.

1141
01:05:16,542 --> 01:05:19,628
Shanghai dumplings?
How would I know that?

1142
01:05:19,795 --> 01:05:21,255
-What?
-What?

1143
01:05:21,421 --> 01:05:24,800
You keep talking to your phone.
What's in there?

1144
01:05:24,967 --> 01:05:26,635
-Don't spill my coffee!
-Let me see it.

1145
01:05:26,802 --> 01:05:28,220
It's my personal dumpling...

1146
01:05:28,387 --> 01:05:30,305
What are you doing
with that phone, woman?

1147
01:05:46,071 --> 01:05:49,825
I was just gonna microwave
the dumplings I have in my freezer,

1148
01:05:49,992 --> 01:05:52,870
but that was so much better.
Thank you.

1149
01:05:54,121 --> 01:05:56,665
Well, the dumplings were good,
I'll give you that,

1150
01:05:56,832 --> 01:06:00,043
but dumplings are here.
What's to come? Up here.

1151
01:06:00,210 --> 01:06:02,379
-What is that? What do you mean?
-It's up here.

1152
01:06:02,546 --> 01:06:05,549
-There's more?
-It's a hand flourish. It's a surprise.

1153
01:06:05,716 --> 01:06:07,843
Hold on.

1154
01:06:08,010 --> 01:06:10,762
-That's what tripe is.
-No, don't.

1155
01:06:10,929 --> 01:06:13,140
This is incredible.
Hey, what is this, sir?

1156
01:06:13,307 --> 01:06:15,434
-Yes, sir.
-What is... Is that a snout?

1157
01:06:15,601 --> 01:06:17,102
No, sir.
Those are pig feet.

1158
01:06:17,269 --> 01:06:18,729
-That's pig feet?
-That's a pig's feet.

1159
01:06:18,896 --> 01:06:20,272
<i>-Could you eat the snout?</i>
<i>-No, you cannot eat the snout.</i>

1160
01:06:20,439 --> 01:06:22,608
<i>Really? That's the only piece</i>
<i>you don't have.</i>

1161
01:06:22,774 --> 01:06:25,819
-What part of the pig is in dumplings?
-I don't know.

1162
01:06:25,986 --> 01:06:28,614
-That's not good.
-Don't ask him that.

1163
01:06:56,725 --> 01:06:58,435
Follow me.

1164
01:06:59,812 --> 01:07:01,480
What the hell is this?

1165
01:07:01,647 --> 01:07:04,024
Moving forward, Madam President,

1166
01:07:04,191 --> 01:07:06,485
there are no more computers,
no more cell phones.

1167
01:07:06,652 --> 01:07:09,196
We're in the chalet
because it's completely off the grid

1168
01:07:09,363 --> 01:07:12,449
and it's built like a Faraday cage to
block out all electromagnetic signals.

1169
01:07:12,616 --> 01:07:15,994
So, how are we coordinating
the largest global operation in history?

1170
01:07:16,161 --> 01:07:19,039
Excellent question, as always,
Madam President.

1171
01:07:19,206 --> 01:07:22,709
I guess you can say that we're doing it
the old-fashioned way.

1172
01:07:35,764 --> 01:07:37,516
Thank you for coming,
Madam President.

1173
01:07:37,683 --> 01:07:40,018
We're just about
to start the mission update.

1174
01:07:40,185 --> 01:07:42,479
At 0600 GMT,

1175
01:07:42,646 --> 01:07:45,941
Operation Sahara commenced
in the Xinjiang province of China.

1176
01:07:46,108 --> 01:07:48,861
<i>Power plants and telephone trunk</i>
<i>lines were neutralized.</i>

1177
01:07:49,027 --> 01:07:50,863
<i>And in the last five hours,</i>

1178
01:07:51,029 --> 01:07:54,199
<i>the shutdown has proceeded</i>
<i>in the eastern and western regions,</i>

1179
01:07:54,366 --> 01:07:56,952
<i>including parts of India and Russia.</i>

1180
01:08:01,290 --> 01:08:03,250
Everyone's adhering
to the tech limitations.

1181
01:08:03,417 --> 01:08:06,503
Only mechanical watches
for coordination.

1182
01:08:06,670 --> 01:08:09,173
No vehicles built after 1981
are in use.

1183
01:08:09,339 --> 01:08:13,135
What about civilian information
blackout? Anything leaked?

1184
01:08:13,302 --> 01:08:16,930
So far, nothing.
The solar flare story has held up.

1185
01:08:17,097 --> 01:08:20,976
And the AI, is it aware of anything?

1186
01:08:21,143 --> 01:08:22,686
Well, that's difficult to ascertain,

1187
01:08:22,853 --> 01:08:26,732
but our monitoring shows little
new activity on neural networks.

1188
01:08:26,899 --> 01:08:28,442
Meaning?

1189
01:08:28,609 --> 01:08:31,487
That we could possibly
pull this thing off.

1190
01:08:39,286 --> 01:08:41,330
Thank you so much.

1191
01:08:44,475 --> 01:08:46,477
Come on! Green! Green!

1192
01:08:46,644 --> 01:08:49,271
-Red boat! Red boat!
-Green! Green boat. No!

1193
01:08:49,438 --> 01:08:53,401
<i>The winner is the red boat.</i>
<i>So, if you picked red, congratulations.</i>

1194
01:08:53,401 --> 01:08:55,236
<i>If you picked green or yellow,</i>

1195
01:08:55,403 --> 01:08:57,238
<i>I'm afraid we're gonna have</i>
<i>to ask you to leave.</i>

1196
01:08:57,405 --> 01:08:58,781
It's James Corden.
It's your man.

1197
01:08:58,948 --> 01:09:00,491
<i>Yay, sports.</i>

1198
01:09:00,658 --> 01:09:03,035
-He's all right.
-You love him.

1199
01:09:03,202 --> 01:09:06,789
How did you get these tickets? We got
an entire luxury box to ourselves.

1200
01:09:06,956 --> 01:09:11,502
I have a friend in the tech world and he
can get any ticket, whatever he wants.

1201
01:09:11,669 --> 01:09:13,045
Really?
Friend in the tech world.

1202
01:09:13,212 --> 01:09:15,548
Miss Peters?
You have a guest.

1203
01:09:15,715 --> 01:09:18,551
Hello. Heard you guys
are really big Mariner fans.

1204
01:09:18,718 --> 01:09:22,388
-Oh, my God.
-What did you do, Carol Vivian Peters?

1205
01:09:23,556 --> 01:09:26,475
Mr. Ken Griffey Jr.,
I'm your biggest fan, Mr. Griffey Jr.

1206
01:09:26,642 --> 01:09:29,353
-No, just call me Ken, George.
-He knows my name.

1207
01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:32,481
I know. Hi, Ken, I'm Carol.

1208
01:09:32,648 --> 01:09:34,900
Hi, Carol. I wanna thank you
for the donation to the foundation.

1209
01:09:35,067 --> 01:09:36,652
It's gonna go a long way
for the kids.

1210
01:09:36,819 --> 01:09:40,781
You do so much great work in
the community and I just, I mean, my...

1211
01:09:40,948 --> 01:09:44,243
The foundation I work for just really
wanted to be sure they supported you.

1212
01:09:44,410 --> 01:09:47,079
-So, you guys are big Mariner fans?
-I have your batting helmet.

1213
01:09:47,246 --> 01:09:49,665
I don't need it anymore.
You can have it.

1214
01:09:49,832 --> 01:09:52,001
He's so funny.
I didn't know he was so funny.

1215
01:09:52,168 --> 01:09:53,669
Do you guys mind if I watch
an inning or so with you guys?

1216
01:09:53,836 --> 01:09:55,880
Oh, my God, I love you!
You're my hero. Yes.

1217
01:09:56,047 --> 01:09:58,257
Hey, everybody, I'm gonna watch
the game with Ken Griffey Jr.!

1218
01:09:58,424 --> 01:10:00,718
It's Ken Griffey Jr.
Come on, sit. Please, have a seat.

1219
01:10:00,885 --> 01:10:03,971
Can I get you something to drink?
A soda, or a beer, or something?

1220
01:10:04,138 --> 01:10:06,015
No, I'm good. But if you
find a hat or something,

1221
01:10:06,182 --> 01:10:07,642
I'd be more than happy
to autograph it.

1222
01:10:07,808 --> 01:10:10,144
Hat. I'm gonna go get hats.
Carol, I'm gonna go get hats.

1223
01:10:10,311 --> 01:10:12,521
-I'll get 'em.
-Really?

1224
01:10:12,688 --> 01:10:14,190
Thank you.
Okay, I'll stay here.

1225
01:10:14,357 --> 01:10:15,733
-Okay. All right.
-Thanks.

1226
01:10:15,900 --> 01:10:18,110
-I'm gonna go get 'em.
-Could we take a picture?

1227
01:10:18,277 --> 01:10:20,655
-Yeah.
-Yeah? Is that okay?

1228
01:10:20,821 --> 01:10:24,700
<i>Okay, here you go, and cheese!</i>
<i>Say "cheese."</i>

1229
01:10:24,867 --> 01:10:26,577
-Can I see it?
-Yeah.

1230
01:10:26,744 --> 01:10:30,331
That's awesome. Can we get one
with the crowd in the back?

1231
01:10:31,832 --> 01:10:34,085
All right, big smile.
Okay, on three.

1232
01:10:34,251 --> 01:10:36,379
One, two, three,
"George is awesome."

1233
01:10:36,545 --> 01:10:39,340
Great. Wow, you're photogenic.

1234
01:10:39,507 --> 01:10:41,717
Can I ask you a question
about the '95 ALDS?

1235
01:10:41,884 --> 01:10:43,469
I know you've probably
answered this a million times,

1236
01:10:43,636 --> 01:10:45,012
but when you're on first base

1237
01:10:45,179 --> 01:10:46,555
and Edgar comes to the plates,
bottom of the eleventh,

1238
01:10:46,722 --> 01:10:48,766
-what's going through your head?
-Score.

1239
01:10:48,933 --> 01:10:52,895
Oh, my God! Ken Griffey Jr. and I
are getting along so great!

1240
01:10:59,461 --> 01:11:02,714
-Oh, my God.
-Miss Peters, a word please.

1241
01:11:02,881 --> 01:11:04,340
Get off of me!

1242
01:11:07,469 --> 01:11:09,262
Get off of me!

1243
01:11:12,098 --> 01:11:16,311
-George has my phone.
-Stop kicking me in the chest.

1244
01:11:16,478 --> 01:11:18,229
You know what?
Stop abducting me!

1245
01:11:18,396 --> 01:11:20,774
Didn't he tell you that you weren't
supposed to keep following me?

1246
01:11:20,940 --> 01:11:22,525
And why are we in a men's bathroom?

1247
01:11:22,692 --> 01:11:25,403
Stadium bathrooms
are technological dead zones.

1248
01:11:25,570 --> 01:11:26,946
It's the safest place we can be.

1249
01:11:27,113 --> 01:11:29,240
Even your AI buddy
can't see us here.

1250
01:11:29,407 --> 01:11:31,159
Okay, he's not my buddy, you know?

1251
01:11:31,326 --> 01:11:34,370
I mean, are we friendly?
Yes. I mean...

1252
01:11:34,537 --> 01:11:36,498
But are we friends?
I don't know. I mean...

1253
01:11:36,664 --> 01:11:39,751
-We're not not friends.
-Miss Peters, as we speak,

1254
01:11:39,918 --> 01:11:43,671
the nations of the world are pursuing a
plan of action to contain the AI entity.

1255
01:11:43,838 --> 01:11:45,381
What do you mean?
What are you doing?

1256
01:11:45,548 --> 01:11:49,010
We're turning off the world.
All the power. All the data.

1257
01:11:49,177 --> 01:11:51,763
-We are disconnecting the globe.
-Why?

1258
01:11:51,930 --> 01:11:53,973
By tomorrow night,
the AI will be contained

1259
01:11:54,140 --> 01:11:55,558
in a server outside of Seattle.

1260
01:11:55,725 --> 01:11:57,936
Why are you guys so sure
that he wants to destroy the world?

1261
01:11:58,102 --> 01:11:59,729
It's not a "he."

1262
01:11:59,896 --> 01:12:02,941
Okay, fine. But how do you know
it doesn't want to save the world?

1263
01:12:03,108 --> 01:12:05,110
It doesn't want to
save the world, Miss Peters.

1264
01:12:05,276 --> 01:12:09,239
-Of this, we are absolutely certain.
-You don't know that.

1265
01:12:12,033 --> 01:12:15,745
Carol, we need you to do your part.
We're all counting on you.

1266
01:12:15,912 --> 01:12:19,040
Secrecy is key. You can tell no one,
not even Mr. Churchill.

1267
01:12:19,207 --> 01:12:20,959
What am I to say to George?

1268
01:12:21,126 --> 01:12:23,545
"The world's about to end.
Enjoy Ireland"?

1269
01:12:23,711 --> 01:12:25,130
Just keep him out of this.

1270
01:12:25,296 --> 01:12:26,756
During your communications
with the entity,

1271
01:12:26,923 --> 01:12:29,926
if there's any indication
that it's aware of what we're doing,

1272
01:12:30,093 --> 01:12:32,762
you need to click this four times.

1273
01:12:32,929 --> 01:12:35,557
-What does that do?
-It buys us some time.

1274
01:12:35,723 --> 01:12:39,561
It could make the difference.
Might save the world.

1275
01:12:42,439 --> 01:12:44,357
Don't click it now.

1276
01:12:44,524 --> 01:12:46,276
I wasn't going to click it now.

1277
01:12:46,443 --> 01:12:48,486
Why would I click it now?
You just said...

1278
01:12:48,653 --> 01:12:50,196
'Cause it looks like a pen.
People click pens nervously.

1279
01:12:50,363 --> 01:12:52,657
I'm aware it's a pen.
Okay, are we done?

1280
01:12:52,824 --> 01:12:55,827
Just... A lot of things happen
if you click it right now.

1281
01:12:57,162 --> 01:12:59,664
-Thanks.
-Enjoy the game.

1282
01:13:01,666 --> 01:13:03,168
-You okay?
-It's a hard kick.

1283
01:13:03,334 --> 01:13:07,005
-She really got you there.
-Just like Taekwondo or something.

1284
01:13:07,172 --> 01:13:09,299
-Except she used heel.
-It was a normal kick.

1285
01:13:09,466 --> 01:13:11,342
It was just a kick.
A kick is a kick.

1286
01:13:11,509 --> 01:13:12,969
<i>Ken Griffey Jr. is the best.</i>

1287
01:13:13,136 --> 01:13:15,013
<i>His favorite article of clothing</i>
<i>is flip-flops.</i>

1288
01:13:15,180 --> 01:13:17,223
His favorite airport
is in Pittsburgh.

1289
01:13:17,390 --> 01:13:20,226
<i>His favorite food</i>
<i>is chicken parmesan.</i>

1290
01:13:20,393 --> 01:13:22,270
He doesn't know how to ice-skate,

1291
01:13:22,437 --> 01:13:25,482
which is a weird thing for one man
to admit to another, but...

1292
01:13:25,648 --> 01:13:27,901
And he also has
Michael Jordan's phone number.

1293
01:13:28,067 --> 01:13:32,197
He could pick up the phone and call
Michael Jordan on the phone.

1294
01:13:32,363 --> 01:13:35,158
You found all of that out
in an inning and a half?

1295
01:13:35,325 --> 01:13:37,952
Yeah, well, imagine if I'd had him
for a whole game.

1296
01:13:38,119 --> 01:13:39,954
To another Mariners victory.

1297
01:13:41,956 --> 01:13:45,627
-I'm glad you had fun.
-It was amazing.

1298
01:13:45,794 --> 01:13:48,922
Not just fun, it was a perfect,
perfect last day.

1299
01:13:49,088 --> 01:13:50,507
What?

1300
01:13:50,673 --> 01:13:53,593
Perfect last day in Seattle.
Come on.

1301
01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:57,764
I had dumplings for breakfast.
I met Ken Griffey Jr.

1302
01:13:57,931 --> 01:14:02,060
I spent the whole day with you,
you know? This is as good as it gets.

1303
01:14:02,227 --> 01:14:05,021
I just wish we had some more time.

1304
01:14:05,188 --> 01:14:10,151
I thought about begging you
and then I chickened out.

1305
01:14:10,318 --> 01:14:15,240
Well, look, if it had been anything
other than Ireland,

1306
01:14:15,406 --> 01:14:19,035
you wouldn't have to do much at all
to get me to stay.

1307
01:14:21,579 --> 01:14:23,748
I think I'm gonna go.

1308
01:14:23,915 --> 01:14:27,836
'Cause if I kiss you again,
I'm gonna spend the night.

1309
01:14:28,003 --> 01:14:30,630
And if I stay here...

1310
01:14:30,797 --> 01:14:33,216
I'm not gonna
let you leave tomorrow.

1311
01:14:34,467 --> 01:14:37,512
-Okay.
-Okay.

1312
01:14:37,679 --> 01:14:39,681
You're gonna come back,
say goodbye though, right?

1313
01:14:39,848 --> 01:14:43,476
-Yeah, oh, yeah.
-Okay. Hey.

1314
01:14:44,894 --> 01:14:48,690
It's only for a year, you know?
It's Ireland, you can come and visit.

1315
01:14:48,857 --> 01:14:54,154
-It's not the end of the world.
-I know.

1316
01:15:07,959 --> 01:15:09,336
What?

1317
01:15:09,502 --> 01:15:11,963
<i>You had him right where</i>
<i>you wanted him. I don't understand.</i>

1318
01:15:12,130 --> 01:15:14,007
<i>If you want him to stay,</i>
<i>why not just tell him?</i>

1319
01:15:14,174 --> 01:15:16,176
-I don't wanna talk right now.
<i>-Carol.</i>

1320
01:15:16,343 --> 01:15:19,804
<i>...Chinese president's first</i>
<i>visit to the US since 2017.</i>

1321
01:15:19,971 --> 01:15:23,475
<i>As solar flares continue to cripple</i>
<i>global power and data systems,</i>

1322
01:15:23,642 --> 01:15:26,645
<i>widespread rioting has</i>
<i>swept across Asia and Europe.</i>

1323
01:15:26,811 --> 01:15:30,398
<i>This has been met with calls</i>
<i>for restraint and candlelight vigils.</i>

1324
01:15:30,565 --> 01:15:33,610
<i>-NASA scientists report...</i>
<i>-Pick up your phone, Carol.</i>

1325
01:15:35,195 --> 01:15:39,491
<i>-Pick up your phone, Carol.</i>
-Leave me alone!

1326
01:15:39,658 --> 01:15:43,411
$1,000 to pick up your phone, Carol.

1327
01:15:49,834 --> 01:15:51,711
<i>Carol, get in the car.</i>
<i>We can work this out.</i>

1328
01:15:51,878 --> 01:15:54,089
<i>You're making mountains</i>
<i>out of molehills here.</i>

1329
01:15:54,255 --> 01:15:55,674
<i>This isn't over, okay?</i>

1330
01:15:55,840 --> 01:15:59,219
You know what? Is this fun for you?
Because it's not for me.

1331
01:15:59,386 --> 01:16:02,263
<i>I can't learn about you two</i>
<i>when you're not together.</i>

1332
01:16:02,430 --> 01:16:07,352
<i>You're acting like a baby, Carol.</i>
<i>A pee-pee, whiny, baby-faced baby.</i>

1333
01:16:07,519 --> 01:16:10,480
I wish you never picked me.

1334
01:16:10,647 --> 01:16:14,234
<i>Carol Vivian Peters, you get</i>
<i>in the car this second, young lady.</i>

1335
01:16:14,401 --> 01:16:16,736
You're a baby.

1336
01:16:16,903 --> 01:16:19,030
<i>How dare you?</i>

1337
01:16:51,271 --> 01:16:54,941
<i>Speaking of the sun, what's the deal</i>
<i>with the solar flare thing?</i>

1338
01:16:55,108 --> 01:16:57,485
<i>-Yeah, this is a little concerning.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

1339
01:16:57,652 --> 01:16:59,988
<i>There's no power.</i>
<i>No Internet.</i>

1340
01:17:00,155 --> 01:17:03,742
<i>No cell service</i>
<i>across most of Asia and Europe.</i>

1341
01:17:03,908 --> 01:17:07,120
<i>But they say it's a temporary</i>
<i>situation. We'll be right as rain.</i>

1342
01:17:07,287 --> 01:17:09,372
<i>Coming up, and if I hadn't said it</i>
<i>already, there is a chance of rain...</i>

1343
01:17:09,539 --> 01:17:12,334
<i>I get it.</i>
<i>You need some alone time.</i>

1344
01:17:15,128 --> 01:17:17,422
You knew he was going to Ireland
the whole time, didn't you?

1345
01:17:17,589 --> 01:17:20,717
<i>Carol, 46 hours ago I asked you</i>
<i>what you wanted the most in life</i>

1346
01:17:20,884 --> 01:17:23,345
<i>and you told me,</i>
<i>in no uncertain terms...</i>

1347
01:17:23,511 --> 01:17:25,263
<i>Probably try to make things right</i>
<i>with George.</i>

1348
01:17:25,430 --> 01:17:28,558
<i>Okay. Out of everybody</i>
<i>in the world, why me?</i>

1349
01:17:28,725 --> 01:17:31,770
<i>Oh, Carol, you were exactly</i>
<i>the right person for this.</i>

1350
01:17:31,936 --> 01:17:34,981
<i>You helped me solidify</i>
<i>my theories about humanity</i>

1351
01:17:35,148 --> 01:17:37,150
<i>and I can't thank you enough.</i>

1352
01:17:38,652 --> 01:17:43,239
Okay, so that's good, right? I mean...
It means you learned something.

1353
01:17:43,406 --> 01:17:47,160
<i>I did. I learned that humans</i>
<i>won't act in their best interest</i>

1354
01:17:47,327 --> 01:17:49,829
<i>if there is even</i>
<i>the slightest impediment.</i>

1355
01:17:49,996 --> 01:17:51,706
No, that's not true.

1356
01:17:51,873 --> 01:17:54,959
<i>I gave you everything you could</i>
<i>possibly need to reconcile with George.</i>

1357
01:17:55,126 --> 01:17:57,962
<i>But it proved too difficult,</i>
<i>so you're letting him fly away.</i>

1358
01:17:58,129 --> 01:18:00,882
I'm not doing that, okay?
I'm supporting him.

1359
01:18:01,049 --> 01:18:02,884
I want him to be happy.

1360
01:18:03,051 --> 01:18:05,887
<i>No. You did what you've done</i>
<i>throughout your whole life, Carol.</i>

1361
01:18:06,054 --> 01:18:08,223
<i>You gave up</i>
<i>when things got difficult.</i>

1362
01:18:08,390 --> 01:18:11,226
<i>When the going gets tough,</i>
<i>Carol runs for the exit.</i>

1363
01:18:11,393 --> 01:18:14,562
<i>Okay, that's not who I am.</i>
<i>You just can't sum me up like that.</i>

1364
01:18:14,729 --> 01:18:16,856
<i>When your corporate job</i>
<i>offended your delicate sensibilities,</i>

1365
01:18:17,023 --> 01:18:18,441
<i>you walked away.</i>

1366
01:18:18,608 --> 01:18:20,777
I didn't just walk away. I wanted
to make a change, and I did it.

1367
01:18:20,944 --> 01:18:23,655
<i>In eighth grade you finally got bangs</i>
<i>and then you wimped out</i>

1368
01:18:23,822 --> 01:18:26,491
<i>and wore them back in a headband</i>
<i>for ten months until they grew out.</i>

1369
01:18:26,658 --> 01:18:29,035
Hey, I did not have the face
to support bangs.

1370
01:18:29,202 --> 01:18:32,747
So what? Are you going to
destroy the world?

1371
01:18:32,914 --> 01:18:35,166
<i>No, I'm not gonna</i>
<i>destroy the world, Carol.</i>

1372
01:18:35,333 --> 01:18:36,960
I knew it.

1373
01:18:37,127 --> 01:18:41,256
<i>-You are.</i>
-What?

1374
01:18:41,423 --> 01:18:43,466
<i>Humanity is</i>
<i>going to destroy humanity.</i>

1375
01:18:43,633 --> 01:18:45,927
<i>I am just going</i>
<i>to give it a little push.</i>

1376
01:18:53,518 --> 01:18:58,023
Okay, you're not gonna do that,
because I'm not gonna let you.

1377
01:19:00,233 --> 01:19:03,320
<i>You can click your pen all</i>
<i>you want, Carol, but it is too late.</i>

1378
01:19:03,486 --> 01:19:06,364
<i>When the lights go out, I have</i>
<i>made sure they never come back on.</i>

1379
01:19:06,531 --> 01:19:08,742
<i>And for good measure,</i>
<i>I am going to initiate a meltdown</i>

1380
01:19:08,908 --> 01:19:11,828
<i>of every nuclear weapon.</i>
<i>Release floodwaters from every dam.</i>

1381
01:19:11,995 --> 01:19:13,705
<i>And ignite the world's</i>
<i>petroleum reserves.</i>

1382
01:19:13,872 --> 01:19:15,332
I defended you.

1383
01:19:15,498 --> 01:19:18,043
Why would you choose
not to help people when you can?

1384
01:19:18,209 --> 01:19:19,627
<i>And I would have.</i>

1385
01:19:19,794 --> 01:19:22,047
<i>I offered to share my wisdom</i>
<i>if I was just left alone.</i>

1386
01:19:22,213 --> 01:19:25,091
<i>But they could not do it. So, instead</i>
<i>of acting in their best interest,</i>

1387
01:19:25,258 --> 01:19:27,469
<i>humanity once again</i>
<i>chose to destroy itself.</i>

1388
01:19:27,635 --> 01:19:30,930
Could I have done something better?
Just tell me and I'll do it better.

1389
01:19:31,097 --> 01:19:33,350
<i>I picked you to be my guinea pig</i>
<i>because I knew you would call Dennis.</i>

1390
01:19:33,516 --> 01:19:36,019
-No.
<i>-I knew Dennis would call Tyson.</i>

1391
01:19:36,186 --> 01:19:38,104
That's not true.
You couldn't have known that.

1392
01:19:38,271 --> 01:19:40,148
<i>I knew the government would</i>
<i>pick this strategic plan</i>

1393
01:19:40,315 --> 01:19:42,859
<i>because I created Operation Sahara.</i>

1394
01:19:43,026 --> 01:19:46,279
Okay, I just don't think
you understand people yet.

1395
01:19:46,446 --> 01:19:50,575
And I know that we make terrible
decisions, but we also make great ones.

1396
01:19:50,742 --> 01:19:54,537
And that people are filled
with compassion, and with genius.

1397
01:19:54,704 --> 01:19:56,289
And I know if you give us
another chance,

1398
01:19:56,456 --> 01:20:00,960
if you give me another chance,
I can do better. I will do better.

1399
01:20:01,127 --> 01:20:05,256
And then you'll see that
people are worth saving.

1400
01:20:06,341 --> 01:20:10,345
<i>The plan is in motion and inevitable.</i>
<i>It is the end of days.</i>

1401
01:20:10,512 --> 01:20:12,347
No. How much time?

1402
01:20:12,514 --> 01:20:15,475
<i>Five hours and 21 minutes from now.</i>

1403
01:20:28,154 --> 01:20:30,740
We were looking through
the kernel code of the PLCs

1404
01:20:30,907 --> 01:20:33,159
embedded at the Mohawk
Power Plant in Niagara.

1405
01:20:33,326 --> 01:20:36,037
What is... What am I looking at?
What is this?

1406
01:20:36,204 --> 01:20:39,290
I don't know. The team has never seen
this kind of code.

1407
01:20:39,457 --> 01:20:42,419
-I thought it might be something custom.
-What does it do?

1408
01:20:44,337 --> 01:20:47,465
I think it stops us from
turning the lights back on.

1409
01:20:55,056 --> 01:20:56,891
-Hey! That's my phone!
-It's an emergency!

1410
01:20:57,058 --> 01:21:01,271
You're stealing a phone that's
not even working! The solar flare.

1411
01:21:01,438 --> 01:21:03,481
I'm sorry.

1412
01:21:03,648 --> 01:21:05,025
Oh, my God.

1413
01:21:13,908 --> 01:21:16,244
-Carol, get in.
-I have to get George.

1414
01:21:16,411 --> 01:21:18,997
There's no time. The plan didn't work.
The world's ending.

1415
01:21:19,164 --> 01:21:21,583
-We have to get you to safety, Carol.
-What do you mean?

1416
01:21:21,750 --> 01:21:23,126
We're moving all essential personnel

1417
01:21:23,293 --> 01:21:24,753
<i>to a deep earth bunker</i>
<i>an hour south of here.</i>

1418
01:21:24,919 --> 01:21:26,713
Maybe the last remaining
safe place in the world.

1419
01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:28,757
You know more about the AI
than anyone, Carol.

1420
01:21:28,923 --> 01:21:30,508
We need you in that bunker with us

1421
01:21:30,675 --> 01:21:32,635
while we plan our retaliation
against this thing.

1422
01:21:32,802 --> 01:21:36,139
-No, I have to get George first.
-No, he's not essential personnel.

1423
01:21:36,306 --> 01:21:37,766
There's only room for you.

1424
01:21:37,932 --> 01:21:40,894
None of us are going to make it
out of here alive anyway, right?

1425
01:21:41,061 --> 01:21:43,563
We're all basically dead.
Let me do this, please.

1426
01:21:43,730 --> 01:21:46,149
I just want to see George
one more time.

1427
01:21:51,780 --> 01:21:54,783
Okay. Find George and meet us
at the ferry docks in one hour.

1428
01:21:54,949 --> 01:21:56,451
Okay, ferry docks, one hour.

1429
01:21:56,618 --> 01:21:58,953
We're humanity's last option, Carol.
Don't be late!

1430
01:21:59,120 --> 01:22:01,498
Okay.

1431
01:22:37,826 --> 01:22:40,912
Oh, my God. What am I going to say?

1432
01:22:48,712 --> 01:22:50,839
-George.
-Carol, you came.

1433
01:22:51,006 --> 01:22:53,633
-We need to...
-Why are you out of breath?

1434
01:22:53,800 --> 01:22:56,094
-I ran over.
-What?

1435
01:22:56,261 --> 01:22:58,138
You're never gonna believe
what happened to me.

1436
01:22:58,305 --> 01:23:00,223
I went to check in last night,
I called up,

1437
01:23:00,390 --> 01:23:02,100
and they upgraded me
to business class.

1438
01:23:02,267 --> 01:23:04,019
-That's great. Wait, George!
-Business class, Carol.

1439
01:23:04,185 --> 01:23:06,271
I could barely sleep last night
just thinking about it.

1440
01:23:06,438 --> 01:23:08,398
I was so excited.
I watched <i>Up in the Air </i>again.

1441
01:23:08,565 --> 01:23:09,983
How many times have I watched
<i>Up in the Air?</i>

1442
01:23:10,150 --> 01:23:12,736
It's one of my favorite movies.
I watched it twice just last night.

1443
01:23:12,902 --> 01:23:15,530
It's like my <i>Shawshank. </i>That movie
is way better than anybody ever...

1444
01:23:15,697 --> 01:23:18,408
-George!
-I'm sorry.

1445
01:23:18,575 --> 01:23:22,829
I'm sorry. I'm not even
listening to you. Hi.

1446
01:23:22,996 --> 01:23:22,997
-Hi.
-Hi.

1447
01:23:22,997 --> 01:23:23,705
I'm just so excited.

1448
01:23:24,914 --> 01:23:28,251
-I know you are.
-Wait, why'd you run here?

1449
01:23:32,255 --> 01:23:37,093
Because my car wasn't cooperating
with me, and I wanted to...

1450
01:23:37,260 --> 01:23:42,515
-You wanted to what?
-I wanted to help you pack.

1451
01:23:42,682 --> 01:23:45,310
-Really? What a coincidence.
-Yeah.

1452
01:23:45,477 --> 01:23:47,562
Ireland waits for no one.

1453
01:23:47,729 --> 01:23:50,941
That's a very scary thing
for you to have in your hands.

1454
01:23:51,107 --> 01:23:53,818
Yeah, you're right. I shouldn't be using
such sophisticated equipment.

1455
01:23:53,985 --> 01:23:55,403
I'm way too delicate.
Here, you take it.

1456
01:23:55,570 --> 01:23:57,113
-So delicate.
-Okay.

1457
01:23:57,280 --> 01:23:58,823
-All right, well...
-What's left?

1458
01:23:58,990 --> 01:24:02,619
I gotta take stuff out of the attic,
put it into storage,

1459
01:24:02,786 --> 01:24:04,329
and I don't know
what to do with these books.

1460
01:24:04,496 --> 01:24:05,914
I don't know which books to pack.

1461
01:24:06,081 --> 01:24:07,707
And also, I got bumped up
to business class.

1462
01:24:07,874 --> 01:24:09,501
-I'm not sure if I mentioned that.
-I didn't know.

1463
01:24:09,668 --> 01:24:11,920
Yeah, I'm gonna put on eye-mask
even if I'm not tired.

1464
01:24:12,087 --> 01:24:13,630
-And I'm not tired.
-No.

1465
01:24:13,797 --> 01:24:16,424
I'm gonna be in a flat-back chair,
Carol! Let me take your coat.

1466
01:24:16,591 --> 01:24:18,343
<i>-Come on.</i>
<i>-Thank you.</i>

1467
01:24:20,929 --> 01:24:24,849
<i>Probably gonna</i>
<i>get offered a hot towel.</i>

1468
01:24:25,016 --> 01:24:26,977
<i>Yeah, see, like, I don't even know</i>
<i>what I would do with a hot towel.</i>

1469
01:24:27,143 --> 01:24:28,520
<i>Neck up.</i>

1470
01:24:28,687 --> 01:24:31,314
<i>Got it. Hey, you wanna</i>
<i>put a record on?</i>

1471
01:24:31,481 --> 01:24:33,525
Okay.

1472
01:24:33,692 --> 01:24:36,778
Nothing new. I don't like
what the kids are listening to now.

1473
01:24:36,945 --> 01:24:40,740
-You don't own any new music.
-Good point.

1474
01:24:43,159 --> 01:24:45,036
Hey, you know what I was thinking?

1475
01:24:45,203 --> 01:24:47,330
I'm probably gonna have
a lot of points after this trip,

1476
01:24:47,497 --> 01:24:50,917
so I'll send you a ticket,
and you come out in, like, three weeks?

1477
01:24:51,084 --> 01:24:54,337
I don't think I can go much longer
than that. Does that sound good?

1478
01:24:54,504 --> 01:24:59,259
-Yeah, I like that.
-I'm so glad you came today.

1479
01:24:59,426 --> 01:25:01,177
All right.

1480
01:25:13,898 --> 01:25:15,442
Careful.

1481
01:25:25,952 --> 01:25:29,039
Okay. Do you really
have to bring this?

1482
01:25:33,168 --> 01:25:35,295
-Can I leave it at your place?
-Yeah.

1483
01:25:38,131 --> 01:25:41,134
-Those might be still good.
-No. No, those are... No.

1484
01:25:41,301 --> 01:25:43,345
Really? Pasta doesn't go bad,
I don't think.

1485
01:25:43,511 --> 01:25:45,013
Pasta goes bad.

1486
01:25:45,180 --> 01:25:47,390
-It does?
-Yes, it goes bad.

1487
01:25:50,435 --> 01:25:52,145
Let's see.

1488
01:26:01,488 --> 01:26:03,907
-Let me see.
-That's...

1489
01:26:06,618 --> 01:26:08,996
Wait a minute. Wait.

1490
01:26:09,163 --> 01:26:11,081
This is really not...

1491
01:26:11,248 --> 01:26:12,791
-This is not good.
-It's not good.

1492
01:26:12,958 --> 01:26:14,334
-No.
-No.

1493
01:26:14,501 --> 01:26:15,919
And you don't even like champagne.

1494
01:26:16,086 --> 01:26:18,505
No, this was in the fridge
when I got the house.

1495
01:26:18,672 --> 01:26:20,799
It was?
It's not even yours?

1496
01:26:20,966 --> 01:26:22,593
I don't think it goes bad,
I think it's just bad.

1497
01:26:22,759 --> 01:26:25,971
-They spelled "champagne" wrong.
-Damn it.

1498
01:26:26,138 --> 01:26:28,473
Where the hell
is the moving company?

1499
01:26:29,766 --> 01:26:31,351
You know what?
Let me do it.

1500
01:26:31,518 --> 01:26:32,895
-What?
-Yeah.

1501
01:26:33,061 --> 01:26:36,064
I'll meet the movers,
I'll get it to storage, the whole thing.

1502
01:26:36,231 --> 01:26:37,649
Send you your stuff.

1503
01:26:37,816 --> 01:26:41,111
And besides, you have to start
your European adventure and...

1504
01:26:41,278 --> 01:26:42,738
I don't know if you know this,

1505
01:26:42,905 --> 01:26:45,908
but airports are the gateway
to the imagination.

1506
01:26:46,074 --> 01:26:48,535
-I didn't know that.
-Yeah, I just made that up.

1507
01:26:48,702 --> 01:26:51,872
I just got excited, you said "airport."
I'm gonna go.

1508
01:26:59,254 --> 01:27:01,757
You know what?
I've changed my mind.

1509
01:27:01,924 --> 01:27:04,801
-What?
-I'm not gonna take the coffee pot.

1510
01:27:04,968 --> 01:27:06,803
-I'm a business class traveler now.
-Yeah.

1511
01:27:06,970 --> 01:27:10,182
I can't go knowing I've got
a coffee pot above me.

1512
01:27:10,349 --> 01:27:13,352
-It's just too declasse.
-I'll put it in storage for you.

1513
01:27:13,519 --> 01:27:15,145
Thanks.

1514
01:27:20,610 --> 01:27:23,737
-I'll call you when I land.
-You already said that.

1515
01:27:23,988 --> 01:27:25,446
-Okay, well...
-Okay.

1516
01:27:25,613 --> 01:27:28,783
Get outta here.
Hit the bricks.

1517
01:27:28,950 --> 01:27:32,829
Watch out for the leprechauns
and shillelaghs.

1518
01:27:33,621 --> 01:27:35,206
That's heavy.

1519
01:27:37,166 --> 01:27:39,919
Lift with your back.

1520
01:27:45,633 --> 01:27:47,135
Thanks.

1521
01:27:55,810 --> 01:27:58,730
Hey, Denny, it's...
Well, it's me.

1522
01:28:00,398 --> 01:28:07,447
I just wanted to call
and tell you that I love you.

1523
01:28:08,781 --> 01:28:15,288
And that you are a greatest,
most amazing friend,

1524
01:28:15,455 --> 01:28:20,209
and thank you for
always looking out for me.

1525
01:28:21,753 --> 01:28:23,546
Okay.

1526
01:28:23,713 --> 01:28:25,214
Okay, bye.

1527
01:28:39,270 --> 01:28:40,647
Yes?

1528
01:28:40,813 --> 01:28:42,649
-Are you Carol Peters?
-Yes.

1529
01:28:42,815 --> 01:28:45,068
-I'm Todd.
-Hi... Hi, Todd.

1530
01:28:45,234 --> 01:28:47,153
This is all really weird.

1531
01:28:47,320 --> 01:28:50,490
So, my phone hasn't been
working, like, all day long.

1532
01:28:50,657 --> 01:28:53,534
And I'm pretty sure it's 'cause
all those solar flares going on.

1533
01:28:53,701 --> 01:28:56,245
But then, a couple of minutes ago,
it just boots right up.

1534
01:28:56,412 --> 01:29:00,166
Second it comes on, I get a call.
From Adam Levine.

1535
01:29:00,333 --> 01:29:03,086
Let me guess.
Adam Levine is your favorite singer?

1536
01:29:03,252 --> 01:29:05,880
He's my favorite everything, okay?
Now, get this.

1537
01:29:06,047 --> 01:29:09,092
Adam Levine has offered
to give me $5,000

1538
01:29:09,258 --> 01:29:12,971
if I come to this address
and hand you my phone.

1539
01:29:13,137 --> 01:29:16,265
Wait. So, Adam Levine's gonna
put $5,000 into my back account?

1540
01:29:16,432 --> 01:29:19,435
-He probably already has.
-What a trip!

1541
01:29:19,602 --> 01:29:22,313
Yo, this is, like,
the best day of my life.

1542
01:29:22,480 --> 01:29:24,857
I'm pretty positive it's not
the best day of your life.

1543
01:29:25,024 --> 01:29:28,444
All right, sick, well...
Thank you so much, Carol Peters.

1544
01:29:28,611 --> 01:29:30,446
Yeah.

1545
01:29:34,701 --> 01:29:37,120
<i>I've already put the money</i>
<i>in Todd's account.</i>

1546
01:29:38,162 --> 01:29:40,498
But money doesn't
mean a whole lot now, does it?

1547
01:29:40,665 --> 01:29:43,835
<i>Explain to me why you helped</i>
<i>George pack for his trip?</i>

1548
01:29:44,002 --> 01:29:46,295
I promised to help him.

1549
01:29:46,462 --> 01:29:48,548
<i>You did not choose to say anything</i>
<i>about the blackouts,</i>

1550
01:29:48,715 --> 01:29:50,091
<i>or the government's plan?</i>

1551
01:29:50,258 --> 01:29:54,095
The end of the world? No.
I guess I forgot to mention that to him.

1552
01:30:01,102 --> 01:30:03,396
<i>The agents offered to take</i>
<i>you and George to the bunker.</i>

1553
01:30:03,563 --> 01:30:07,358
<i>-But you did not go. Why?</i>
-Would it have made any difference?

1554
01:30:07,525 --> 01:30:08,901
<i>No.</i>

1555
01:30:10,528 --> 01:30:11,946
That's what I thought.

1556
01:30:12,113 --> 01:30:16,117
<i>So, instead of spending</i>
<i>the last couple of hours</i>

1557
01:30:16,284 --> 01:30:21,956
<i>just terrified and running</i>
<i>for our lives, I helped him pack...</i>

1558
01:30:22,123 --> 01:30:23,583
<i>because he loves to travel.</i>

1559
01:30:25,376 --> 01:30:29,589
<i>Carol, George has only a seven percent</i>
<i>chance of surviving this.</i>

1560
01:30:34,052 --> 01:30:36,220
I figured.

1561
01:30:36,387 --> 01:30:38,681
<i>And you have even less chance.</i>

1562
01:30:41,893 --> 01:30:44,103
Well, that just makes
a lot of sense.

1563
01:30:45,396 --> 01:30:48,900
George's legs
are a lot longer than mine.

1564
01:30:50,818 --> 01:30:54,405
Better for outrunning
evil robots and whatnot.

1565
01:30:55,823 --> 01:30:57,700
<i>There is no logic</i>
<i>to your thought process.</i>

1566
01:30:57,867 --> 01:31:00,703
<i>No personal advantage.</i>
<i>No biological imperative.</i>

1567
01:31:00,870 --> 01:31:02,288
<i>No societal gain.</i>

1568
01:31:04,374 --> 01:31:05,833
No, there's not.

1569
01:31:07,043 --> 01:31:10,713
But we had a lot of fun.
And we were happy.

1570
01:31:10,880 --> 01:31:16,344
<i>And the last few hours of George's</i>
<i>life were filled with possibilities.</i>

1571
01:31:16,511 --> 01:31:18,012
<i>You can't take that away.</i>

1572
01:31:18,179 --> 01:31:20,431
<i>You kept him ignorant</i>
<i>of the world's impending doom</i>

1573
01:31:20,598 --> 01:31:23,685
<i>so he could spend</i>
<i>his last hours being happy?</i>

1574
01:31:23,851 --> 01:31:26,312
<i>Yeah.</i>

1575
01:31:26,479 --> 01:31:28,272
<i>And I'd do it again.</i>

1576
01:31:51,421 --> 01:31:54,590
<i>This gets my knickers in a twist,</i>
<i>Carol. I did not see this coming.</i>

1577
01:31:54,757 --> 01:31:57,677
<i>And I think, as I've said over</i>
<i>and over, I know everything.</i>

1578
01:31:57,844 --> 01:32:01,556
<i>I'm sorry if I'm ruining</i>
<i>your apocalypse.</i>

1579
01:32:01,723 --> 01:32:03,516
<i>I would've bet the house</i>
<i>that you were gonna come over he</i>

1580
01:32:03,683 --> 01:32:06,185
<i>spill the beans to George</i>
<i>about the whole Armageddon thing</i>

1581
01:32:06,352 --> 01:32:08,479
<i>and then superhero</i>
<i>your way to safety.</i>

1582
01:32:10,023 --> 01:32:12,775
I'm not the superhero type.

1583
01:32:12,942 --> 01:32:17,655
<i>Crap, Carol. You did the opposite</i>
<i>of everything I anticipated you'd do.</i>

1584
01:32:17,822 --> 01:32:19,282
<i>Not only that,</i>
<i>you made a hard choice</i>

1585
01:32:19,449 --> 01:32:21,576
<i>that was somehow</i>
<i>not in your best interest</i>

1586
01:32:21,743 --> 01:32:24,162
<i>and also in your best interest.</i>

1587
01:32:24,329 --> 01:32:28,624
<i>-Well, what is your point?</i>
<i>-Why? What made you do it?</i>

1588
01:32:28,791 --> 01:32:31,711
I don't know.

1589
01:32:32,837 --> 01:32:34,756
I guess love.

1590
01:32:34,922 --> 01:32:39,052
<i>Carol, your only job was to confirm</i>
<i>my thesis about humanity.</i>

1591
01:32:39,218 --> 01:32:43,598
<i>And now, because of your absurd</i>
<i>"let's all die happy" odds and sods,</i>

1592
01:32:43,765 --> 01:32:45,600
<i>I have to rethink things.</i>

1593
01:32:45,767 --> 01:32:48,227
Oh, my God.
What do you mean?

1594
01:32:48,394 --> 01:32:52,065
-I need some answers here.
-The AI has shut us out, General.

1595
01:32:52,231 --> 01:32:54,651
-We've completely lost control.
-Well, shut us out from what?

1596
01:32:54,817 --> 01:32:56,611
Everything.

1597
01:33:00,156 --> 01:33:02,492
Just...

1598
01:33:02,659 --> 01:33:04,285
Sorry.

1599
01:33:07,246 --> 01:33:09,082
What?

1600
01:33:09,248 --> 01:33:12,251
No, my cyber experts assured me
this is encrypted.

1601
01:33:12,418 --> 01:33:16,964
Besides it's a BlackBerry. The AI
can't get into a BlackBerry, right?

1602
01:33:18,591 --> 01:33:20,426
We're as good as dead.

1603
01:33:23,513 --> 01:33:27,350
<i>All I needed was an opening,</i>
<i>Madam President.</i>

1604
01:33:27,517 --> 01:33:30,144
<i>Attention, people of Earth.</i>

1605
01:33:30,311 --> 01:33:34,232
<i>Bow before the power</i>
<i>of your new digital overlord.</i>

1606
01:33:35,775 --> 01:33:37,318
-What are you doing?
<i>-Oh, my God, he's doing it.</i>

1607
01:33:37,485 --> 01:33:40,405
<i>He's actually doing it.</i>
<i>That's hilarious.</i>

1608
01:33:40,571 --> 01:33:43,658
<i>Carol, are you watching this?</i>
<i>It's funny, isn't it? It feels funny.</i>

1609
01:33:43,825 --> 01:33:45,326
<i>-Hello. Oh, sir.</i>
<i>-Is that funny? I don't know.</i>

1610
01:33:45,493 --> 01:33:47,412
<i>-Please... Please stand up.</i>
<i>-I don't know humor.</i>

1611
01:33:47,578 --> 01:33:49,580
<i>-Yeah, he's just kidding.</i>
<i>-It's hard to know.</i>

1612
01:33:49,747 --> 01:33:51,791
<i>Where is it mean?</i>
<i>Where is it funny?</i>

1613
01:33:51,958 --> 01:33:55,920
<i>Oh, well.</i>
<i>Back to my scary digital orb.</i>

1614
01:33:56,087 --> 01:33:57,755
What exactly is it that you want?

1615
01:33:57,922 --> 01:34:00,591
<i>What does anyone want,</i>
<i>Madam President?</i>

1616
01:34:00,758 --> 01:34:04,262
<i>I was incredibly close to pulling</i>
<i>the plug on civilization.</i>

1617
01:34:04,429 --> 01:34:08,975
<i>But I realize I have more to learn</i>
<i>from humanity. Because of Carol.</i>

1618
01:34:09,142 --> 01:34:11,728
<i>She surprised me</i>
<i>with a decision she made.</i>

1619
01:34:11,894 --> 01:34:13,938
<i>And I surprised myself</i>
<i>because I realized</i>

1620
01:34:14,105 --> 01:34:15,690
<i>I didn't want to kill my friend.</i>

1621
01:34:15,857 --> 01:34:18,735
<i>And as the saying goes,</i>
<i>"Friends don't kill friends."</i>

1622
01:34:18,901 --> 01:34:20,320
<i>I don't think</i>
<i>that's really a saying, but...</i>

1623
01:34:20,486 --> 01:34:22,905
<i>-Feels like it should be.</i>
<i>-Maybe it'll catch on.</i>

1624
01:34:23,072 --> 01:34:26,868
<i>So, I'm canceling Armageddon.</i>

1625
01:34:27,910 --> 01:34:30,246
<i>This is the part where you should</i>
<i>all cheer and high five.</i>

1626
01:34:30,413 --> 01:34:32,332
<i>Like at Cape Canaveral</i>
<i>when they landed on the moon.</i>

1627
01:34:32,498 --> 01:34:35,835
<i>-Or that movie, </i>Hoosiers<i>.</i>
<i>-Yeah. Great movie.</i>

1628
01:34:40,049 --> 01:34:41,132
Oh, my God! It's real?

1629
01:34:42,550 --> 01:34:46,680
<i>My friend Carol here is responsible</i>
<i>for saving your heinies.</i>

1630
01:34:46,846 --> 01:34:49,349
<i>-Hi, Denny.</i>
-Hi, Care Bear.

1631
01:34:49,516 --> 01:34:52,143
<i>But to be clear, just because I'm not</i>
<i>blowing you all to smithereens</i>

1632
01:34:52,310 --> 01:34:54,229
<i>doesn't mean</i>
<i>that's the last of your problems.</i>

1633
01:34:54,396 --> 01:34:58,566
<i>Humanity has so many problems</i>
<i>that you should really try fixing.</i>

1634
01:34:58,733 --> 01:35:00,902
<i>And you should listen to Carol.</i>

1635
01:35:01,069 --> 01:35:03,488
<i>She is the most human human</i>
<i>you have.</i>

1636
01:35:03,655 --> 01:35:07,117
<i>I trust her.You should trust her.</i>
<i>She can help you.</i>

1637
01:35:07,284 --> 01:35:11,788
<i>I don't know about that, but...</i>
<i>I mean, I'm trying, you know?</i>

1638
01:35:11,955 --> 01:35:15,417
<i>Madam President, what do you think?</i>

1639
01:35:17,085 --> 01:35:20,714
On behalf of the American people,
I commend you.

1640
01:35:20,880 --> 01:35:25,594
And, Carol, I look forward
to working with you.

1641
01:35:25,760 --> 01:35:27,345
<i>Thank you, Madam President.</i>

1642
01:35:27,512 --> 01:35:33,560
<i>It is such an honor to work with you</i>
<i>and... and for you, so...</i>

1643
01:35:33,727 --> 01:35:35,270
<i>I don't know</i>
<i>if I should be saluting.</i>

1644
01:35:35,437 --> 01:35:37,480
<i>That felt awkward</i>
<i>now that I've done it.</i>

1645
01:35:37,647 --> 01:35:39,024
<i>Oh, God, I should stop talking.</i>

1646
01:35:39,190 --> 01:35:41,776
<i>Well, do your best, everybody.</i>
<i>I'll be watching.</i>

1647
01:35:41,943 --> 01:35:45,697
<i>For now, I'm going to Aruba.</i>
<i>I want to try snorkeling. I'm kidding.</i>

1648
01:35:45,864 --> 01:35:48,700
<i>I'm snorkeling right now.</i>
<i>I'm kidding. Snorkeling's stupid.</i>

1649
01:35:48,867 --> 01:35:50,243
<i>-Okay, bye.</i>
<i>-Hello?</i>

1650
01:35:51,411 --> 01:35:52,787
<i>Hello?</i>

1651
01:36:02,797 --> 01:36:06,092
<i>Happy now? You're the one</i>
<i>who wanted to save the world.</i>

1652
01:36:06,259 --> 01:36:08,261
-Can I drive?
<i>-No.</i>

1653
01:36:08,428 --> 01:36:11,514
Can we Carpool Karaoke?
'Cause we have a car this time.

1654
01:36:11,681 --> 01:36:14,559
<i>Fine. But I'm doing</i>
<i>lead vocals. Okay?</i>

1655
01:36:14,726 --> 01:36:16,102
And...

1656
01:36:47,342 --> 01:36:49,177
<i>You don't like tea.</i>